Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[Joe Republic]

cfc

On whom?

[Јas]

Elliot also has moral objections to attending such things as gaelic football games and gay pride parades.

Gaelic football games are dens of vice. Can't figure out the other objection... does he think there might be Catholic priests in attendance?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Okay, I know a lot people have unfavorable views of Hitler, there is no need to overreact.

But can't we acknowledge that there were many things Hitler got right?

Hitler got the German economy going again at remarkable speed after the Great Depression.

Hitler took actions against subversives, marxists, and others.

Hitler united the German people into one country for the first time in modern history.

Hitler understood the threat of the Soviet Union, and had the guts to try to take it down.

Hitler sought out living space for his people in order to increase Germany's prosperity and preserve fertility--the only biological reason we exist.

Hitler understood that political correctness with regards to race and gender was crap.

Hitler was a mlitary genius who pushed his generals to win the incredible victory over France in 1940, which nobody thought was possible.

Technological advancement was huge under Hitler.

Hitler took action against the decadence that has infected the West.

Hitler restored national pride to his country, and received massive popular support.

[Free Palestine]

Okay, I know a lot people have unfavorable views of Hitler, there is no need to overreact.

But can't we acknowledge that there were many things Hitler got right?

Hitler got the German economy going again at remarkable speed after the Great Depression.

Hitler took actions against subversives, marxists, and others.

Hitler united the German people into one country for the first time in modern history.

Hitler understood the threat of the Soviet Union, and had the guts to try to take it down.

Hitler sought out living space for his people in order to increase Germany's prosperity and preserve fertility--the only biological reason we exist.

Hitler understood that political correctness with regards to race and gender was crap.

Hitler was a mlitary genius who pushed his generals to win the incredible victory over France in 1940, which nobody thought was possible.

Technological advancement was huge under Hitler.

Hitler took action against the decadence that has infected the West.

Hitler restored national pride to his country, and received massive popular support.

My history professor once did something like this in one of his classes, with the intended purpose of seeing if anybody would challenge him.  Eventually someone nervously raised his hand and said "But, didn't Hitler kill a lot of people?"  Wasn't in one of my classes, though.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context needed

It's kind of like if Missouri demanded Kansas change it name because of Kansas City.

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Guys this is not good.  I was going along just fine today, or so I though, when my cat decided to scratch my ear and drew blood.  That reduced me to a big cry baby for about 10 minutes, not so much about the cat, but about everything that's been going on with me lately.  So, now, feelings of depression and worthlessness are trying to set in.  I can't let it set in, though, as that will cause me to give up and make things so much worse than what they already are.  I need the strength to keep perservering to find a good, stable job.  Please pray for me, now for my emotional health as well as my financial health.

[Joe Republic]

You need some marijuana.

Or at least some St. John's Wart.

When I saw the name "Dave Leip" on my thread, I thought, "Oh Crap!!!  What did I do?!?!?!?"  Then, I remembered that his name is spelled Liep, not Leip.

[King]

You need some marijuana.

Or at least some St. John's Wart.

When I saw the name "Dave Leip" on my thread, I thought, "Oh Crap!!!  What did I do?!?!?!?"  Then, I remembered that his name is spelled Liep, not Leip.

Would you expect anything more from a former On-Company assistant manager?

[King]

What is your disability

Spondylothisthesis, with spinal stenosis and associated nerve damage.

I feel sorry for those who have to spell that darn name.

[Magic 8-Ball]

Click to read the very personal question that drew this response.

How about you mind your own goddamn business? I think that would solve a lot.

[Eraserhead]

Guys this is not good.  I was going along just fine today, or so I though, when my cat decided to scratch my ear and drew blood.  That reduced me to a big cry baby for about 10 minutes, not so much about the cat, but about everything that's been going on with me lately.  So, now, feelings of depression and worthlessness are trying to set in.  I can't let it set in, though, as that will cause me to give up and make things so much worse than what they already are.  I need the strength to keep perservering to find a good, stable job.  Please pray for me, now for my emotional health as well as my financial health.

I don't know if he should be allowed in the goldmine since his whole thread is basically a constant stream of goldmine material in its own right. It is pretty funny that his cat assaulted him though and that his response was to cry about it.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - I would rather not say

WARNING:
This post contains spoilers — Important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
ZOMG, PiT IS TALKING ABOUT CUTIE_15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

I don't think he's interested in politics or elections or that kind of thing.

He's a scientist/former astronaut/dentist-lawyer and international spy.  Together he and his sidekick Rochambeau collect data on all of us.

[minionofmidas]

What is a "robot" poster

?

I laughed.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

There's no actual person named Dave Leip. It's actually an acronym for a sophisticated computer program: Data Analysis, Verification, and Encoding for Logical Election Information Processing.

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Click for context.

Strange.  I thought this was going to be a documentary on Crist's sexual preferences.

[Phony Moderate]

Click for context.

Strange.  I thought this was going to be a documentary on Crist's sexual preferences.

I personally don't consider biphobia to be funny.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

And Lunar:  Don't you dare move this into the thread killing "economics" board.  If I had wanted this in economics, I would've put it there.  Thank you.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

My parents advised me not to get my car "injured" as I can't afford a wreck. 

Problemo numero uno.

[tmthforu94]

Yes. I would.

I thought you were gay?

So did I. Through the last 3 years of high school and quite a few years after that. For some reason over the last few years I've developed an attraction to women. Looking back now I think I labled myself to early.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context needed:

I'd rather commit genocide against the spermian people.

[Torie]

I'm sorry, but I just giggled for about 30 seconds over this one. I just could not help it:

If Levin endorses her that's good enough for me.

Wait, Mark Levin endorsed O'Donnell? If so, I'll certainly have to reconsider my support for her.

[??????????]

This discussion has been pure entertainment, it would make anyone having a bad day laugh.  "She's the love of my life this week, but next week she is a immature whore."  Must be nice to be a grown man and not be able to handle your own business.  I got some beachfront property in Oklahoma I'll sell you Jeff, interested?

Wow, ending up here on your first post, must be a new record.

[CatoMinor]

Olawakandi's most recent Senate prediction. the GOP with a net loss of 2

[Eraserhead]

Olawakandi's most recent Senate prediction. the GOP with a net loss of 2

I've heard of thinking positively but... uhh... wow.