Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[Joe Republic]

Hoeven is in the 70s both in the polls and with his mustache

[Badger]

Blanche Lincoln running a tight race with Rick Santorum according to Exit Polls.

[King]

aqua buddha!

(okay, that last one was someone in the background in Rand Paul's victory speech, and it was mumbled.  it might have been aqua velva.)

[King]

Random crazy post lol

For all Feingold fans here: Don't forget that a democratic majority crucified Jesus and forced Socrates to commit suicide. That was my mantra in 06 and 08.

[J. J.]

Toomey pulled it off. 99% career ACU rating from Pennsylvania will be sweet.

For one term.

By 2016, President Palin will disenfranchise all liberals in America.

[??????????]

What a pathetic showing by the GOP in the Senate races.  Losing CO, WA, WV and NV in this favorable climate is an epic failure and I called it.  The Republicans couldn't beat friggin' Harry Reid?  The guy who couldn't find his notes in the debate and lost that debate to a novice??!?!

Republicans will never...NEVER...have an electoral climate as favorable as this and they let the Dems off the hook. 

If you are a Democrat, you should be celebrating not getting the epic beating and just getting a little love-tap from the toothless GOP.

And screw you Gallup Generic Ballot!

[King]

Are you expecting Barack Obama to be unpopular when he leaves office in 2016 or perhaps Obama loses re-election in 2012 but a President Romney has mediocre job approval ratings when he is up for re-election in 2016?

Nkpatel questions himself

[Vepres]

The thread title is the funny part, the posts in it are just pathetic: Right-wing "centrists" preparing to seize control of the Democratic Party[/quote]

[Mr. Morden]

I went to an amusement park and sat next to Pence on a roller coaster.  I'm also romantically involved with his sister.  He's going to endorse Daniels (who I collided with on bumper cars.  He slammed me because I'm screwing his daughter too   But he told me he's running.)

I don't know if this is true (you're being sarcastic, aren't you?), but it seems very unlikely.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Human slime.

I certainly would not be at all surprised if there was vote fraud in Nevada to give Harry Reid his victory.

lol

Now, I know you like her, but can't you acknowledge that your candidates-of-choice who lost, lost fair and square?

opebo himself is admitting that Reid cheated.

Well, that's all the proof we need here.

[Citizen (The) Doctor]

Well, I've given up on her anyway, so no need to keep trying to convince me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG6qx-CAIzA&feature=related

[Ebowed]

Get a tattoo that says something like "NOT Sharleyne" or whatever her trashy name is. That'll learn 'er.

[Lief 🗽]

The thread title is the funny part, the posts in it are just pathetic: Right-wing "centrists" preparing to seize control of the Democratic Party

[/quote]

You're not very good at this whole "comedy" thing, huh?

[Badger]

From the "post your age" thread:

Anyways, I'm too old for a pedophile, but too young for a gold-digger.

[Vepres]

MSNBC isn't pretending to not be a total shill for the Republican party any more. And they were the most liberal news network.

[Vepres]

The thread title is the funny part, the posts in it are just pathetic: Right-wing "centrists" preparing to seize control of the Democratic Party

You're not very good at this whole "comedy" thing, huh?

The thread is absurd. Absurdity is generally funny (well, maybe not to hacks).

[Хahar 🤔]

What makes it absurd?

[Free Palestine]

Well, now we know what to get Lief on his birthday.

Context required.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Well, now we know what to get Lief on his birthday.

You want to buy a sex toy for a guy you met on the internet?

[Lunar]

I bet we get a Rasmussen poll here next week.

funny because it's true

[Joe Republic]

BRTD's reasoning for everything is worse than deep-fried tampons.

[Joe Republic]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=127584

props to Rowan, Morden, Lunar and Teddy

[King]

Suburbs Ralph Nader South Park opebo strip clubs Dudefest Sneakers O'Toole.

Youngs olds dumbs marijuana prostitution so-called libertarians and furthermore opebo.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

opebo mocking the forum rules in a way only he can:

I've only ever advocated feeding the Christians to lions (before it was illegal to do so on this forum - obviously now I love the Christians and the lions equally, and in fact would like to feed the lions to the Christians to make up for my former thoughtcrime). 

[The Mikado]

http://whatthehasobamadonesofar.com/

Was it intentional for that link to not work?

I'm a Democrat, but I can appreciate gallows humor as well as the next person.