Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

He's like a drunk uncle at a wedding. The one who tries to grope the bride. Who's his own niece.

We need more quotes from moderators boards.

[Landslide Lyndon]

okay

[#CriminalizeSobriety]

Context needed:

Is this your next ideology?

[The Artist Formerly Known As and Now Again Known As Ogis]

Congratulations Keystone Phil!

[minionofmidas]

He's like a drunk uncle at a wedding. The one who tries to grope the bride. Who's his own niece.

My cover is blown!

[Badger]

I was a member of the Democratic Party ever since I could first vote. I was loyal to my party for years sadly my party has not shown that same loyalty, since 2008 I started supporting republican candidates, I feel angered by the party mainly the leadership who have sent my party on a crash course.

According to your profile you are 19.  You just can't teach that type of loyalty.....

[Badger]

I was driving home tonight and just as this was mentioned on the radio, I drove past a huge crowd of people in a line that stretched from the shopping plaza almost into the street.

I didn't know people still did this for video games but I guess I'm glad it wasn't for Harry Potter or some other nonsense.

Oh whatever... your crush on Ron hasn't escaped us, Phil.

and a week later.....

Keystone Phil's Pennsylvania:  Everybody plays soccer, goes out stumping for GOP politicians, and then goes out for spaghetti and meatballs.  It finishes off with a few pictures of Phil shirtless at the beach.

Phil, watch out...looks like someone has a little mancrush on you.

Paging Dr. Freud......

[Phony Moderate]

On the bright side, at least these kids will learn from a young age that the government is their enemy.

Yes, and if we're lucky, in a few years they'll be on Joe Republic's ignore list and have a several ban petition threads in The Atlas board.

I can't wait!

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

These invasion maps make a McGovern victory look almost certain.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

You are welcome, my son. Now please, sit and eat. Here's some royal jelly.

Please... PLEASE... re-read your post and think about what you've just said to the excited Pollack.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Looks like Carl has a new buddy.

CARL HAYDEN, ATLAS POSTER, SEARCHING FOR A WAY TO OPERATE HIS COMPUTER EXPERIENCES AN ACCIDENTAL OVERDOSE OF GAMMA RADIATION. AND NOW WHENEVER HE IS AROUND MEXICANS A STARTLING METAMORPHOSIS OCCURS.....

[Lief 🗽]

Let's follow BRTD on a magical, soon to be illegal, journey:

I just bought some. Time to try it out.

This stuff just tastes like Sprite + vodka + jolly ranchers....

Ha there are clearly some cool effects later. I can barely feel my legs. Awesome. I am so buying a couple more cans of this stuff for the weekend. Not for the taste though.

You know it would be pretty interesting to get buzzed on this stuff and then get an "erotic massage"...

For some reason this makes Beavis and Butthead about five times funnier. Even normal alcohol doesn't do that.

And then, of course, there are the two classic BRTD threads he made during this period.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

The RNC needs to provide training (and integrate) the Tea Party people who were primarily responsible for Republican sucesses in 2010.

[King]

After work, I ate some fast food (McDonald's), checked out Drudge Report (including a story on the German Interior Minister warning of terrorism) and was watching the movie "Mississippi Burning" (about the 1964 racist murders in Mississippi) and got tired. I went to sleep. I just woke up after having a very scary nightmare.

My dream was that members of my family including myself became close friends with a family (Mom, Dad and daughter) of some kind of Middle Eastern descent. I can't tell what but they were clearly foreigners of Middle East descent. The mother had very long black hair and the father wore a turban and some kind of cover around his neck.

Well, I went into the father's car for some unknown reason and under the visor, I found a note mentioning the plot to "get close to family" and then "carry out murder". The dream implied these people were pretending to be my friends to myself and my family before murdering us for political reasons. IE: A terror attack against an average American family. (Which makes no sense, since anyone who knows us knows my family isn't average )

I tried to warn my family but saw the man and his wife arriving back at the place I was in. I tried dialing 911 but I didn't know the address and it kept canceling my call. Finally, I jumped on them and was fighting viciously with them, but they seemed calm and determined which made it even more eerie. Eventually, I woke up before the conclusion of the dream.

I know it sounds strange and stupid...but it was very strange and scary.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Censure!  "Graft is bad, mkay.  If you're into graft, you're bad."

That'll teach him.

[Badger]

From the "Do you have dreams with Atlas members in them?" thread.

No, I'm not gay.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

(Though on second thoughts I'd probably recommend against parting cash with a former AmeriPlan operative.)

[Alcon]

Groan-inducing context needed

This raises one very interesting question:

Do I have a legal obligation to wake you up before I go go?

[Joe Republic]

How come all of Bushies dates seem to be with girls he went to highschool with??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpNeHMlJiD4

[Badger]

More from the "Dreams with Atlas members in them" thread:

I distinctly remember having at least one dream with an Atlas poster. Which is strange, because I don't really know what any of you look like. I vaguely remember a personified, giant walking and talking D-MN avatar, with arms and legs.

Was it normal and rational... or was it headbanging and making poll after poll in the yes or no format?  Or was it trying to hug you?  Or sing to you?

This is very important.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

LBJ? Isn't that what they call Clinton in Mexico?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Lol...

38. Nelson Rockefeller/George HW Bush Sr: 1974-1977 (Aftermath of Watergata, Latin Relations mended, inflation)
39. Jimmy Carter/Walter Mondale: 1977-1981(Oil crises, economic downturn)
40. Ronald Reagan /Rev. Dr Martin Luther King Jr.: 1981-1987 (Abortion ended, Fed abolished, IRS abolished, dollar backed by oil, economic recovery, Brandenburg assassination)
41. MLK/J.Daniel Quayle: 1987-1997 (Brandenburg War, admission of Puerto Rico as 51st state,liberation and admission of Cuba as 52nd state, post war tech boom,slight economic slow down)
42. Bill Clinton/George HW Bush Jr (otl W): 1997-2001 (moral scandal, Columbine, Major Christian Awakening in Evansville Indiana and Kasnas City,Rise of Islamic Socialist Empire)
43. George HW Bush Jr/Joseph Liberman (2001-2002) (9/11 DC nucked, NYC invaded by IslamoEuropean forces, Formation of United Federation of America,Start of Liberty War aka World War 3)
44/1st UFA President Dennis Hasytert 2002-2005 (Liberty War)
45. Ron Paul/Nolan Ryan 2005-  (end of Liberty War with Treaty of Kokomo, Rebuilding of NY, reunification of states "liberated from the oppressive cresent")

[Hash]

I stopped reading at "Rise of Islamic Socialist Empire", and that's only because I was in a good mood. what about you?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I stopped reading at "Rise of Islamic Socialist Empire", and that's only because I was in a good mood. what about you?

Thanks to this my good mood is gone.

[Sewer]

The leaders of the major WW2 powers were in some shape or form leftists. FDR/Churchill (Fabian Socialists) Hitler (Nationalist Socialism) Stalin(Communism) so indeed Nazism is emphatically left wing. In fact, Hitler got some of his ideas from American Progressives/Racial Supremists. That's why Hitler loved the idea of eugenics.