Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[Joe Republic]

The strange thing is that I very nearly added the exact same comment as that to the end of my own post, word for word, but for reasons unknown decided against it.  Ah well, Ben can have this one. 

[Joe Republic]

cfc

On whom?

[Joe Republic]

You need some marijuana.

Or at least some St. John's Wart.

When I saw the name "Dave Leip" on my thread, I thought, "Oh Crap!!!  What did I do?!?!?!?"  Then, I remembered that his name is spelled Liep, not Leip.

[Joe Republic]

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Is it bad that this sentence INSTANTLY made me think of Jamespol and BushOK?

[Joe Republic]

Libertas vs. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad:

Geez. How could I vote for an anti-Semetic holocaust denier who embraces crazy conspriacy theories and believes 9/11 was orchastrated by the US government?

Oh, wait.....

[Joe Republic]

And it was only fixed after I appealed it, so what was I to think?     

Clearly, one could only reasonably conclude that it was evidence of a widespread conspiracy against you and like-minded posters - and so the only reasonable response was to lay insult on the mods and threaten the site owner with spamming this board.

No worries though, it's what Jesus would have done.

[Joe Republic]

Posting it twice won't make it any funnier.

[Joe Republic]

Was 9/11 an inside job?

Yes (sane and rational)

[Joe Republic]

On David and Ed Miliband:

(Any relation, by the way?)

[Joe Republic]

I wanted to use the derivative of "negro" instead, but... yeah.

[Joe Republic]

Libby's clockwork-like appearances in the Goldmine minutes after being entered into it are goldmine-worthy on their own.

[Joe Republic]

Even my fellow conservatives have to admit...what's wrong with a woman who's a fantastic teacher during the day...

...and a naughty teacher at night?

[Joe Republic]

SCIENTIFIC SURVEY

It's important to note that so Kansas Republicans know not to trust the results.

Faith-based pollsters have this race much differently.

Huelskamp (R): 100%
Jilka (D): roasting in the bowels of hell with the rest of her baby-murdering ilk

MOE: +/- 5 Psalms

[Joe Republic]

I want someone who will learn their lesson and realize that what they tried to do didn't work and it's time to move on with life.

Agreed.  There's nothing worse than someone who keeps making the same mistakes, and doesn't learn from them.  I mean, look at the guy in this story:

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Aren't you glad you're not him?

[Joe Republic]

Last time I was in an IRC chat, one dude started trying to this private conversation with me "because he thought I was a really nice girl and wanted to get to know me haha" or something like that.

What's wrong with that?  I consider you to be a really nice girl, usually.

[Joe Republic]

Last time I was in an IRC chat, one dude started trying to this private conversation with me "because he thought I was a really nice girl and wanted to get to know me haha" or something like that.

What's wrong with that?  I consider you to be a really nice girl, usually.

And I consider you to be a nice girl.

But not a really nice girl? 

[Joe Republic]

Re: 4.5 magnitude earthquake rocks Oklahoma City

EDIT:  It's been updated to a 5.1.

Someone wake the president, we have damage in the tens of dollars.

[Joe Republic]

Remember this is a guy who gets his kicks out of deliberately giving lost tourists wrong directions.

In fairness, deceiving tourists is the #3 favorite activity among Las Vegans, after blackjack at Caesars and snorting coke off hookers' tits.

[Joe Republic]

I just love that Dave described a typical Libertas post as "show[ing] utter ignorance" and "about as bad as it gets".

[Joe Republic]

Hoeven is in the 70s both in the polls and with his mustache

[Joe Republic]

BRTD's reasoning for everything is worse than deep-fried tampons.

[Joe Republic]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=127584

props to Rowan, Morden, Lunar and Teddy

[Joe Republic]

Her name is Linda, 25 years old, and a 2003 graduate of McLoud High School (NW Pottawatomie County).  She attends church at a local Nazarene church.  She was in a horrible wreck in her senior year, the fall of 2002 that left her with somewhat limited use of her left side and rendered her unable to drive.

Please be more specific with the personal information that you divulge on a public website.  What is her last name?  What is her address?  What is her Social Security Number?  Can you give me the details of at least two major credit cards?  Does she support the imposition of sharia law on the state of Oklahoma?  Is she now, or has she ever been, a member of the Communist Party?

[Joe Republic]

How come all of Bushies dates seem to be with girls he went to highschool with??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpNeHMlJiD4

[Joe Republic]

Well, obviously you need to defend against train hijacking.  They could build a track that leads directly through the White House.  (Obviously, it'd have to be an inside job.)