Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Male gigilo.

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[Kaine for Senate '18]

When I was younger, I used to think it'd be all up impossible to find a "MILF". Now as an adult, I actually find it more difficult to get a girl my own age than one atleast 30 years old.

This might be too late of a comeback, Mike.  Bushie has already passed you in forum folklore.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

And Lunar:  Don't you dare move this into the thread killing "economics" board.  If I had wanted this in economics, I would've put it there.  Thank you.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Hard to get much more funny than the delusional blather of a certain poster in this thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=124757.0

Though I suppose for patrick it's more likely to be a cause of high blood pressure.

Libby is one of the worst debaters I have ever encountered (and I once competed in a novice debate tournament).

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Hard to get much more funny than the delusional blather of a certain poster in this thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=124757.0

Though I suppose for patrick it's more likely to be a cause of high blood pressure.

Libby is one of the worst debaters I have ever encountered (and I once competed in a novice debate tournament).

His "debate" with Al over Rand Paul is pretty side-splitting when you read it for the first time.

I'm not sure it can even be called a "debate" with quotes.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Based on quadratic regression I did on polls on this race from June until now, I think that Angle is headed for a lot of momentum in the next month.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

What Rasmussen may be doing is trying to get the Democrat Party and liberals to cite his polling showing improvement in order to discredit them.  When Obama falls again, he can point to how the Democrat Party and liberals were willing to cite his polls when he showed Obama improvement.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

The next president will have a son who will happen to be a Senator from Kentucky.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

So I've been given 3 infraction points for calling KS21 dumb. How often can I do this before there are consequences?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Lest we forget:

Abc Poll (May 1980)- Carter Leads Reagan 58% to 40%. 18% Spread

PPP (February 2011)- Obama Leads Palin 55% to 38% 17% spread

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Huckabee doesn't run, so Gingrich picks up his support.
Gingrich loses momentum and drops out, Ron Paul picks up his support.

Palin doesn't run, so Bachmann picks up her support.
Bachmann drops out (for obvious reasons), so Pawlenty picks up her support.

Remaining candidates (At this point): Daniels, Pawlenty, Romney, Paul, Santorum

Santorum drops out, so Romney picks up his support.

Romney loses momentum and drops out, Daniels and Paul split Romney's supporters.

Pawlenty loses momentum and drops out, his support goes to Ron Paul (Paul now has a clear majority of the Tea Party endorsing him.)

Remaining candidates (at this point): Daniels and Paul.

Daniels drops out, Paul wins the nomination.

Paul picks Mitch Daniels as his VP.

Map:

Paul narrowly wins (278-260)

RON PAUL 2012!

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Obama High's debate team:

"Now let me be clear...I...I...um...uh...now let me be clear.  I strongly condemn the affirmative in the strongest possible terms, and I am closely monitoring their arguments.  Let me be clear on this."

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I don't whether to laugh or be utterly repulsed (or some combination of the above):

I need the Rainbow Cleaning System just to purify the air of the stench that is the ruins of my bracket.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Placed here in its own right:

Why do you put every sentence on a new line?
It looks like you're writing in verse, yet I detect no meter.
Also, there is no rhyme.  It cannot be blank verse,
For there is no meter.  Then what is it?
Perhaps it is one of those rebellious modern forms of poetry.
You know, the ones that require neither meter nor verse.
I do not know whether I approve of this: I've always been old-school
When it comes to verse.  I mean, I don't want to sound judgmental
But it seems to me like the whole point of poetry was to condense
Your message into a strictly-defined form governed by meter and rhyme.
If this is no longer the case, what rules poetry?
Perhaps, at the end of the day, poetry is only governed by
The box-like shape its lines form.  When you see the constant line break
As in the piece you are currently engaged in, the author clearly does not intend
For you to read it like prose.  You need to take the breaks between lines
And reflect on what you have just read.  Perhaps poetical form
Is just a way to make you slow down and appreciate the wording
Rather than ripping through and seizing the message by itself.
After all, is that not the point of it in the first place?

I call it "Response to Milhouse," by The Mikado.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Not really, that's just a perception.  That's not reality.

Dude, you're not the OK Tourism Board.

Of course not, he'd actually have a legitimate job if he was.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

If its a cold...why are you taking an anti-biotic?

Because you're only getting the Reader's Digest version of the story.  Here's my guess:


Doc, my throat's scratchy and I have a headache.

Sorry to hear that. take two tylenol and a teaspoon full of dextromethorphan.

Okay, doc.  Thanks.  Also, I guess I should mention that I've had sex with seven women this month, and three men.  And they're all prostitutes.  And when I pee it really, really hurts.

Oh, in that case, here's a prescription for Cephalexin, and another for codeine and some valium.