Comedy Goldmine & Robin

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Okay, I know a lot people have unfavorable views of Hitler, there is no need to overreact.

But can't we acknowledge that there were many things Hitler got right?

Hitler got the German economy going again at remarkable speed after the Great Depression.

Hitler took actions against subversives, marxists, and others.

Hitler united the German people into one country for the first time in modern history.

Hitler understood the threat of the Soviet Union, and had the guts to try to take it down.

Hitler sought out living space for his people in order to increase Germany's prosperity and preserve fertility--the only biological reason we exist.

Hitler understood that political correctness with regards to race and gender was crap.

Hitler was a mlitary genius who pushed his generals to win the incredible victory over France in 1940, which nobody thought was possible.

Technological advancement was huge under Hitler.

Hitler took action against the decadence that has infected the West.

Hitler restored national pride to his country, and received massive popular support.

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Context needed

It's kind of like if Missouri demanded Kansas change it name because of Kansas City.

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If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - I would rather not say

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ZOMG, PiT IS TALKING ABOUT CUTIE_15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My parents advised me not to get my car "injured" as I can't afford a wreck. 

Problemo numero uno.

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Context needed:

I'd rather commit genocide against the spermian people.

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Roch, please leave the thread immediately.

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Lol, Beet...

At this point, I believe Christine O'Donnell will win and become the next US Senator from Delaware.

Of course, she would not win in any other scenario. Normally, her personal issues would doom her. But these days, voters don't care much about personal foibles. The best case against O'Donnell is that her personal irresponsibility will translate into irresponsibility when given the reigns of power, but over the past 24 hours, this line of attack has failed to gain traction. Christine O'Donnell is a young, attractive, and telegenic candidate. Chris Coons is a short, old guy who no one cares about. In an ordinary year, Delaware's Democratic lean and Obama's 50ish approval ratings would insulate someone like Coons from a conservative Republican, but this year, it may be no more insulation than it was for Martha Coakley.

Christine O'Donnell has raised $860,000 online in about the last 30 hours. Every indication is that she will raise $1 million by tomorrow. This is indication of an incredible amount of energy and support. There has been no announcement on Chris Coons' site of how much money he raised, although a CNN report indicated that he had raised '$40,000-$50,000'. I believe that a 10-to-1 margin of enthusiasm will be enough for O'Donnell to close the gap and beat Coons.

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I laughed at it too... Just sayin'.

Lawrence, I certainly can't blame you for laughing at my entry on the North Korean situation.  It was over the top, and very exaggerated.  But you handled it in the right way.  Your comment was good natured, and I appreciate  your comment.  I don't mind constructive or good natured criticism or friendly bantering, but I believe Kalwejt has been very bitter in his attacks.  But, if that's how he wishes to conduct himself, so be it. 

Thank you, sir, for more contributions to the Goldmine.

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Hard to get much more funny than the delusional blather of a certain poster in this thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=124757.0

Though I suppose for patrick it's more likely to be a cause of high blood pressure.

Libby is one of the worst debaters I have ever encountered (and I once competed in a novice debate tournament).

So you got owned by "one of the worst debaters" you have ever encountered? That's pretty embarrassing.


Oh, and Gus, you win, that has to be probably the most unfunny thing ever posted in this thread.

It's funny that you say "plenty of experts agree" is too vague and follow this by saying "there are comprehensive works out there, etc" since that is just as vague and vague in the exact same way.

I always find it funny when people defeat their own arguments while I can just watch them. But that may be because I do a bit of competitive debating myself.

If you want to just take statements completely out of context and ignore what I was actually responding to, maybe.

It's still hilariously unfunny except in the irony of it being posted here.

Is there anything more pathetic than someone arguing in Goldmine?

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Would Bush have passed the Health Care Bill?

No doubt. Bush loved helping to further enrich his corporate buddies just as much as Obama does.

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Context needed

"Wow, what a day, folks!  I woke up at 4.30am, when I                             and                                      , which took three and a half hours!  Luckily,                               although         at 7:00am, which only lasted until           .  After           I met with                       , who informed me that                                                                       with                 and                   6:45pm                     , praise Jesus!

Before lunch at 12:15pm,                                                                                                                                                   but                                                                                         and                                                                         3:47pm                                                                                                                                     if                                                       married until at least November 12th at the earliest."

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Does what again, exactly?  Also, if you are so concerned about English being the official language maybe you should use spell check.

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Context needed.

Because you touch yourself at night.

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I apologize Winfield, it's just sometimes I feel so overwhelmed by big words that it fries my brain.  If only everyone in the world were as sexy and genius as you.

Entire thread is a win.

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He's like a drunk uncle at a wedding. The one who tries to grope the bride. Who's his own niece.

We need more quotes from moderators boards.

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You are welcome, my son. Now please, sit and eat. Here's some royal jelly.

Please... PLEASE... re-read your post and think about what you've just said to the excited Pollack.

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The RNC needs to provide training (and integrate) the Tea Party people who were primarily responsible for Republican sucesses in 2010.

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LBJ? Isn't that what they call Clinton in Mexico?

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Lol...

38. Nelson Rockefeller/George HW Bush Sr: 1974-1977 (Aftermath of Watergata, Latin Relations mended, inflation)
39. Jimmy Carter/Walter Mondale: 1977-1981(Oil crises, economic downturn)
40. Ronald Reagan /Rev. Dr Martin Luther King Jr.: 1981-1987 (Abortion ended, Fed abolished, IRS abolished, dollar backed by oil, economic recovery, Brandenburg assassination)
41. MLK/J.Daniel Quayle: 1987-1997 (Brandenburg War, admission of Puerto Rico as 51st state,liberation and admission of Cuba as 52nd state, post war tech boom,slight economic slow down)
42. Bill Clinton/George HW Bush Jr (otl W): 1997-2001 (moral scandal, Columbine, Major Christian Awakening in Evansville Indiana and Kasnas City,Rise of Islamic Socialist Empire)
43. George HW Bush Jr/Joseph Liberman (2001-2002) (9/11 DC nucked, NYC invaded by IslamoEuropean forces, Formation of United Federation of America,Start of Liberty War aka World War 3)
44/1st UFA President Dennis Hasytert 2002-2005 (Liberty War)
45. Ron Paul/Nolan Ryan 2005-  (end of Liberty War with Treaty of Kokomo, Rebuilding of NY, reunification of states "liberated from the oppressive cresent")

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I stopped reading at "Rise of Islamic Socialist Empire", and that's only because I was in a good mood. what about you?

Thanks to this my good mood is gone.

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There was never total proof Hamilton made dozens of sock accounts.

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Only if geniuses like you keep giving him post-ban attention like you did with Hamilton, Red. So keep up the good work!

You are ware of your own username, yes?

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Is Winfield a Vander Blubb sock?

Noooooooooooo.......Blubb has brains and a good sense of humor.

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Hyperbole? Nonsense!

Go on---name one Jew who was allowed to log on to the internet in Nazi Germany. See? Told you!

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Conservatives are more inclined to see my point easier than liberals. Why is that when liberals often are the ones to often critique things more?