Comedy Goldmine & Robin

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Where's Rand Paul and his Dance with Mary Jane?

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I don't think he's interested in politics or elections or that kind of thing.

He's a scientist/former astronaut/dentist-lawyer and international spy.  Together he and his sidekick Rochambeau collect data on all of us.

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There's no actual person named Dave Leip. It's actually an acronym for a sophisticated computer program: Data Analysis, Verification, and Encoding for Logical Election Information Processing.

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No one against masturbation is winning a >60% Obama state.

Is there a correlation between masturbation and support for Obama?

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What happened on September 24, 1991?

Nevermind was released.

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Even if you disagree, it was a nice zinger!

Disgusting. I think Colorado is smarter than to elect a fascist

Apparently it's not.

By the Libertarian definition of fascist, all 50 states have voted for a fascy in one way or another since 1789.

Fixed.

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There's worse fates than death, you know.

Yeah, spending an afternoon with an insurance salesman.

Or reading BushOK saga.

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Its just you. It's still a Ron/Rand Paul/Gary Johnson lovefest here.

Internetarians....

The Internet is for Libertarians, TV is for Democrats, the Radio is for Republicans, and Library magazine shelves are for Communist.

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Neocons have no busisness being Republicans.

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I am not on a cross, I am in a box and no one wants to be my friend

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I think Katy Perry is pretty hot in the Firework video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw

ok, just watched this video...so, katy perry wears too much make up, has a tattoo, advocates homosexuality, and encourages over weight girls to join the swim party?!  well, isnt that special.

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My father was 30 years 2 1/2 months and my mother was 29 years 6 1/2 months.

I thought you're from Oklahoma

Oklahomans can have multiple children, too

Oh God...

Scary, isn't it?!?!

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While I can't say I found Opebo's penis-humour all that witty or amusing, I wasn't offended and I didn't report it. Just for the record.

Really?  I always think of a penis when I see your Sweden.

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opebo over the egotistical douchebag.

the irony... it's... too much...

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Context would help.

I miss the hot boys thread. 

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This is me dancing to "The Cosby Show" from early 1990.

Totally awesome.  It is no surprise that all men envy you and all women want to bear your children.

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Pawlenty:

Blah....blah...blah....blah....blah

Paul:

Let's defeat the New World Order! End the Fed!

Santorum:

Pretty soon we will be f**king dogs

Johnson:

Marijuana is good for you

Cain:

Muslims should be barred from seeking office

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So, did I miss anything cool?

Yeah.  Gary Johnson said he supported gay marriage and Santorum ran from the podium to attack him.  Meanwhile Paul ran to Johnson's aide, T-Paw hid behind the podium, and Herman Cain continued to look clueless.

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He is necessary to complete the trinity of Protestant Christianity representation on the board.  jmfcst is the voice of bigotry and BushOK a fascinating fable on repression, sure, but only JCL can provide the worldview of an apocalyptic lunacy witness.

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Like I said awhile back on this forum (Summer 2009 or so) support for marriage equality is probably going to come quicker than any of us could ever realize.  I mean the Civil Rights movement was on standby until right after World War II and in only 20 years the Civil Rights Act of 1964, the Voting Rights Act of 1965 and Loving V. Virginia all succeeded.
Ultimately gay marriage is likely to come to a national referendum as it gains more ground nationwide.

"National Referendum"? No such animal, old chap. It'll come by way of either 50 state by state victories, a ruling from the Supremes a la Loving v. Virginia, or a national act of Congress. My guess is a LONG period of the former, followed by either courts or Congress dragging the last few deep south states and Utah kicking and screaming into the 21st Century.

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Context:

None of which is relevant. Another easily debunkable absolute garbage thing is that Obama was born anywhere besides Hawaii. As he was, he is a natural born citizen, period. And it is impossible to not believe he was and be anything other than complete moron.

Yes, I'm a moron

Fixed.

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My previous thread on this subject was deleted, for reasons unknown. 

I guess none of us are immune.

Upon further examination, there were two trolling posts reported from the previous thread (the posts were both by Hamilton, of course).  Dave said he deleted the posts, but apparently he (inadvertently?) deleted the whole thread as well.

My posts there weren't even bad.

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It's funny 'cause it's true:

Yup, cigarettes make hot girls hotter. (And ugly girls uglier).

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No, he's too dull and has nothing that other, better candidates don't have.

The thing is though, that Pawlenty doesn't have any of the other candidates short-comings either.

He isn't a greasy car-salesman who's flip-flopped on abortion like Romney.
He isn't completly crazy and agressive like Bachmann.
He isn't a Libretairian like Paul and Johnson.
He isn't the byproduct of anal sex, like Santorum.
He isn't Newt Gingrich, like Gingrich.

Und so weiter...

Santorum wasn't the byproduct of anal sex.
Bachamann isn't completely crazy
Paul is a Paleoconservative who believes in free trade

The others I'll give you

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I have a question. Is eating another dude gay?

Only if you eat the lips and assholes...

If forced, I'd choose King.