Comedy Goldmine & Robin

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Hopefully the climax will come far far away on page... 190.

No Morgan vs. BRTD allowed.

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Where's Rand Paul and his Dance with Mary Jane?

I think "Rand Paul" led the libertarian hacks on this board to think it was ok to make political attacks in it.

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I miss JSojourner.

As my Dad and I like to say, she's still on the showroom floor

Check her teeth and her hips.  @@

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You need some marijuana.

Or at least some St. John's Wart.

When I saw the name "Dave Leip" on my thread, I thought, "Oh Crap!!!  What did I do?!?!?!?"  Then, I remembered that his name is spelled Liep, not Leip.

Would you expect anything more from a former On-Company assistant manager?

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What is your disability

Spondylothisthesis, with spinal stenosis and associated nerve damage.

I feel sorry for those who have to spell that darn name.

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I think there's a fine line here... people need to remember those that were lost... but you need to be very very careful that you don't fetishise the whole thing.

This is the most reasonable course of action.

Moderate Hero.

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Perhaps we should try and hire away some of the BushOK writers for the Goldmine series. This one is looking like yet another rotten sequel so far.  I'm tempted to change my name to Alan Smithee over this thread.

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I don't post here for hours while drinking or anything. You people have never came home from a night out and fired up the old Atlas Forum for a little while?

I usually just sleep with my wife.

You need to be drunk to man up to that task, or what?

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Spade got Spaded.

The Vorlon was the original Spade anyway.

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NW-OSU is a good punchline in itself, but click for context

not at northwest oklahoma state university.

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nah, I was born a dude

But when you are older you won't really be one so much anymore - like Torie.

In any case, I would believe that our resident homophobe is injecting himself with other men's precious fluids in secret...

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IRC chats still exist?  I would have assumed they were weeded out in the 2006es.

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Last time I was in an IRC chat, one dude started trying to this private conversation with me "because he thought I was a really nice girl and wanted to get to know me haha" or something like that.

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Its really nice to see my work appreciated.  Im usually good for one...maybe 2 zingers per goldmine.

Expect to rise.  With no Rochambeau and Libertas, I expect this Goldmine to last forever.

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Even if you disagree, it was a nice zinger!

Disgusting. I think Colorado is smarter than to elect a fascist

Apparently it's not.

By the Libertarian definition of fascist, all 50 states have voted for a fascy in one way or another since 1928.

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I was trying to lift at the gym and got distracted by thinking about this.

Oh, I hate when that happens!

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And he is by far the biggest FF on the forum and the best poster. No question.

Click the link for context.

BRTD's hardy for opebo stopped being fun a long time ago.

Although I do agree that opebo and angus are probably the two best reads on the board.

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That was as epic as if a beam of light shot down from the heavens and announced "Dear Glenn Beck, please shut up."

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Only FUNNY posts in the goldmine.

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aqua buddha!

(okay, that last one was someone in the background in Rand Paul's victory speech, and it was mumbled.  it might have been aqua velva.)

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Random crazy post lol

For all Feingold fans here: Don't forget that a democratic majority crucified Jesus and forced Socrates to commit suicide. That was my mantra in 06 and 08.

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Are you expecting Barack Obama to be unpopular when he leaves office in 2016 or perhaps Obama loses re-election in 2012 but a President Romney has mediocre job approval ratings when he is up for re-election in 2016?

Nkpatel questions himself

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Suburbs Ralph Nader South Park opebo strip clubs Dudefest Sneakers O'Toole.

Youngs olds dumbs marijuana prostitution so-called libertarians and furthermore opebo.

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Let's face it, Romney is the only one of the major contenders of any substance and who is made of Presidential material.

He has the royal jelly so to speak.

I'm sorry but what the hell is "royal jelly?"

They sell it at Whole Foods so it doesn't surprise me an elite like Romney would own some.

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After work, I ate some fast food (McDonald's), checked out Drudge Report (including a story on the German Interior Minister warning of terrorism) and was watching the movie "Mississippi Burning" (about the 1964 racist murders in Mississippi) and got tired. I went to sleep. I just woke up after having a very scary nightmare.

My dream was that members of my family including myself became close friends with a family (Mom, Dad and daughter) of some kind of Middle Eastern descent. I can't tell what but they were clearly foreigners of Middle East descent. The mother had very long black hair and the father wore a turban and some kind of cover around his neck.

Well, I went into the father's car for some unknown reason and under the visor, I found a note mentioning the plot to "get close to family" and then "carry out murder". The dream implied these people were pretending to be my friends to myself and my family before murdering us for political reasons. IE: A terror attack against an average American family. (Which makes no sense, since anyone who knows us knows my family isn't average )

I tried to warn my family but saw the man and his wife arriving back at the place I was in. I tried dialing 911 but I didn't know the address and it kept canceling my call. Finally, I jumped on them and was fighting viciously with them, but they seemed calm and determined which made it even more eerie. Eventually, I woke up before the conclusion of the dream.

I know it sounds strange and stupid...but it was very strange and scary.