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tpfkaw
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« on: October 02, 2010, 09:45:04 PM »
« edited: October 10, 2010, 11:17:35 PM by wormyguy »
Good [insert time of day], everyone.

My creepy opponent seems to have received a mandate to rape this nation repeatedly, and brutally.  I warned ya.  I have called Barnes and told him to go stick his head in his colon area.  My other opponent, fresh off his campaign against Woodrow Wilson, unsurprisingly also lost.  I pledge to be as unhelpful and damaging as possible to the future career of the next senator.

Thank you, and God bless those he is not about to smite,

-wormyguy






I am running with the Populares Party.

My platform is essentially that I am right, and my opponent is wrong.  I pledge to always vote in the right way, and never in the wrong way.

If I win, I will have a poll over what color to change my avatar to, and I will change to that color for a whole year.

If you vote for me, you will get all the sex you want with beautiful women (or men, if you swing that way).



Yeah.  That's all true.  That really scared you a lot, so now you are going to vote for me.

I will have the most transparent, open, and ethical career ever.  And stuff.

Vote for me because the voice of God compels you to.  I have been endorsed by God, Robert Mugabe, and myself.

Also it would be much more exciting if you elected me.  Since nothing actually happens in the real world due to Atlasian elections, you might as well elect the most extreme candidates possible, since it will generate the most entertaining results.

So yeah.

Also pretty signature thing:



PM me if you have specific questions.
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Barnes
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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2010, 09:47:35 PM »
I live in Georgia, who knew?
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tpfkaw
wormyguy
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2010, 09:50:04 PM »

Your frequent plastic surgery has left you quite disfigured.
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Dallasfan65
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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2010, 09:54:18 PM »
Grin

Endorsed.
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SvenssonRS
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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2010, 09:56:48 PM »
Have my second endorsement. Wink
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Marokai Backbeat
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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2010, 09:59:55 PM »
I suppose the only logical way to run against a serious candidacy would be to act like... this.

I guess.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2010, 10:46:43 PM »
Finally, some "serious" campaign Smiley

Hell, you have my 2nd for entertaiment.
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CatoMinor
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2010, 11:04:57 PM »
Endorsed!! Smiley
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Sewer
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2010, 11:08:06 PM »
I like how you switch your party the day you run.
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SPC
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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2010, 12:18:16 AM »
Endorsed, not that it matters. Smiley
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2010, 01:04:42 AM »
Is this for real?
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tpfkaw
wormyguy
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2010, 01:06:13 AM »
It's a real campaign.
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Yelnoc
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2010, 12:34:04 PM »
Reminds me of Nathan Deal's.
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tpfkaw
wormyguy
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« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2010, 06:25:24 PM »
I want all Atlasia's children to have enough to eat.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2010, 06:40:16 PM »
Quote from: wormyguy on October 03, 2010, 06:25:24 PM
I want all Atlasia's children to have enough to eat.



VEPRES... HOW COULD YOU...
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Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
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« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2010, 08:47:05 PM »
Endorsed!
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tpfkaw
wormyguy
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« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2010, 09:15:10 PM »
« Edited: October 05, 2010, 09:18:44 PM by wormyguy »

Thankee!
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tpfkaw
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« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2010, 06:34:47 PM »
« Edited: October 08, 2010, 06:47:28 PM by wormyguy »
Vote.

Copy.  Paste.

In this thread.

[  ] Roy Barnes 2010 (Barnes)
Jesus Christ Party - JCP

[2] Vepres
Regional Protection Party - RPP

[1] wormyguy
Populares - POP

[3] Write-in: BRTD

[4] Write-in: Justin Bieber

[5] Write-in: Robert Mugabe

[  ] None of the above
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Sewer
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« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2010, 06:35:43 PM »
Justin Bieber sucks.
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tpfkaw
wormyguy
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« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2010, 06:42:33 PM »

OMG JUSTIN BIEBER OMG OHMYGOSH OOH OOH JUSTIN BIEBER!
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tmthforu94
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« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2010, 07:05:41 PM »

No he doesn't.
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Bleeding heart conservative, HTMLdon
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« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2010, 07:08:31 PM »

You must be disappointed.
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tpfkaw
wormyguy
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« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2010, 11:16:45 PM »
Good [insert time of day], everyone.

My creepy opponent seems to have received a mandate to rape this nation repeatedly, and brutally.  I warned ya.  I have called Barnes and told him to go stick his head in his colon area.  My other opponent, fresh off his campaign against Woodrow Wilson, unsurprisingly also lost.  I pledge to be as unhelpful and damaging as possible to the future career of the next senator.

Thank you, and God bless those he is not about to smite,

-wormyguy
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Sewer
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« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2010, 11:22:49 PM »
Quote from: wormyguy on October 10, 2010, 11:16:45 PM
My other opponent, fresh off his campaign against Woodrow Wilson

I am not Woodrow Wilson! Angry
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tpfkaw
wormyguy
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« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2010, 11:25:36 PM »
Quote from: Adlai Stevenson III on October 10, 2010, 11:22:49 PM
Quote from: wormyguy on October 10, 2010, 11:16:45 PM
My other opponent, fresh off his campaign against Woodrow Wilson

I am not Woodrow Wilson! Angry

Hey, can't a guy make obscureish historical references anymore?
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