Well, if they were actually Italian, McCain.
Oh, no, of course not. Polls consistently showed Obama had his best levels of European support in Italy. Or maybe you think like me, Mr. Moderate: I accept that Italians answered the way they did in the polls but didn't actually mean it. Something like 85% for Obama? Please. And, yes, we all know why.
Anyway, now that the show is going to be in Italy, we should post another poll: how would the cast have voted in the 2008 Italian Parliamentary elections? They would have probably been totally united behind the PdL out of admiration for Berlusconi.
I meant "Italian Americans," though admittedly, they're not quite the GOP bloc they used to be. In any case, the folks on the Jersey Shore, by and large, aren't Italian.
