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« on: January 24, 2011, 07:50:23 pm »
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The commercial starts out with Jake reading a book to a group of young children, then flashes to Jake.

Hi, I'm Jake Matthews and I'm running for Northeast Assembly. I'm running because times have become tough on some of us and this just shouldn't be. The Northeast is a region filled with some of the best and brightest young men and women in all of Atlasia and if they have can't be guaranteed the future they deserve, it's time for a change. If elected to the assembly, I would immediately begin to work with our Governor-elect to ensure that your taxes go down. I propose that we scrap our current tax structure in favor of one flat tax per year. This means that you will have more money to pay for your child's education and support your family. If you think times have gotten too tough, it's time for a change. It's time for Jake Matthews for Assembly banner flashes to bottom of screen Leadership, Accountability and Trust. It's time for Jake Matthews for assembly.

Jake turns around and walks away.
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2011, 07:52:08 pm »
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Stop.
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2011, 07:55:47 pm »
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Stop.

Stop what?
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2011, 07:58:32 pm »
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Um... just create one campaign thread and put everything there... not one new thread for each little thing...
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 08:00:56 pm »
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Um... just create one campaign thread and put everything there... not one new thread for each little thing...

Sorry, haha. I'm really pumped about this. Freshman jitters XD
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2011, 08:01:54 pm »
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Um... just create one campaign thread and put everything there... not one new thread for each little thing...

Sorry, haha. I'm really pumped about this. Freshman jitters XD

Everyone makes those mistakes, no biggie, just has a tendency to get on people's nerves.
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 08:06:16 pm »
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Um... just create one campaign thread and put everything there... not one new thread for each little thing...

Sorry, haha. I'm really pumped about this. Freshman jitters XD

Everyone makes those mistakes, no biggie, just has a tendency to get on people's nerves.

Alright. I'm done posting threads.
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2011, 08:34:57 pm »
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Um... just create one campaign thread and put everything there... not one new thread for each little thing...

Well when you're deliberately trolling...

I'm still not convinced he is legit.
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2011, 08:39:23 pm »
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Well when you're deliberately trolling...

I'm still not convinced he is legit.

I'm Jake Matthews.
I'm 14 years old.
I live in Trenton, NJ.
I'm a supporter of Ron Paul.
My favorite bands are the Doors, Nirvana, Primus and Avenged Sevenfold.
My favorite Hockey team is the New Jersey Devils.
My favorite Baseball team is the Boston Red Sox.
My favorite Football team is the San Francisco 49ers.
My favorite Basketball team is the Boston Celtics.

Convinced yet? Or shall I convey more personal details for the internet to see?
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2011, 08:52:32 pm »
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How long before Rowan will throw a magic "H word"?

I'll say less than two days.
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2011, 08:54:25 pm »
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How long before Rowan will throw a magic "H word"?

I'll say less than two days.

H word?
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2011, 08:55:26 pm »
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I'm a supporter of Ron Paul.

Endorsed comrade! For what its worth.
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2011, 08:56:45 pm »
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I'm a supporter of Ron Paul.

Endorsed comrade! For what its worth.

W00t w00t!
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2011, 08:57:02 pm »
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How long before Rowan will throw a magic "H word"?

I'll say less than two days.

H word?

Hamilton.
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2011, 08:59:33 pm »
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Hamilton.

Ah. As I am not familiar with Rowan's past on the forum, could somebody explain to me the significance of Hamilton? (Yeah, I know, I'm a n00b. XD)
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« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2011, 09:02:27 pm »
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My favorite Hockey team is the New Jersey Devils.
My favorite Baseball team is the Boston Red Sox.
My favorite Football team is the San Francisco 49ers.
My favorite Basketball team is the Boston Celtics.



That's appalling.

Either way, I'm sure you're a nice guy (choices in sports teams aside), so I'll give you this advice. As a few people have intimated to you, don't keep opening up new threads every time you want to make a speech. For example, look at Polnut's NE governor thread. His speeches are all in one place, and he still gets the attention and respect of the entire community. I know you mean no wrong, so it's all good, but just stop making new threads for anything.

Tirade aside, welcome to the forum. Cheesy Tongue
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« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2011, 09:06:27 pm »
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My favorite Hockey team is the New Jersey Devils.
My favorite Baseball team is the Boston Red Sox.
My favorite Football team is the San Francisco 49ers.
My favorite Basketball team is the Boston Celtics.



That's appalling.

Either way, I'm sure you're a nice guy (choices in sports teams aside), so I'll give you this advice. As a few people have intimated to you, don't keep opening up new threads every time you want to make a speech. For example, look at Polnut's NE governor thread. His speeches are all in one place, and he still gets the attention and respect of the entire community. I know you mean no wrong, so it's all good, but just stop making new threads for anything.

Tirade aside, welcome to the forum. Cheesy Tongue

**mocking** Heh heh heh. I love my sports teams Tongue

I think I'm just going to return to my original post and just make all my speeches there Tongue
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« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2011, 10:50:33 pm »
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My favorite Hockey team is the New Jersey Devils.
My favorite Baseball team is the Boston Red Sox.
My favorite Football team is the San Francisco 49ers.
My favorite Basketball team is the Boston Celtics.



That's appalling.

Either way, I'm sure you're a nice guy (choices in sports teams aside), so I'll give you this advice. As a few people have intimated to you, don't keep opening up new threads every time you want to make a speech. For example, look at Polnut's NE governor thread. His speeches are all in one place, and he still gets the attention and respect of the entire community. I know you mean no wrong, so it's all good, but just stop making new threads for anything.

Tirade aside, welcome to the forum. Cheesy Tongue

**mocking** Heh heh heh. I love my sports teams Tongue

I think I'm just going to return to my original post and just make all my speeches there Tongue

Sounds good to me.
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« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2011, 10:55:54 pm »
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Just for everyone's information, my official campaign HQ thread can be found here:

http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=131087.0
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« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2011, 11:06:01 pm »
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My favorite Football team is the San Francisco 49ers.

I want to like you, but you're a Red Sox fan...
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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2011, 11:07:15 pm »
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My favorite Football team is the San Francisco 49ers.

I want to like you, but you're a Red Sox fan...

Whatcha got against the Sox? Tongue
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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2011, 11:19:58 pm »
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My favorite Football team is the San Francisco 49ers.

I want to like you, but you're a Red Sox fan...

Whatcha got against the Sox? Tongue

That combination does not garner respect in these parts.
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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2011, 11:29:12 pm »
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Who the fyck are you?
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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2011, 11:56:00 pm »
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Since I hadn't done this before - endorsed.
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« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2011, 05:22:39 am »
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Nobody should be called a sock without solid evidence. And please leave Hamilton alone, this idiot just deserves to be forgotten.
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