With your host obamaisdabest!
Today's contestant is.... WBCKansas, come on down!
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Race: English
Religion: WBC Christian
Height: 6'1
Weight: 213
Location: Overland Park, KS
Birthplace: Hattiesburg, MS
Occupation: Grocery store clerk
Party of Choice: Democratic (Populist)
Hero: Fred Phelps
Favorite Presidents: Andrew Jackson
Favorite Pro-Sports Teams: Kansas City Royals, Kansas State Wildcats
Favorite Shows: eh...
Favorite Atlasians: Stark.
I'm new.
I also like Pre-Civil rights era Robert Byrd, and Strom Thurmond.
Ha, ha. Hilarious. Well, folks, see you next time on...
STARK, HAMILTON, FOR REAL?