big bad fab: 332 EVs
Opebo: 216 EVs
Opebo manages to win in many socially liberal areas where his campaign is able to somewhat downplay his extremism; surprisingly, his "$15 an hour minimum wage" stance in addition to his extremely generous welfare ideas give Opebo's campaign unexpected support from the Rust Belt and other ailing areas in these tough economic times. Big bad fab still manages to coast to victory, however, completely routing Opebo in suburbs across the nation and earning complete support from evangelicals, who show up to the polls in droves in fear of being eaten by lions.
