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Question: Which would you rather attend?
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A Ke$ha concert		  
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A death metal show		  
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A service at BushOklahoma's church		  
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« on: April 04, 2011, 07:02:31 PM »
Have to go with the death metal show, since they might serve alcohol at least so I could drink myself out of commission to eliminate the pain. No such option in the other two.
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2011, 07:05:51 PM »
Quote from: The Face I Make When You're Crying on April 04, 2011, 07:02:31 PM
Have to go with the death metal show, since they might serve alcohol at least so I could drink myself out of commission to eliminate the pain. No such option in the other two.

Idk, those 2 beers would probably be pretty over priced.
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2011, 07:15:08 PM »
3, for the lulz.
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2011, 07:25:38 PM »
Uh, the Ke$ha show would be brimming with slutty, wasted chicks. Why would one pass that up? Also I legitimately prefer Kesha's music to death metal and Christianity.
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2011, 07:28:10 PM »
Quote from: Lief on April 04, 2011, 07:25:38 PM
Uh, the Ke$ha show would be brimming with slutty, wasted chicks. Why would one pass that up?

Statutory rape charges aren't fun.
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2011, 07:33:18 PM »
Quote from: The Face I Make When You're Crying on April 04, 2011, 07:28:10 PM
Quote from: Lief on April 04, 2011, 07:25:38 PM
Uh, the Ke$ha show would be brimming with slutty, wasted chicks. Why would one pass that up?

Statutory rape charges aren't fun.

Plenty of college-aged girls listen to Kesha. I'm pretty sure at least one of her songs has been played at least once at nearly every house party I've ever been to in college (even if it's done ironically).
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2011, 08:45:06 PM »
Ke$ha
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2011, 08:58:29 PM »
A Death Metal show at BushOklahoma's church Ft. Ke$ha.
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2011, 10:08:29 PM »
Option 3, obviously.
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2011, 12:34:49 AM »
     My choice is obvious here.
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2011, 12:55:23 AM »
Sorry, Ke$ha wins this one... sadly
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2011, 01:29:09 AM »
Quote from: The Face I Make When You're Crying on April 04, 2011, 07:28:10 PM
Quote from: Lief on April 04, 2011, 07:25:38 PM
Uh, the Ke$ha show would be brimming with slutty, wasted chicks. Why would one pass that up?

Statutory rape charges aren't fun.

Plenty of college and 20 something females listen to Ke$ha.

When the option is between three things, and neither of those three are good, the correct answer is always the one with the most hot women.
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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2011, 01:42:11 AM »
Quote from: Smash255 on April 05, 2011, 01:29:09 AM
Quote from: The Face I Make When You're Crying on April 04, 2011, 07:28:10 PM
Quote from: Lief on April 04, 2011, 07:25:38 PM
Uh, the Ke$ha show would be brimming with slutty, wasted chicks. Why would one pass that up?

Statutory rape charges aren't fun.

Plenty of college and 20 something females listen to Ke$ha.

When the option is between three things, and neither of those three are good, the correct answer is always the one with the most hot women.

So you'd vote for Dude Fest over death metal or BushOklahoma's church then?
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2011, 01:47:32 AM »
Quote from: The Face I Make When You're Crying on April 05, 2011, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Smash255 on April 05, 2011, 01:29:09 AM
Quote from: The Face I Make When You're Crying on April 04, 2011, 07:28:10 PM
Quote from: Lief on April 04, 2011, 07:25:38 PM
Uh, the Ke$ha show would be brimming with slutty, wasted chicks. Why would one pass that up?

Statutory rape charges aren't fun.

Plenty of college and 20 something females listen to Ke$ha.

When the option is between three things, and neither of those three are good, the correct answer is always the one with the most hot women.

So you'd vote for Dude Fest over death metal or BushOklahoma's church then?

I'm talking about hot women here, not sausage factories with a handful of chicks that look like freaks. 
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« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2011, 02:00:51 AM »
« Edited: April 05, 2011, 02:03:43 AM by The Face I Make When You're Crying »
The "freak" look (or Mortal Kombatcore as it has been termed) only applies to a very small percentage of hardcore girls. Most don't look odd at all beyond maybe some "unnatural" hair color streaks and a few tattoos. I'd link to some hot girls that exist on some scene porn sites but I'd obviously be infracted.

Ke$ha looks far more ridiculous than most of them do (watch the We R Who We R video)
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« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2011, 02:18:42 AM »
crazy church
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« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2011, 05:55:34 AM »
Hey, death metal is actually in the lead for once.. for now. Hooray!
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« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2011, 02:10:41 PM »
Is BushOK giving the sermon?
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« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2011, 05:11:11 PM »
Quote from: rejectamenta on April 05, 2011, 05:55:34 AM
Hey, death metal is actually in the lead for once.. for now. Hooray!

     At least it is still beating Kesha. Smiley
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« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2011, 05:40:30 PM »
K€sha, I suppose.  BushOK's church requires getting up early on Sunday morning.
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« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2011, 05:41:35 PM »
Who is 'Ke$ha'?
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« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2011, 05:44:37 PM »

From the looks of it, a rare species of primate.
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« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2011, 05:46:27 PM »

Annoying, auto tuned pop star.  You are not missing anything.
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« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2011, 05:54:08 PM »

A woman(?) who brushes her teeth with Jack Daniels.
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« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2011, 06:01:44 PM »
The only circumstance in which I would go to any of those is if I were hoping to find a sexual partner, so, looking at the options:

Ke$ha concert:

Guys: Stereotypical f****ts who paint their nails and probably are the type who intentionally try to get "pozzed" and sh**t.
Girls: All below the age of 15.

Metal concert:

Guys: Sweaty and hairy and have all sorts of nasty piercings and tattoos.
Girls: See above.

BushOK's church:

Guys: I'm too old for him, he's too old for me.
Girls: Susan.

Hmm, I suppose the Ke$ha concert would probably be over the soonest, no?
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