Mental Image of the preceding poster

[opebo]

Vigorous, well-covered, hirsute.  Arms a little too long, legs a little too short, heavy brow.

[opebo]

Torpid, listless, spare frame, hirsute, long arms and legs, narrow waist, low forehead.  Phrenology reveals a mild sociopathology, but nothing which a few shocks wouldn't cure.

[opebo]

I'm highly offended Mel Gibson.

As for Big Abs Fab,

Short-legged, broad shoulders and long arms, extremely hirsute but with a bald pate, narrow hawk-nose in the Gallic style, mild proptosis.  His most striking feature is the rich garlicky ordure, not unappetizing, though repellent to the opposite gender.

[opebo]

Beautiful! Perfect!  You're my favorite forever!  But how would you describe the above delicate fop? something like - pale and wan highbrow, exhibits a profound but not altogether convincing debauchery (suspected homosexuality not borne out by rectal examination).  Tall, slim, and Anglo-French, but with the pot more usually associated with an Indian babu.

If we're doing pictures instead of descriptions, you're the one on the right: