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« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2011, 01:38:10 PM »


Shua, that's interesting but, despite size, small dog neuterins is not as complicated as guinea pig or hampster. See, diffrent testicals, lol.

okay but what about rabbits? weasels?
Additionally, raccoons, possums, and ferrets?
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« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2011, 06:44:09 PM »

lol, this discussion sure is progressing in a weird direction.
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« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2011, 10:25:37 PM »

And rabbits. Who could forget them? I want someone to neuter my rabbit properly!
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« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2011, 05:44:09 AM »

You all got a point.

Hence, to resolve this once and for all, I propose following amendment:

Guinea Pigs & Co. Protection Act

Considering that neutering of domesticated little rodent speices, is much more complicated, health and life threatening procedure than neutering or larger animals, like dogs or cats:
1. Only a veterinarian with a certificate of knowledge and skills sufficient to perform such procedure, shall be allowed to
2. Certificates shall be issued by Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service division of the Department of Internal Affairs, with a strict regard to a veterinarian qualifications


Lord Speaker, the floor is all yours again!
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« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2011, 08:55:18 AM »

You all got a point.

Hence, to resolve this once and for all, I propose following amendment:

Guinea Pigs & Co. Protection Act

Considering that neutering of domesticated little rodent speices, is much more complicated, health and life threatening procedure than neutering or larger animals, like dogs or cats:
1. Only a veterinarian with a certificate of knowledge and skills sufficient to perform such procedure, shall be allowed to
2. Certificates shall be issued by Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service division of the Department of Internal Affairs, with a strict regard to a veterinarian qualifications


Lord Speaker, the floor is all yours again!
Don't forget marsupials! Also, species, not speices. Wink
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« Reply #30 on: April 26, 2011, 08:56:18 AM »

I guess rabbits are excluded here since they are not rodents.
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« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2011, 06:09:49 PM »

I guess rabbits are excluded here since they are not rodents.

I'm not that familiar with English terminology Sad
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« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2011, 10:41:58 PM »

Senators have 24 hours to object ot sponsor amendment provisonally labled number 21 (subject to change if I find an amendment offered earlier on another bill. Tongue)
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« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2011, 01:36:26 AM »

You have my support on this bill.  Runty the rodent shouldn't be snipped by just anybody.
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« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2011, 01:38:31 AM »

Are there any othee potential amendments to this? Please say so in advance. I want to move this from the floor ASAP, because frankly, I don't much see why it's important.
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« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2011, 01:45:08 AM »

Would you kindly consider me writting "speices" instead of correct "species" a mere mispelling, Mr. President?
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« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2011, 01:46:13 AM »

Sure.
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« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2011, 01:47:13 AM »

You all got a point.

Hence, to resolve this once and for all, I propose following amendment:

Guinea Pigs & Co. Protection Act

Considering that neutering of domesticated little rodent species, is much more complicated, health and life threatening procedure than neutering or larger animals, like dogs or cats:
1. Only a veterinarian with a certificate of knowledge and skills sufficient to perform such procedure, shall be allowed to
2. Certificates shall be issued by Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service division of the Department of Internal Affairs, with a strict regard to a veterinarian qualifications


Lord Speaker, the floor is all yours again!
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« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2011, 08:16:22 AM »

I propose this amendment:
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« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2011, 09:21:22 AM »

are you keeping wombats as pets Mr. President?
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« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2011, 09:31:31 AM »

are you keeping wombats as pets Mr. President?
While I am a friend of the Wombat Nation, I myself have a deeper relationship with the possums.
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« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2011, 09:51:46 AM »

I propose this amendment:
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All right, I'm adding this.
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« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2011, 10:00:30 AM »

I guess rabbits are excluded here since they are not rodents.

I'm not that familiar with English terminology Sad

rabbits are lagomorphs. (ferrets are mustelids.)
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« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2011, 10:10:20 AM »

I guess rabbits are excluded here since they are not rodents.

I'm not that familiar with English terminology Sad

rabbits are lagomorphs. (ferrets are mustelids.)

Would someone be kind enough to put it all in one piece, so we won't piss off Yankee with multiple new amendments? :/
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« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2011, 04:19:38 PM »

I am well beyond that stage already. Tongue


Time to get my Winchester and start exterminaten some fur bearing creatures. Tongue
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« Reply #45 on: April 28, 2011, 04:29:16 PM »

How do we define "little"?
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« Reply #46 on: April 29, 2011, 03:41:51 PM »

The Rowan has a point.
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« Reply #47 on: April 29, 2011, 03:46:40 PM »

All right, I'll change it to just domesticated, since such animals, that people are keeping as pets, are rather small anyway Tongue

All right, with the President and Senator shua suggestions, this is my final draft:

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I propose this and, because we're keeping this slot busy with one bill for too long, this is my final draft.
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« Reply #48 on: April 29, 2011, 11:00:08 PM »

Okay 24 hours, which I am starting from 3:46 pm. After which I open final votes. If someone has an issue, you better raise it soon.
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« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2011, 06:22:32 PM »

Amendment 22 has passed and this bill is now at final vote, please vote Aye, Nay or Abstain

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