SENATE BILL: Guinea Pigs & Co. Protection Act (Law'd)

[tmthforu94]

This brings me back to the good days of 1st grade playing with our class pet, a guinea pig. His name was Hairbrush.

*Sigh*

[tmthforu94]

Shua, that's interesting but, despite size, small dog neuterins is not as complicated as guinea pig or hampster. See, diffrent testicals, lol.

okay but what about rabbits? weasels?

Additionally, raccoons, possums, and ferrets?

[tmthforu94]

You all got a point.

Hence, to resolve this once and for all, I propose following amendment:

Guinea Pigs & Co. Protection Act

Considering that neutering of domesticated little rodent speices, is much more complicated, health and life threatening procedure than neutering or larger animals, like dogs or cats:
1. Only a veterinarian with a certificate of knowledge and skills sufficient to perform such procedure, shall be allowed to
2. Certificates shall be issued by Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service division of the Department of Internal Affairs, with a strict regard to a veterinarian qualifications


Lord Speaker, the floor is all yours again!

Don't forget marsupials! Also, species, not speices.

[tmthforu94]

I propose this amendment:

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[tmthforu94]

are you keeping wombats as pets Mr. President?

While I am a friend of the Wombat Nation, I myself have a deeper relationship with the possums.

[tmthforu94]

X President Tmthforu94