MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
Kalwejt
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« on: May 27, 2011, 02:52:32 PM » |
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(sorry...)
Barack Obama
Born on August 4, 1961 in Sirt, then Kingdom of Libya, to American white female atheist from the very state of Kansas (also known as Bob Dole's Place) and Libyan student Muammar Gaddafi. Since Gaddafi was known as the biggest drunk in town, bearing his child would be embarassing, so mother asked their mutual friend, a communist Muslim from Kenya Barack Obama I, to claim the blame. Broken-hearted Gaddafi turned into politics to ease his pain of rejection.
In order to make it all more legitimate, young Obama (his real father wanted to name him Hannibal Muammar, but mother choose more American name "Barack") was born in Kenya, British Empire.
More to come.
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