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[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Joe wins this thread, constantly.

and to Joe Republic, nobody falls for The Onion. Everyone knows their spiel.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Bushie, we all wish you luck tomorrow, but what if you don't have that BIG NEWS to tell you keep telling everyone on FB you're going to tell? 

He has BIG NEWS? Engaged already, no doubt. Sorry for spilling the beans....

Nope, most of FB doesn't know I have a girlfriend.  That is the big news.

You have a girlfriend?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

How on Earth did this happen?

Then again, it's PPP, so take it with a grain of salt.

See, Oldies, this is the problem I have with you. One of my best friends is conservative too (I'd say more conservative than you). He's an activist for one the most conservative party in NH, he supported Cruz 2016 for the last few years, and his best friend who was in the State House was most famous for being a birther. Hell, he still peddles with some of the craziest people in the house right now. But guess what? He even takes PPP seriously!

I'd argue you're even worse than him. He's got differing views from me, but he's based in reality. You are detached from it. Stop pretending to be an anti-Tea Party republican, no self-respecting moderate would ever go on a rant about how John Lewis and George Wallace were similar because both were racist Democrats or write off well-respected polling firms because they don't like the numbers. Math isn't liberally biased.

[Lambsbread]

Sounds like something Bushie would do.

>implying Bushie would have a job to quit

[traininthedistance]

A beautiful one-two-three punch:

I apologize to my children and grandchildren in advance

Because the healthcare will keep you around longer to torment them?

I apologize to my children and grandchildren in advance

Fortunately they were never going to exist anyway.

I apologize to my children and grandchildren in advance

Better bury more gold in the backyard to help them live through Thunderdome

[DC Al Fine]

We already have a sarcastic thread making the exact same point. Why is this here?

Because some people JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET A CLUE.

You seem to be one of those people.  But hey, maybe the GOP will win 85% of the white vote in 2024!!

First off, you seem to be pretty confident in predicting what people want.  I mean, you think a poster who is practically a socialist wants the GOP to win that much of the white vote?  Or any vote really?
There's this thing, I'm not sure if you heard of it, but this website uses it as a monkier.  It's something called "the Political Compass."  If you look at it under the name of a poster it will show you their economic and social ratings.  I'm almost a negative five on economics and I'm practically a godless heathen on my social score.

But of course, it's all a masquerade.  I'm really just a full on white nationalist racist tea bagger who wanks off to the thought of the GOP winning 70 Senate seats in 2014 and not someone who just wants people to be rational in their debating instead of assholish hacks who come in here and bash well meaning people who analyze elections.

[free my dawg]

Massive FF.  Too bad anybody who's conservative on here is automatically blacklisted.

That's not fair. Obnoxious, overly partisan conservatives like you and barfbag get blacklisted, but intelligent, pragmatic ones like Senator Maxwell are treated with the respect they deserve. And it goes the same way with liberals.



Anyway, I think this forum will be a lot less interesting/fun/exciting for me without barfbag, even if I do think he is one of the biggest dunderheads on the planet. HP, but I want him back ASAP.

Cory, Krazen, and potentially even Oldiesfreak and Waukesha County ("Elections Guy") would be more deserving of the ban than barfy.

But I am intelligent and pragmatic.  You just don't recognize it because I also happen to be very loyal to the GOP. 
And I wouldn't really call Maxwell conservative, since he seems more moderate/liberal on a lot of social issues.

I am very liberal on social issues... but at least I don't vote with Gass 100% of the time.

[Lambsbread]

Should be eliminated, replaced with full wealth confiscation/redistribution.

Starting with your family, hopefully.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Should be eliminated, replaced with full wealth confiscation/redistribution.

Starting with your family, hopefully.

I cheered out loud when I read that earlier today.

[Lambsbread]

Good one:

4, all adopted at an age of at least 10.

Will you marry one of them?

[Joe Republic]

Click for context, including OP:

From the first page of WM's recent post page:

cheney.

dick cheney was an excellent vp, so naturally i chose him.

horrible person and horrible president.

ashcroft.

of course not.  would hurt small businesses the most.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I hope I can stay because I really enjoy being here with everyone. It's like you guys are my family.

Your family hates you too?

That has been posted here already. A couple of times, in fact.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

He does nothing but give false hope to those going through problems. His trick is an old technique called cold reading. His audience is wired before he goes on stage and there are people in the audience with scripted questions. Not only does he lie and give them false hope but at the same time he is slowing down the progress of mankind. Sooner or later someone is bound to relate to his extremely vague claims. I won't likely be posting anymore on this particular thread because John Edward and anything to do with him is a complete waste of my time. I'm already very depressed over the fact something to do with him has just taken up two whole minutes of my life.

     How is it possible to write that much without noticing what the thread is even about?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I have a real good moral compass.  It's called the Bible.

Honour thy father and thy mother.

Thou shalt not steal.

Thou shalt not covet.

etc.

[DC Al Fine]

What staggeringly offensive self-satisfied drivel.

Maybe in another 50 years we will be able to support a certain percentage of the population as pure lay-abouts

Oh, so we're aiming for full-employment, now, are we?

nope, but good job making up things!

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Something I'm guessing you know a lot about.

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Ah, yes, those jobs already taken up by state workers - I suppose they'll be out of a job too, and treat like scum to your sort as well.

Is anybodies job "cleaning up the highway"?  I assumed it was all done by people on "community service".  And the guy whose job it is to fix the pot holes is WAY behind and could clearly use any help they can get.  I suppose we could just hire some of the people on public assistance if that makes you happy (it won't).

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'Might even' - how generous. They all do, but are stuck in an economy which doesn't utilise them.  [/quote]Really?  Everybody has a useful skill?  Really?  I can't believe how stupid (insert whatever label you call yourself here...I know how you are your ilk are with labels) are.

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Yeah, or it might lead to less jobs around because companies and the state can rely on a reserve army of unemployed to do it without having to pay them. That's certainly what I found in my job - the store was critically understaffed, but could rely on a revolving door of unemployed (up to three at any given week, doing full-time work for two months) to fill the gap. The success rate of said workfare programme? 4%. [/quote]k.....

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Well, how about:
1) most have been paying taxes for social insurances for this very occasion, so they have already been 'giving back'[/quote]cite?

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If you can show me where I said "make them work for free" that be great....impossible, but great.


Look, we get it.  You're a bitter asshole that doesn't understand your political opponents.  It's ok really.  It's a common disease.
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[RogueBeaver]

no one reads newspapers...

From your article...

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[RogueBeaver]

How stupid are the "lol white people"? 

Is it only white people that can't discuss non-white people?  Are black people not allowed to discuss white issues?  Are gays not allowed to discuss straight issues?  Are poors not allowed to discuss rich people?

I understand it's easier to say "lol white people" than it is to actually discuss the topics brought up, but maybe, just once, give it a try.

(of course you're still better than the people congratulating you on "winning the thread")

[free my dawg]

Not at all; the welfare state is only necessary within capitalism  because workers are generally unable to survive on just their labor, as the ruling class extracts said fruits. That's what wage labor is; theft.

Where did you steal that one from; Marxism for Infants?

Al in top form as always.

[RogueBeaver]

Bathrooms and showers are designed for the non sexual use of said organs, either exposing it to be washed or peeing.

This sentence is not an accurate characterization of modern day America.  afleitch, I understand what you are trying to say but things are not as simple or sterile as that.

I was lambasted earlier for stating something else that vaginas do because apparently "it doesn't take a rocket scientist" to know.  Apparently I was right and it needed to be stated... and restated. 

Changing gears.  There are some people that agreed with my proposal for seperate facilities that people could use by choice.  I found some more "bigoted morons" for people to go crazy about.

Here is a "bigot and a moron" Tranny...

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Here is a "bigot and a moron" Lesbian...

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Here is the "bigot and a moron" who wrote the article.

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http://www.suntimes.com/news/brown/19378390-452/private-showers-for-transgender-police-recruits-a-win-for-inclusion.html

During my time outside of the Atlas echo chamber I decided to do a reality check.  I spoke with a close friend who happens to be a young lady from a liberal Western European country.  I am a Democrat who supports gay marriage and she is firmly far to the left of me.  I told her about this law in California and that Evangelical Republicans were opposing it.  It didn't take a millisecond for her to say she would not allow someone to force her 14 year old daughter to shower with an XY individual with a penis.  She then went on to elaborate and basically paraphrased what I stated regarding body development, menstruation, etc... Ya know, the stuff someone went crazy on me for.

I submit to the forum that if you are calling that individual a "bigot and a moron" you will lose.  This website's main mission I believe concerns elections.  So let me give you my election analysis.  When informing the general public in California about this issue if you frame this as Evangelical Republicans want to take away protections for transgender young people you have a chance of beating this ballot initiative.  But if you say someone who objects to their daughter being forced to shower with XY people with a penis is a "bigot and a moron" you will lose.  Just my humble opinion.  People are free to agree or disagree.  And if you happen to disagree I won't think you are a "moron" that is trying to hurt little children.  I will just think we are two people with a difference of opinion.

[RogueBeaver]

Is showing each other your dicks more of an old people thing? Anyone here who has been in high school in the last 10 years have group showers?

Mine does.

Sad that you even had to tell him.  There are over 37,000 secondary schools in the US.  Why someone would go to ONE and assume all the other 36,999+ secondary schools are the exact same is baffling.  Any rational person you pull off the street would be able to tell you it is within the realm of possibility that every single imaginable bathroom configuration exists in that sample.

I don't see how some of the debating tactics used in this thread are any better than Hannity or Limbaugh.

I said something that is factual and not even something I've ever seen debated and I'm basically called a liar or an "old person showing my dick."  After that you just know you are wasting your time.

Seriously people when you are going full ideologue over the variety of shower setups at high schools you've never been to it's time to back away from the keyboard.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Burning krazen with his own words.  Priceless.

Link

At the website of the anti-American, radical Left outfit, MoveOn.org, 29,000 progressive big thinkers have signed a petition calling on their friends at the Obama Justice Department to prosecute House Republican leaders. The petitioners claim the GOP’s recent strategy, leading to a government shut down and “threaten[ing] the U.S. economy with default,” constitutes “an attempt to extort the United States government into altering or abolishing the Affordable Care Act.” That, they proclaim, “is self-evidently a seditious conspiracy” – the crime they would have Eric Holder charge.

Thankfully, the founders are wise people. Article I and Amendment II of the United States Constitution were written to protect America from leftist lawless behavior.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=180252.0

The link is to a thread krazen started where he praised a bunch of truckers who said they were out to arrest Democratic members of Congress.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Burning krazen with his own words.  Priceless.

Not exactly a Herculean task. But good fun nonetheless.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Hey, folks,

I just wanted to ask for your prayers and thoughts, I am going to start a diet on Monday, May 21, 2007 at 12:00 am CDT.  Its going to be a weight watcher's diet using the points system.  It is long overdue.  Currently, I am 5'8 and weigh 250 lbs and I need to get down to between 145 and 165 to be at a healthy weight.  So, I've got a long way to go, but I can do it.

Currently, my life expectancy hovers around 60, which is only 35 years from now.  With these lifestyle changes, I can increase that to nearly 80, which is 55 years away.

The good thing is, I'm only 25 years and 1 month.  So, if I make the right changes now and keep with them, then I can still reverse a lot of the damage that I've already done.

[DC Al Fine]

Hey, folks,

I just wanted to ask for your prayers and thoughts, I am going to start a diet on Monday, May 21, 2007 at 12:00 am CDT.  Its going to be a weight watcher's diet using the points system.  It is long overdue.  Currently, I am 5'8 and weigh 250 lbs and I need to get down to between 145 and 165 to be at a healthy weight.  So, I've got a long way to go, but I can do it.

Currently, my life expectancy hovers around 60, which is only 35 years from now.  With these lifestyle changes, I can increase that to nearly 80, which is 55 years away.

The good thing is, I'm only 25 years and 1 month.  So, if I make the right changes now and keep with them, then I can still reverse a lot of the damage that I've already done.

What's he weigh now?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Id guess you're at 281.8. Yeah.

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