The Al Realpolitik Institute of Sulfur Mining & Extraction

[Joe Republic]

The official repository for any and all posts that encourage the reader to ask "would you like some ice for that burn?"

yes he was a dictator, but I didn't support him

Didn't you? The situation in Egypt earlier this year was very much an either/or situation; you were opposed to what happened, thus you supported Mubarak. Of course I don't pay much attention to your posts (not only are your opinions typically worth very little, but you're a terrible writer) so perhaps you were trying to have your cake and eat it or something similarly dishonest.

[Grumps]

This is me dancing to "The Cosby Show" from early 1990.

Totally awesome.  It is no surprise that all men envy you and all women want to bear your children.

[Joe Republic]

To BRTD, and it doesn't matter what it was in response to; it could apply to anything:

When most people do amazingly stupid things they are embarrassed about them, try to hide them, cover them up.

In my opinion, you need to move back into your assisted living quarters.  The experiment isn't working.

[Grumps]

Damn that powerful Homosexual Lobby!
If only other minorities like Wall Street bankers and Oil & Gas companies had that much influence.

Nobody is as powerful and as stealthy behind...the scenes as the pink mafia.

Correct, Godfather Bullmoose.

[bullmoose88]

I thought my response to that was priceless. 

[Grumps]

No, of course not. Who would do such a thing?

I prefer to use a pasty lump of freshly blended documents molded into the shape of Barbara Eden.

[Wrecking Ball and Chain]

Al on Rochambeau:

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Your return to the forum is welcome in the way that the repeated return of the Black Death was to the inhabitants of fourteenth century Europe.

Why? Because of what you are. And what is that? Kent knows better than anyone:

"A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave, a lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson glass-gazing super-serviceable finical rogue, one trunk-inheriting slave, one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch, one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deni'st the least syllable of thy addition."

Get out.

[Wrecking Ball and Chain]

Where the fuck is Naso? This thread needs his presence.

Probably in bed like most responsible Americans!!! NOTE: I'm not among that group right now.

Where you ever?

[Grumps]

Can somebody please move this to the strawpatch plz?

[Gravis Marketing]

However, the last polls for Senate for Arizona, Florida, Iowa, Louisiana and New Hampshire showed a tighter race between the republican and democrat candidates than was actually the case.

Those polls can be reviewed at RealClearPolitics.

Meanwhile, their last polls for West Virginia, Washington, Pennsylvania, Nevada, Illinois, Colorado, California, Alaska, Kentucky and Wisconsin showed the Republican candidate performing better than they actually did.

Those polls can be reviewed at this website.

[Wrecking Ball and Chain]

Look at what Mussolini and Hitler did during their primes. Their major support bases were labor unions.

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Do you know who some of the first victims of the Nazi regime were? It's not hard to find out, so I think you should do that.

People like you disgust me. Nasty little pricks who abuse history - and defame the victims of fascist dictatorships - in order to justify their pathetic, pallid and utterly hollow political beliefs. It's far too common amongst the more moronic tendencies within the American Right, of which you are a particularly stupid example. I don't care if you're a ten year old with the intelligence of a brain-damaged chicken; there is simply no excuse for this sort of behavior.

[King]

The three ellipses of death.

[President Mitt]

Al is already disproportionately shown in this thread, we may need quotas of some kind.

[dead0man]

Pretty much everytime Gustaf responds to opebo.

[Snowguy716]

Yeah, never run into hipsters or mountain climbers in Nebraska.  We're all just farmers and stereotypers!

So let me get this straight---after making fun of your comically incorrect stereotypes (that you seem to spew quite often)---you essentially accuse me and Joe of stereotyping? By mentioning your own conceived stereotype of Nebraska that neither of us mentioned?

lol.

BUUUUURRRNNN

[opebo]

Pretty much everytime Gustaf responds to opebo.

So the standard here is tiresome repetitiveness and trite, smarmy world-view.  Ok.

[Grumps]

On which actor would best portray yours truly, the prick, Badger suggested:

Abe Vigoda

Wow, just wow.

[Badger]

On which actor would best portray yours truly, the prick, Badger suggested:

Abe Vigoda

Wow, just wow.

What's the problem? I'm sure Vigoda's told plenty of people to get off his lawn too.

[bullmoose88]

On which actor would best portray yours truly, the prick, Badger suggested:

Abe Vigoda

Wow, just wow.

What's the problem? I'm sure Vigoda's told plenty of people to get off his lawn too.

Gramps is too surly to be Abe...he's more of a Walter Matthau...when Walt was living.

[Badger]

On which actor would best portray yours truly, the prick, Badger suggested:

Abe Vigoda

Wow, just wow.

What's the problem? I'm sure Vigoda's told plenty of people to get off his lawn too.

Gramps is too surly to be Abe...he's more of a Walter Matthau...when Walt was living.

That's good, BM! Though not sure you need that last qualifier.

[bullmoose88]

On which actor would best portray yours truly, the prick, Badger suggested:

Abe Vigoda

Wow, just wow.

What's the problem? I'm sure Vigoda's told plenty of people to get off his lawn too.

Gramps is too surly to be Abe...he's more of a Walter Matthau...when Walt was living.

That's good, BM! Though not sure you need that last qualifier.

Well...Gramps does sleep.  Right?

[Landslide Lyndon]

Actually Gramps reminds me more of Richard Masur.

[Grumps]

So, Gramps vs. himself?

Badg is whuppin my ass today.

[Badger]

Actually Gramps reminds me more of Richard Masur.

Actually, Masur looks a little like what would happen if Gramps and J.J. stepped into a DNA splicing machine.


EDIT: There George---I'm spredding the love to JJ too.

[bgwah]

It's worth mentioning that any voter is welcome to go to their county elections office to cast a ballot in person if they have concerns about privacy.

I don't think you understand why the secret ballot works the way it does.

I think you like to write in vague statements in an effort to make yourself sound smarter than you are.