The Al Realpolitik Institute of Sulfur Mining & Extraction

[State Comptroller Atkins]

Al isn't funny or clever. Fact.

Projecting again, are we?

[a Person]

See, krazen, I totally get everything that you're saying, it's just that it's a cocktail of barely-relevant bullsh**t, astonishing leaps of logic, and mean-spirited spin none of which actually answers my question.

[Grumps]

For anyone that is a true Chelsea fan, you should be happy that they're in Philly.

I suppose it's actually quite appropriate given what Chelsea fans are like.

[Senator Napoleon]

I had been warning Democrats since the day Obama was elected how seriously they needed to take the 2010 midterms due to the fact that it was a redistricting election.  They stupidly ignored me and now they will likely be locked out of the House and most state legislatures for a generation. 

Haha. Oh man you're so important.

[realisticidealist]

Oh so no more LDS?

Let us know how it goes. I hear Quaker meetings are actually rather boring.

Quakers reflect on their faith which you know, is a little more spiritual than waving your arms around like a tit.

Tell us how it goes Tweed.

[Governor Scott]

If you're going to subscribe to the Austrian cult, MBD, you could at least recognize that it's a minority position rather than stating all your dogma as if it's indisputable fact.

[So the Heroes Fall]

I am now convinced that you are trolling. No one, not even a Canadian who identifies as an American Conservative, could be so fundamentally moronic...

[So the Heroes Fall]

Bushie, I'm 130 pages into the Second update, and I can draw no conclusion except you are truly a cursed, miserable, terrible specimen of a human being. I cannot believe I was able to go and attempt to give you advice when you have so thoroughly ignored every piece of advice offered to you in this forum. Nor can I believe that we continued to give it.

I don't know what to say. You should be ashamed of yourself, scamming and exploiting and lying about your job situation, then claiming that you've received guidance from God! God is not talking to you... our God is a good God and He would not be leading you down your destructive path, so maybe it's Satan. But I doubt anyone is talking to you, at least not talking sense. No, you have your enablers, your parents and that pastor, who are useless enough to lead you to where you are today. I come from an African background, as you know, and we deeply follow and abide by our parents. But you depend on them as if you are five.

You go from a good paying job to a scam in which you rip off your own parents. You are terrible. No self-respecting man would do such a thing. A MUGU, and one who can be fooled by dishonest ones easily. You were a reverend, a Christian. You blaspheme God by involving Him in your tomfoolery... perhaps that's why you are so wretched.

You claim to take things slow and are engaged in a matter of months to a woman with the maturity of a ten year old. My God, do you not see the rest of us? 2-5+ years before engagement, like normal, coastal Americans! Then you try to get back together with her after she breaks up with you through your parents. I've never even heard of that happening. Ever! I mean, what's wrong with you!?

Then you sign up for a job with a company you worked for and quit before because you didn't like it after a day, I MEAN WHAT IS THAT? HOW CAN YOU BE SO IGNORANT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING??!!! You go and tell us you're doing one thing and do another, saying you didn't want to believe you were doing sales?!? No one's making you do that! You're not a slave! Slavery would be better for you, you would be doing honest work and be made to stick with it! Instead you quit jobs after months, weeks, days, hours! How many jobs have you had since you started the update?

Perhaps you're not real. I desperately want to believe such. Perhaps you're a collaborative effort between authoritarian leftists to erode our faith in humanity... as that's what your update is doing! Chris Christie a few weeks ago said that "Washington thinks it can manage your lives better than you can", and looking at you the answer is "damn right it can!" I know intelligent, sensible, attractive, and personable Oklahomans. What went wrong with you??

I'm watching the weather Channel right now. There's a fire in Oklahoma. I hope it burns your house, maybe that'll drive you to sensible behavior.

Mods, why haven't you banned this idiot yet? He's trolling, soliciting advice and not taking it, indeed doing the exact opposite of what we say. You set your ultimatum, Mikado, but he's failed about 20 such of his own similar goals. Get rid of him. Now!

[Joe Republic]

I take back every negative thing I've ever said about Simfan.  Bravo, sir.

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

Context is key:

How is supporting traditional values homophobic? I'm sick of seeing that term thrown around and misused so often. Supporting 1 man 1 woman marriage =/= hating the gays. Get over it.

This coming from a fervent gay rights supporter.

[Senator Napoleon]

Get the fuck out of here, Morning.

Ohhhh...lost your little butt-buddy Snowstalker? Your heart aching?

Indeed, it's a tragedy. Your mother gave great head, by the way.

Wow. Yeah, I'm stunned at why Oakvale is leaving...

[opebo]

I take back every negative thing I've ever said about Simfan.  Bravo, sir.

Vicious personal attack on an average american elicits your applause.  Lovely.  You should both go  lounge around Vegas in your suits and porkpie hats and make fun of the 'squares'.

[Senator Napoleon]

I take back every negative thing I've ever said about Simfan.  Bravo, sir.

Vicious persona attack on an average american elicits your applause.  Lovely.  You should both go  lounge around Vegas in your suits and porkpie hats and make fun of the 'squares'.

[Simfan34]

I take back every negative thing I've ever said about Simfan.  Bravo, sir.

Vicious personal attack on an average american elicits your applause.  Lovely.  You should both go  lounge around Vegas in your suits and porkpie hats and make fun of the 'squares'.

Vegas is for the peons. If you want to gamble, go to Macau.

[a Person]

Female + 8???  Surely there can't be that many women in NC. You would think getting gender at least close to even would be straightforward. Not with PPP.

2008 was 54 Female 46 Male, so...

[Proud Lieberal from Northeast]

Sorry, Morgan....

F#ck off.

Such wit.

And...I was under the impression that anarchism fell under revolutionary socialism, as I advocate revolution as the means to achieve socialism (popular control of the means of production).

Do you really advocate anything? I mean, you're the great cheerleader of the Palestinians here now (apparently) yet you also think that circumcision should be banned. In other words, do you have a consistent worldview, or do you just try to adopt fashionably rebellious views in order to look rebelliously fashionable in an irritatingly hipsterish manner?

[Lief]

Al's post doesn't even make sense. Why are you not allowed to support the Palestinian cause and oppose circumcision at the same time?

[realisticidealist]

Al's post doesn't even make sense. Why are you not allowed to support the Palestinian cause and oppose circumcision at the same time?

It was more about those being the only stances Morgan posts about; that is, his going out of his way to only endorse "rebellious" but trendy positions.

[Vasall des Midas]

Al's post doesn't even make sense. Why are you not allowed to support the Palestinian cause and oppose circumcision at the same time?

You are, by the same token by which you're allowed to mutter incoherently to yourself in subway stations.

[Keystone Phil]

Al's post doesn't even make sense.

At least he's staying consistent then.

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

Al's post doesn't even make sense.

At least he's staying consistent then.

[Grumps]

You're such a dishonest hack that the words to condemn you fittingly are ones that we are not supposed to use on this forum.

[Californian Tony]

If you're going to be a racist fyckwit then I am going to call you a racist fyckwit. If you don't like that, then don't be a racist fyckwit. It's not difficult or complicated or anything even vaguely resembling Russian Formalism, diddums.

[So the Heroes Fall]

LOL I actually came here just to post both of those Al quotes.

[Smid]

LOL I actually came here just to post both of those Al quotes.

I was thinking we could probably do away with this thread and just read Al's posting history. His are the most witty contributions.