Osama bin Laden dead (Official)

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Obama gets some plus points of course for making bagging the badass a top priority, at the highest level, and then getting lucky. So any bumps he gets in the polls is deserved. JMO.

[Torie]

My neighbor thinks Osama's corpse is stuffed in a freezer locker somewhere, and the "funeral" was a sham, with a dummy under the textiles that were used when it was dumped allegedly in Davy Jones' locker. That is all.

[Torie]

My neighbor thinks Osama's corpse is stuffed in a freezer locker somewhere, and the "funeral" was a sham, with a dummy under the textiles that were used when it was dumped allegedly in Davy Jones' locker. That is all.

Any particular reason he thinks this? The CIA gonna study his brain to discern what makes somebody such an evil bastard?

I was about to explore the gravamen of his little theory, facially of course in the conspiracy nutter category, when he demanded some of my chilled high quality vodka, on the rocks, with none of my so gay limes from my Mexican lime tree, at 10:00 am, or he would take one of his lures that he was playing with in my pool with his fishing tackle, and shove it up my butt. I ran to the freezer to get his fix!

[Torie]

I was about to explore the gravamen of his little theory, facially of course in the conspiracy nutter category, when he demanded some of my chilled high quality vodka, on the rocks, with none of my so gay limes from my Mexican lime tree, at 10:00 am, or he would take one of his lures that he was playing with in my pool with his fishing tackle, and shove it up my butt. I ran to the freezer to get his fix!

Just the lure or the hook, too?  

As he was brandishing his little lure weapon, the hook was the closest part of his lure to my bod. Draw whatever inferences as you may.  The way men express their "love" to each other is quite odd sometimes isn't it?  

Oh, I should add that this was after I offered him ice tea, because it was already rather hot. My bad, for not knowing what a real man would want at 10:00 in the morning.  Civilized gentlemen only toke at that hour in the morning.