If only Atlas existed...

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Summer of 1929

Cathcon:  Well, they still allow priests to have sacramental wine.  They have to.  It's in the constitution.

At least I've carved out some sort of stereotype here.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

1496:

BRTD: Lol! Gustaf did more to defend Torquemada in last four years than opebo, when he had Inquisition-Missouri avatar.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

1720:

phnkrocket: Why did opebo move to Virginia colony?

opebo: I left the bad place. I'm very happy here, on my large tobacco plantation.

1781:

phnkrocket: Why did opebo move back to London?

opebo: I left the bad place after all those prudes rejected such a great man like King George.

[Lief 🗽]

Someone should chart opebo's Bad Place and his place of exile throughout history.

[Lambsbread]

1969:

BRTD: Woo! Woodstock!
Cathcon: I hear ya brother!

Majority of forum: -_-"

[King]

Someone should chart opebo's Bad Place and his place of exile throughout history.

Well, clearly, opebo was a Greco-Roman high statesmen and fond fondler of pederasty in BC times, but his wearabouts after that period are very much disputed

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

1924:

Pbrower: Coolidge will lose to Davis because of La Follette's candidacy splinting Republican votes. History proves no President who faced such an internal challenge ever won reelection. Look at my map. The age wave in Midwest...

[angus]

Alpha Quadrant, stardate 46738.92


Joe Republic:  Romulans (LINK) have attempted to trick the Enterprise-D into crossing the Neutral Zone (LINK), where two Romulan Warbirds were waiting to capture or destroy it. Captain Jean-Luc Picard (LINK), of the United Federation of Planets, foreseeing a possible trap, had quietly contacted the Klingons beforehand.  As a result, the Enterprise (LINK) was covertly accompanied into the Neutral Zone by three Klingon Birds-of-Prey. The Romulans, now evenly matched, decided that the price of the Enterprise's destruction was too high and retreated.  (Buy Viagra now, LINK)

{Yeah, 400 years from now Joe is still posting large sections of newscopy , without even bothering to clean it up or remove superfluous links.}

angus:  Senator Tal'Aura won't let them give chase.  He's such a pussy.

opebo:  At least the Romulans have the decency to retain a caste system.  I don't know why they wanted to set up their own world when they left Vulcan.  They should have come to the Feringi homeworld.  Life is good here.  Last night, two Feringi women stayed with me, one gave me Knuudsheef while the other Krissed by blouvelt, and it only cost me seven filares.  (Those moderators will probably give me infraction points for mentioning that.)

jmfcst:  Ephisians 6:5 says  "Slaves, obey your earthly masters with fear and trembling, with a sincere heart, as you would Christ, 6:6 not by the way of eye-service, as people-pleasers, but as servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart"   So, yes, obviously the Klingons were merely doing the right thing to help them.  But Picard should have Blasted them.  If President Knavfold wins a fourteenth term, his first act should be to remove Picard from command of the seventh interstellar fleet.

Gramps:  I'm having a blue Romulan ale tonight while I barbeque some Klablach.  Cheers.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

1794:

opebo: Those sans-culottes prudes are about to cut off my precious, hedonist head.

Bushie: Oh my. Head issues? You should go to see a doctor. I'll be PRAYING for your recovery, dear friend.

Gramps: See you next week!

[California8429]

LOL

[Lambsbread]

1980's:

My avatar: Anarchy-NJ

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

1760:

Joe Republic: Unfortunately, we cannot break anyone on the wheel for frivolous reports.

[Dancing with Myself]

1864:

From an unmentionable Troll who's name starts with a "R"

R: I know who I am voting for in the election:



What a stud!

Me: Get a life dude. Post moderated for being a Confederate Sympathizer

R: I'm reporting you to the moderator!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

1784:

Hot or not: General La Fayette (topic by Rochambeau)



HOT!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

ca. 1880

Update from a live of your in-house Reverend! (by Bushie)

I left my job at alfalfa farm, because I was selected by a British company to be their chief salesman in the Unorganized Territory!

I can't wait until my wedding with Susan! We agreed I won't kiss her hand until wedding night!

[CatoMinor]

1778:

Wormyguy Poll: Adam Smith vs Vlad The Impaler

You must be logged in to read this quote.

Um...You do realize he murdered around 100,000 people right? [/quote] Far less than the millions sure to suffer because some idiots in Parliament are influenced from the garbage smith writes. Just look at those fascist tea bagging traitors overseas embracing the crap he writes, Vlad would at least have the balls to shut them up.[/quote]Just to be clear, you are saying advocating free markets are worse than impaling tens of thousands?[/quote] The fact you had to pit Smith against Vlad in order to win just shows how horrible Smith is.[/quote]

[RIP Robert H Bork]

This thread is one of the best ever created. Good job, Kalwejt!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

1533:

Wormyguy: I love you, Snowguy!

Hi,

The preceding poster was banned for violating The Buggery Act.

Dave.

[Phony Moderate]

1972:

Einzige - I'm voting for McGovern, because, unlike that moron Nixon, he is not a social
communist.


Al -      ...

Why do you always seem to feel the need to misuse important political and ideological terms?


Einzige - Shut the f**k up. Social conservatism is dead. But keep on defending your class, Comrade.


Al - ... ... ... ...

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

1985:

20RP12: OMG I'M GOING TO SEE RITES OF SPRING! This new band called The Hated is opening for them, not familiar with them but RITES OF SPRING GUY PICCIOTTO IS GOD OMG OMG OMG *lots of pics of Rites of Spring*
Me: Wow you are such a poser listening to that new "emocore" crap. You need to listen to some real hardcore bands like Black Flag, Dayglo Abortions and Discharge.
20RP12: Uh, I like those bands too but RITES OF SPRING OMG!
Cathcon: I just listened to all those bands and they are terrible! Why don't you listen to some good stuff like Frank Sinatra?

[Associate Justice PiT]

     You know, replace all those emo references with thrash metal ones & that would have been me.

[The Mikado]

Me, 1885:  

"W. S. Gilbert is a hack.  There's no drama, no grandeur, no splendor to The Mikado, and it's only marginally weightier than that Pinafore nonsense everyone was humming a few years back.  Sir Sullivan hitched his wagon to a buffoon.  Why couldn't he be more like Wagner?  Now there's music.  

Nothung! Nothung!
Neidliches Schwert!
Was mußtest du zerspringen?
Zu Spreu nun schuf ich
die scharfe Pracht,
im Tiegel brat' ich die Späne.

Can your Gilbert write anything with that...that...the soul of the Teutonic race calls from the wooded gale of Antique Germania, and it shouts, "Wagner!"

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

Before the beginning of the universe.

Teddy: It's so nice here.

Inks: Yes, no worries.

Lief: Everyone is so happy.

Mikado: I enjoy it here.

Bushie: What does this button do?

Everyone: NO!!!!!!!

[Antonio the Sixth]

1858 Poll by ModerateDemocrat : Will the Union still exist by 1900 ?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

1400

"Should Rochambeau DFBD?"

Al: Well?

Rochambeau: This is stupid poll. Btw, what does DFBD means?

Dallas: According to an old manuscript kept in Oxford, it means "Die from Black Death"

Rochambeau: What the heck did I ever do to you?!

Al: I'm receiving letters from the people why weren't you hung, drawn and quartered for spam

JewCon: No. No one, except of Saracens, should DFBD.

Intermoderate: Such a freedom troll like RickRoll was already executed, while Rochambeau is still a free man