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Kalwejt
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« on: May 16, 2011, 02:17:55 PM »
1860:

Jfern: Abraham Lincoln is just another moderate hero

HTMLDon: Go Bell! He's the only geniue moderate!

Libertas: Lincoln is a neocon. Breckinridge is right in opposing big government.

Lief: So, you're cool with slavery?

Libertas: Um, stop trolling.

1936:

Poll about Alf Landon (by Winfield)

Which sentence describes Alf Landon best?

1. Alf Landon is great
2. Alf Landon acheived greatness
3. Alf Landon have greatness trusted upon him
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2011, 07:14:31 PM »
Opebo (1900): I just saw very amusing public beheading near my workplace
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2011, 07:45:43 PM »
Middle Ages

I told you so (by CARLHAYDEN)

"Woman found guilty of being a witch"
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2011, 07:50:37 PM »
1904:

Pbrower: Here, look at my graphic. Theodore Roosevelt will lose to Alton B. Parker because, in our history, every President that succeeded his deceased predecessor wasn't even nominated by his own party. Now, the age wave in...
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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2011, 12:19:59 PM »
1775:

Opebo: Why are you, prudes, fighting against British crown? London is a very cool place, unlike this bad place. That's why I preferred to move to London, instead of staying on my tobacco plantation, but I still have income. Anyway, King George is a very elegant, well-dressed, handsome man, unlike all those prudes in Philadelphia. Did you see their dressing style? Horrible! I bet Philadelphia doesn't have as wonderful prostitutes as London.
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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2011, 12:24:15 PM »
1667

Jake: HEHEHEHE, I WET MY COURT HOSE! XD
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« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2011, 12:25:18 PM »
1924:

An entire forum: Who, the f**k, is John W. Davis?
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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2011, 03:10:22 PM »
1900

jmfcts: Why did I receive 10 infraction points for asking if afleitch lives in the British Somaliland?!
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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2011, 04:17:24 PM »
Quote from: Lief on May 17, 2011, 04:12:53 PM
Dave, in the late 1800s:

"Today I've decided to make some changes to our moderation system. From this point forward, receiving 50 infraction points will no longer result in having one's tongue cut out and one's hands cut off. Similarly, 100 infraction points will no longer result in execution."

Dave, little earlier:

Hi. I decided, after consulting with the moderators and revieving his posting history, to break Libertas on the wheel.
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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2011, 06:47:18 PM »
1496:

BRTD: Lol! Gustaf did more to defend Torquemada in last four years than opebo, when he had Inquisition-Missouri avatar.
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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2011, 06:52:33 PM »
1720:

phnkrocket: Why did opebo move to Virginia colony?

opebo: I left the bad place. I'm very happy here, on my large tobacco plantation.

1781:

phnkrocket: Why did opebo move back to London?

opebo: I left the bad place after all those prudes rejected such a great man like King George.
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2011, 07:31:29 PM »
1924:

Pbrower: Coolidge will lose to Davis because of La Follette's candidacy splinting Republican votes. History proves no President who faced such an internal challenge ever won reelection. Look at my map. The age wave in Midwest...
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« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2011, 04:05:42 PM »
1794:

opebo: Those sans-culottes prudes are about to cut off my precious, hedonist head.

Bushie: Oh my. Head issues? You should go to see a doctor. I'll be PRAYING for your recovery, dear friend.

Gramps: See you next week!
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« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2011, 05:37:42 PM »
1760:

Joe Republic: Unfortunately, we cannot break anyone on the wheel for frivolous reports.
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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2011, 09:33:06 PM »
1784:

Hot or not: General La Fayette (topic by Rochambeau)



HOT!
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« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2011, 09:35:05 PM »
ca. 1880

Update from a live of your in-house Reverend! (by Bushie)

I left my job at alfalfa farm, because I was selected by a British company to be their chief salesman in the Unorganized Territory!

I can't wait until my wedding with Susan! We agreed I won't kiss her hand until wedding night!
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« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2011, 07:09:12 PM »
1533:

Wormyguy: I love you, Snowguy!

Hi,

The preceding poster was banned for violating The Buggery Act.

Dave.
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« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2011, 06:18:13 AM »
1400

"Should Rochambeau DFBD?"

Al: Well?

Rochambeau: This is stupid poll. Btw, what does DFBD means?

Dallas: According to an old manuscript kept in Oxford, it means "Die from Black Death"

Rochambeau: What the heck did I ever do to you?!

Al: I'm receiving letters from the people why weren't you hung, drawn and quartered for spam

JewCon: No. No one, except of Saracens, should DFBD.

Intermoderate: Such a freedom troll like RickRoll was already executed, while Rochambeau is still a free man
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« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2011, 06:19:22 AM »
Quote from: Antonio V on May 20, 2011, 03:50:00 AM
1858 Poll by ModerateDemocrat : Will the Union still exist by 1900 ?

ModerateDemocrat in 1958: Lincoln killed ideas of racial justice for ever.
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« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2011, 02:18:26 PM »
Quote from: Avatars That You Never See on May 20, 2011, 01:55:19 PM
Opebo: I saw the corpse of a person that seemed to have died of the plague...I poked it with a stick.

Gustaf: You're a horrible person.

Opebo: What? He was just some poor prude and was already dead.

BRTD: Does anyone else thinks opebo's awesome?


New poll by BRTD: "Are you concerned about opebo's safety?"

Well, with all that black death.

Opebo: I left bad place already. Here, in Siam, only poor people are dying from diseases.
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« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2011, 05:25:07 PM »
Quote from: Mechaesthetics on May 20, 2011, 05:02:27 PM
Quote from: Adventures In Cataclysmia on May 20, 2011, 03:26:34 PM
7 B.C. in Bethlehem:

BushOK and Cathcon: ...W-where's Jesus?

Me: L-O-FREAKING-L
Mechaman: Who the hell is Jesus?

Kalwejt: Jesus? Never heard of him. Some troll banned a long time ago?
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« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2011, 05:26:16 PM »
33 AD

Judas reported Jesus to the moderator.
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« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2011, 05:33:22 PM »
40 AD

Hi,

Due to new laws, introduced by the Emperor, I decided to make so-called Christianity an infractable offense. Nym is appointed Centurion to enforce this rule.

Dave.
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« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2011, 10:10:02 PM »
1585:

Thread: Queen Elizabeth, hot or not?

Roch: Go!

Mechaman: You kidding me, right? Now: Mary of Scotland is waaaaaaay hotter. In fact I'd hit it

Post deleted for pro-papist hyperbole, 9 of 10 infraction points
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« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2011, 01:29:47 PM »
16th Century hot guys thread:
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