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Teddy (IDS Legislator)
nickjbor
Junior Chimp
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Posts: 8,200
Canada


Political Matrix
E: -1.42, S: -1.91

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« on: May 17, 2011, 03:44:36 AM »

5000 BC (or theresoabouts)

Lewis - I hear that they invented agriculture, you can now control where things grow!

Libertas - This is a conspiracy, the only way you can get food is by picking it off trees/bushes or fishing!

Polnut - I know people who have seen it, it is true!

Libertas - That is a bunch of lies, you are all a bunch of liars.

Inks - Libertas, you cant go around being annoying to people.

Libertas - THE MODS ARE EVIL

Dave - I drew a map on the wall of this cave

Libertas - You better let us do whatever you want in this cave!

Joe Republic - The cave is dave's.

Bushie - I accidentally stabbed myself with an arrow, because someone told me that you can fire them backwards.

Duke - LOL bushie!

Bushie - My friend was there, his name is...

Inks - Bushie, you need to stop with this personal information about others

Lief - The mods are out of control!

Teddy - I propose we kick dave out of this cave!
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Teddy (IDS Legislator)
nickjbor
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,200
Canada


Political Matrix
E: -1.42, S: -1.91

WWW
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 10:54:14 AM »

1797:

"AVATARS THAT YOU NEVER SEE"

Democrat-Republican - Quebec
Federalist - Tennessee
Monarchist - Massachusetts

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Teddy (IDS Legislator)
nickjbor
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,200
Canada


Political Matrix
E: -1.42, S: -1.91

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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2011, 03:43:24 AM »

Before the beginning of the universe.

Teddy: It's so nice here.

Inks: Yes, no worries.

Lief: Everyone is so happy.

Mikado: I enjoy it here.

Bushie: What does this button do?

Everyone: NO!!!!!!!
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Teddy (IDS Legislator)
nickjbor
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,200
Canada


Political Matrix
E: -1.42, S: -1.91

WWW
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2011, 03:14:37 PM »

Atlasia, 1000BC

Bgwah: Join the Moses Party!
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Teddy (IDS Legislator)
nickjbor
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,200
Canada


Political Matrix
E: -1.42, S: -1.91

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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2011, 06:13:51 PM »

Hot girls thread, 3,000,000 BC


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Teddy (IDS Legislator)
nickjbor
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,200
Canada


Political Matrix
E: -1.42, S: -1.91

WWW
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2011, 08:12:56 PM »

MAY 16th 2011

1860:

Jfern: Abraham Lincoln is just another moderate hero

HTMLDon: Go Bell! He's the only geniue moderate!

Libertas: Lincoln is a neocon. Breckinridge is right in opposing big government.

Lief: So, you're cool with slavery?

Libertas: Um, stop trolling.

1936:

Poll about Alf Landon (by Winfield)

Which sentence describes Alf Landon best?

1. Alf Landon is great
2. Alf Landon acheived greatness
3. Alf Landon have greatness trusted upon him
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Teddy (IDS Legislator)
nickjbor
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,200
Canada


Political Matrix
E: -1.42, S: -1.91

WWW
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2011, 10:36:36 AM »
« Edited: July 12, 2011, 10:40:33 AM by Teddy (SoFE) »

1600's

What did you eat thread

Teddy: I had rye bread again
Lief: barf
Teddy: What, it is good.
Mechaman: You eat like a poor peasant!
Teddy: I am a poor peasant!
Kal: Did you eat your trencher again?
Teddy: Of course! The greasy trencher chunks are the best!
Polnut: Oh teddy...
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Teddy (IDS Legislator)
nickjbor
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,200
Canada


Political Matrix
E: -1.42, S: -1.91

WWW
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2011, 10:25:48 PM »

1776:

Teddy:
Good fellow!?  Would you like to join me with a voluntary militia to fight off the King's tyrannic forces?
Mechaman: That sounds like a bloody good idea mate!  Let's do it for the hell of it!
Teddy: Heh, really?  I didn't expect that.
Mechaman: I am always down for sticking it to authority, especially if it's some monarchistic English Protestant arsehole thousands of miles away.

Two Years Later:
After capture
Teddy:
I would humbly ask that you Redcoats who have captured this militia unit please spare them and my second in command, for they were only following orders.  It was my clumsy judgement, my unfitness of mind that led them to this.  Please spare my dear friend and our troops, for they were led astray by my lazy command.
Mechaman: Damn it all to hell Theodore!  We joined together we will die together!  The cause of freedom, no matter how fought in vain it should be, is a sacrifice for all!  We led these men in defeat, together, for a cause worthy of dying for!  I shall stand with you in the blame.....and the punishment.
Teddy: Meh, how about we meet at the tavern after this and get some rum?
Mechaman: Oh you mean after we are executed?  What a great idea!

Uh, it'd be more like this

1776
Teddy: Ah my friend, lets sign up to fight for king and country!
Mechaman: Uh, dude, the king is raping our country, we need to fight for freedom!
Teddy: Bah, freedom is over-rated, these lawbreakers need to be punished
Mechaman: You are insane, Theodore!

Ten years later
Teddy: I'd humbly ask that you give the defendant the maximum possible penalty
Mechaman: WHAT! You are the prosecutor! But you fought for the redcoats!
Teddy: The defendant will be silent, and shall not break the law
Mechaman: Damn it all to hell Theodore! You are an ugly backstabbing fascist.
Teddy: ORDER IN THE COURT! I am not Ugly
Judge: How about you let ME do the judge business, Theodore?
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Teddy (IDS Legislator)
nickjbor
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,200
Canada


Political Matrix
E: -1.42, S: -1.91

WWW
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2011, 09:11:09 PM »

1993 Canadian Election

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