If only Atlas existed...

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1972:

Me: I'm running for President as a Libertarian.

1976:

Me: I'm running for President as a Libertarian.

[...]

2004:

Me: I'm running for President as a Libertarian.

Wormyguy: my god...SHUT UP

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1924:

Me: CALVIN COOLIDGE FOR PRESIDENT!!! YEAH!!!! HE'S SOOOO AWESOMEEEE!!1!!!one!!1

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9/11/01:

Opebo: LOLZ, I guess this Thailand thing worked out pretty GODDAMN good!

Oooooooooh I can just SMELL the death points

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1776:

Opebo: OOOH HOW I JUST LOVE KING GEORGE!
Kalwejt: As do I.
Libertas: Hacks.

*next day*

Wormyguy:

George Washington vs. King George
Benjamin Franklin vs. King George
Opebo vs. King George

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1781:

Teddy: We need a new Constitution! The Articles of Confederation sucks I CALL ON THE CONTINENTAL CONGRESS TO DRAFT A NEW ONE!

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1974/1975:

Bullmoose: HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1995, 2000, 2003:

Me: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bullmoose: Eh sheesh...

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1969:

BRTD: Woo! Woodstock!
Cathcon: I hear ya brother!

Majority of forum: -_-"

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1980's:

My avatar: Anarchy-NJ

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1347:

Antonio V: I do believe I am quite frightened of this new "Black Death" spreading throughout Europe.

Kalwejt: Oh, don't worry dear friend, I'm far more susceptible to being affected by this disease, for I live in Poland.

Opebo: I saw the corpse of a person that seemed to have died of the plague...I poked it with a stick.

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7 B.C. in Bethlehem:

BushOK and Cathcon: ...W-where's Jesus?

Me: L-O-FREAKING-L

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4.5 Billion B.C.

Dave: Hi, I've decided to create a planet and I am appointing The Mikado moderator.

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7 B.C. in Bethlehem:

BushOK and Cathcon: ...W-where's Jesus?

Me: L-O-FREAKING-L

What?

Also, what's with all the anti-Jesus and anti-Cathcon stuff lately?

I'm just poking fun at you

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1944:

Opebo: How could anyone not love Hitler? His overcoats are stylish, his Fürher hat is so bedazzling and don't even get me STARTED on his moustache!

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69 A.D:

20RP12: Heh heh.

666 A.D:

20RP12: Heh heh.

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20RP12 talks about how nuts for Robert Taft he is and is name 20RT12. His hopes, of course, will be let down.

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS EARLIER
THIS IS GENIUS

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2020

Wormyguy:  Ron Paul is guaranteed to win this election.  It's finally time for everybody to join the RLOVEution!!!
Jbrase:  YEAH!!!  By the way, dude, get back on WoW, we have a battle in 5 minutes.
Wormyguy:  I can't, my mom is making me do laundry.

Wait I have to bring this back this is hilarious

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bump...?

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July 1518:

BRTD is moshing in the public square.

opebo: I say, why art thou throwing thine limbs hither and thither?*

BRTD: I do believe I've come down with some wretched illness that has forced to dance.

Cathcon: That's not how you dance!

-all of AF begins dancing-

and that's how this came to be.

* = i'm assuming this is how they talked in those times...

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1945:

FallenMorgan: We must support the Jews! They are an oppressed people and we must support an independent Israeli state in the name of freedom!

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1997:

Thread title: Opinion of South Park

BRTD: Massive Freedom Show. You may not have heard of it cuz it's not huge but it is soooooooo funny.

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35 BC

Inks: I accidentally had Mechaman executed

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I love being a martyr.

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It's over

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Read it more thoroughly this time. I think that's the post Atlas has been waiting for.

The only bad thing about the post is that it's not true. Ugh.