20RP12's Ranting Thread (Formerly 20RP12's Lovelife Failure Thread)

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

Okay, I REALLY hate to be an attention whore, but I trust a few posters on this forum enough to ask for advice. As some may (or may not) recall, I made a thread basically asking if I was in love. This was roughly a month or so ago. I told myself I would try to move on from this girl and for a few weeks, I thought I did. But only a few days ago, I was skimming through my Facebook news feed and I saw her profile. I clicked on it and just began to look at her profile pictures...creepy, I know...anyway, I realized that I still wanted her and that I still thought she was beautiful and incredible and amazing and such. I don't like to throw around words, but I think I'm falling in love. I think this used to be lust, but now is love or on the path to becoming love. The worst part is, she doesn't like me back like that (at least not that I know of) and the thing is, we're good friends too. For the past few weeks, I've just thought of her as a friend until I just sorta had this explosion of desire to call her mine a few days ago. I make her laugh, she makes me laugh. We almost seem like a perfect fit. Her friends like me and I like her friends, so that's not a problem. I have desires to hold her in my arms and all that stuff...I honestly believe that I am falling in love. I guess the real reason I created this thread was to ask two questions mainly: Am I in love (or falling in love)? And how can I go about telling her my true feelings? I'm sorry to be a bother if I come off as such, but this is really bothering me. Thank you all so much for putting up with me through my hormones and whatnot.

[Assistant to the Regional Manager Cathcon]

First, to get a girl, stop naming yourself "Wanna See My Weiner?".

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

First, to get a girl, stop naming yourself "Wanna See My Weiner?".

The Anthony Weiner jokes write themselves

[The Mikado]

Rather significant thing you failed to mention: is she already attached to someone?

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

Rather significant thing you failed to mention: is she already attached to someone?

Nope.

[ilikeverin]

Ah, this must be your first crush.  Congratulations! *hughughug*

You're infatuated.  You're not in love.

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

Well, you've come to the right place.  Years ago, I had a dating advice thread.  I'll tell you how you know you're in love.

If a certain New York Congressman pops up when you're around her, you're definitely in love, and this is the only way to know it.

My advice: send her a pair of binoculars - tell her they're the ones you first saw her with andd you've been using them on her ever since.

Then ask her if she'll take you out to dinner - girls love this.  Everybody knows girls like it when they get to treat a guy for dinner.

If this doesn't work, then your love is unquitted love - that means quit while you're unloved by her, otherwise you'll just break your heart more.

[Thomas D]

Simply put, You're never going to know how she feels unless you ask her. Yes it's scary but if you want something more then friendship you have to be honest with her about how you feel.

And while I hope it works out for you, be prepared for the "I like you. But only as a friend" Speech.

[Assistant to the Regional Manager Cathcon]

At this table, I shall take it upon myself to represent the virgin, lonely, somewhat resentful guy who never bothered to ask anyone because he accepted his fate that she was out of his league.

[King]

Falling In L(ust)ove sounds like the name of a cheesy romcom.

Anyway, you seem very self-conscious about everything.  There's nothing wrong with doing a little Facebook research.

This reminds me of a similar nonrelationship I had with a girl back in the high school days, too.  Just get it over with and tell her.  There's really no downside to it, unless she's a total bitch, but if that's the case you dodged a bullet anyway.

[King]

If a certain New York Congressman pops up when you're around her, you're definitely in love, and this is the only way to know it.

That's how my current relationship started.  Peter King just wouldn't leave us alone.

[Assistant to the Regional Manager Cathcon]

Falling In L(ust)ove sounds like the name of a cheesy romcom.

Anyway, you seem very self-conscious about everything.  There's nothing wrong with doing a little Facebook research.

This reminds me of a similar nonrelationship I had with a girl back in the high school days, too.  Just get it over with and tell her.  There's really no downside to it, unless she's a total bitch, but if that's the case you dodged a bullet anyway.

Just from my point of view, imagining myself telling someone, I try to see inside their head, and I really don't see any reason for them to like me back, or them to take me seriously, or them not to think I'm a creep. And I don't think there's that much odd stuff about me.

[dead0man]

If you're 14 you're certainly not in "love".  Ask her out, don't make a big deal out of it.  Don't make a big deal out of it to her and definitely don't make a big deal out of it to yourself.  It's NOT a big deal.  (actually it is kind of a big deal, but you can't let you or her know that!)

Treat her with respect, wear a condom when it gets that far and try and get her parents to like you.

[The Mikado]

If a certain New York Congressman pops up when you're around her, you're definitely in love, and this is the only way to know it.

That's how my current relationship started.  Peter King just wouldn't leave us alone.

Sadly, last time I was interested in someone, Eric Massa showed up and wrecked it.  He took me on a snorkeling expedition to make up for it.

[Sam Spade]

Obvious flame.  Asking this forum for relationship advice is like going to the Sahara Desert for water.

[King]

Falling In L(ust)ove sounds like the name of a cheesy romcom.

Anyway, you seem very self-conscious about everything.  There's nothing wrong with doing a little Facebook research.

This reminds me of a similar nonrelationship I had with a girl back in the high school days, too.  Just get it over with and tell her.  There's really no downside to it, unless she's a total bitch, but if that's the case you dodged a bullet anyway.

Just from my point of view, imagining myself telling someone, I try to see inside their head, and I really don't see any reason for them to like me back, or them to take me seriously, or them not to think I'm a creep. And I don't think there's that much odd stuff about me.

Imagining myself in my own head, if someone told this to me, I wouldn't react in a negative way as am I not a monster.  I find that most people are like me.  

[NSA is just two letters away from NSDAP]

I thought you were a gay?

Also stop being a bitch and ask her to hang out. If she says no, delete her facebook and never speak to her again. You don't want to turn 18 like I did and regret never having had some sweet, sweet underage ass when it was legal to do so.

[King]

You don't want to turn 18 like I did and regret never having had some sweet, sweet underage ass when it was legal to do so.

That is the forum's advice.  Take it.

[realisticidealist]

Just do what BushOklahoma would do: propose.

[King]

Just do what BushOklahoma would do: propose.

Or try to setup a demonstration.  If not her, then with her ugly fat friends.  Leads build upon leads.

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

You are 14 and because of this, you cannot experience love. You also cannot experience lust because I'm assuming your testicles have yet to drop. Don't worry, I'm here to give you advice in spite of this.

For starters, being a libertarian will NOT help you get girls. Being from New Jersey will also not help you get girls. Change your avatar immediately.

You need to ask her out. The movies are a safe bet because then you won't screw anything up by saying something stupid. If she agrees, you are in. If she doesn't, you're an idiot for failing to nab a girl.

Since you are 14, you cannot drive. So how can you take her to the movies? It's simple - get your mother to drive you two.

Most importantly though, make sure you finish your homework before doing this.

Well, my philosophy is, if you are never too young to die, you are never too young to fall in love.

As for your guess about my manparts...you were off

Libertarians are definately geeks But New Jersey is cool

Meh, I'll try.

Homework blows XD

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

...wear a condom when it gets that far...

O_e

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

I thought you were a gay?

Also stop being a bitch and ask her to hang out. If she says no, delete her facebook and never speak to her again. You don't want to turn 18 like I did and regret never having had some sweet, sweet underage ass when it was legal to do so.

Nah, I'm not gay

I don't think I'll be that harsh if she says no

[Cincinnatus]

Falling In L(ust)ove sounds like the name of a cheesy romcom.

Anyway, you seem very self-conscious about everything.  There's nothing wrong with doing a little Facebook research.

This reminds me of a similar nonrelationship I had with a girl back in the high school days, too.  Just get it over with and tell her.  There's really no downside to it, unless she's a total bitch, but if that's the case you dodged a bullet anyway.

Just from my point of view, imagining myself telling someone, I try to see inside their head, and I really don't see any reason for them to like me back, or them to take me seriously, or them not to think I'm a creep. And I don't think there's that much odd stuff about me.

Women like confidence.  This statement shows your biggest problem.

[Keystone Phil]

Fact: my last name means "in love" in Italian. I win. That's my advice to you.