20RP12's Ranting Thread (Formerly 20RP12's Lovelife Failure Thread)

[Mr. Morden]

So, how much of this is serious and how much of this is in-joke reference?

Is this thread Alpha Jew redux?

[Big Wiggly Style]

Suggested band name: Gay and Dangerous.  (A roommate of mine a few years back wanted to name his band that, but the rest of them disagreed, and I think it's such a good name that someone should use it)

Lol we already have a name

[Meeker]

Suggested band name: Gay and Dangerous.  (A roommate of mine a few years back wanted to name his band that, but the rest of them disagreed, and I think it's such a good name that someone should use it)

While we're on this subject, I'd like someone to name a band Fake Nature.

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

Suggested band name: Gay and Dangerous.  (A roommate of mine a few years back wanted to name his band that, but the rest of them disagreed, and I think it's such a good name that someone should use it)

Lol we already have a name

Bear Force 2?

[A cowboy always follows his beard]

Jake, just wondering... are you a virgin?

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

ahhh i see. you are a young one. yeah, just wait till you look like a man and not a boy.

[Vasall des Midas]

I thought you said you weren't a gay??!

I'm not I'm Bisessual

Oh. Well forget about girls then. Just go out with dudes. Literally all of your romantic problems will be solved.

But I like boobies

yup they sure are fun.  just get your guy to get implants.

lolz, I like girl boobies

what is the difference? girls get implants to. you can tell cause they are rounder then they are suppose to be.

As I recently told someone at Eschersheim public pool, "she's not really topless. They're covered by her implants."

[Big Wiggly Style]

Jake, just wondering... are you a virgin?

Yes.

[Vasall des Midas]

It's been about 4 months since my girlfriend of 9 months and I broke up and that relationship changed everything for me. I was in love then. But that was a long time ago.

No.

[Grumps]

Hmmm.  He doesn't look like a pot-head at present, but he has the makings of one.....Good Man

[King]

The funniest part of this thread is that despite Jake is clearly the polar opposite of Bushie and a mere 14 year old, his relations are more long term than Jeff's engagements. 

[Big Wiggly Style]

The funniest part of this thread is that despite Jake is clearly the polar opposite of Bushie and a mere 14 year old, his relations are more long term than Jeff's engagements. 

I think the funniest part of this thread is that it made it to 26 pages.

[Prez Duke]

You're 14. You weren't in love 4 months ago. You aren't in love now. There is so much more to love than what you're describing.

[Swedish Cheese]

I feel it necessary to post a picture of me (this is on my band's fan page) just so you guys can finally see what I look like



Blech my hair is messy XP

OMG, you're so small, like a puppy.

[King]

Why can't we have discussions on Greece that 26 pages long?

[Big Wiggly Style]

You're 14. You weren't in love 4 months ago. You aren't in love now. There is so much more to love than what you're describing.

No Duke...I was in love with my last girlfriend. I never asked myself if I was in love with her, I always knew.

I feel it necessary to post a picture of me (this is on my band's fan page) just so you guys can finally see what I look like



Blech my hair is messy XP

OMG, you're so small, like a puppy.

Hahahahaha thanks? I guess? XP

[Lief]

Why can't we have discussions on Greece that 26 pages long?

For the same reason that the only shows on the History channel these days are about pawn shops, truckers and aliens.

[A cowboy always follows his beard]

Why can't we have discussions on Greece that 26 pages long?

For the same reason that the only shows on the History channel these days are about pawn shops, truckers and aliens.

And Hitler!

[King]

Why can't we have discussions on Greece that 26 pages long?

For the same reason that the only shows on the History channel these days are about pawn shops, truckers and aliens.

And Hitler!

You're thinking of the old "World War II is the only thing that happened" THC.  The current THC is more about how Hitler figures into the end times prophesies and how much a pawn shop would pay for a Nazi uniform.

[specific_name]

Why can't we have discussions on Greece that 26 pages long?

For the same reason that the only shows on the History channel these days are about pawn shops, truckers and aliens.

The reason, is of course, because the elite are raining chemtrails down on us and florinating the water. That along with hypersonic mind control from their subterranean base has rendered us defenseless against tawdry hype and logger based reality television. Wake up sheeple!

[Meeker]

Why can't we have discussions on Greece that 26 pages long?

For the same reason that the only shows on the History channel these days are about pawn shops, truckers and aliens.

And Hitler!

You're thinking of the old "World War II is the only thing that happened" THC.  The current THC is more about how Hitler figures into the end times prophesies and how much a pawn shop would pay for a Nazi uniform.

They actually don't buy Nazi stuff on Pawn Stars (it's a store rule).

And yes, the fact that I know that is a sad reflection on my character.

[Big Wiggly Style]

There's a show on Spike called Auction Hunters which has been around for a bit and it's about two guys who buy storage units and sell the stuff for sh**tloads of money.

So name TruTV is coming up with a new show called Storage Hunters. Guess what it's about? (See above)

Unoriginality on TV nowadays...-sigh-

[Bacon King]

No offense dude, but you are just moving form one to the next. You dont actually like them. You just like having a crush. And By the way if you get her to break up with her bf you are walking in dangerous water. He will punch you if it works. And if it does work you wont have her for long. I promise on that. go after the single girls for freaks sake. And better yet just wait till you know what you want. Dont be a girl.

What is it with punching people? Does this really happen in the US?

Entirely off-topic response to a post six pages back, but I just wanted to add this chart I saw on a wikipedia link to show, yeah, school fights do happen pretty often.

[King]

No offense dude, but you are just moving form one to the next. You dont actually like them. You just like having a crush. And By the way if you get her to break up with her bf you are walking in dangerous water. He will punch you if it works. And if it does work you wont have her for long. I promise on that. go after the single girls for freaks sake. And better yet just wait till you know what you want. Dont be a girl.

What is it with punching people? Does this really happen in the US?

Entirely off-topic response to a post six pages back, but I just wanted to add this chart I saw on a wikipedia link to show, yeah, school fights do happen pretty often.

That's children.  I think Gustaf was thinking about adults who fight over girls.

[Bacon King]

But this is the attention whore thread of a child, not an adult, no?