opebo vs. kobidobidog

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Well folks, there is a possible matchup where opebo wins all 50 states.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I wonder how officepark votes...

[King]

What? kobidobidog's a devout Christian who reads the Bible and slept with a bald eagle.  How could he lose?

[kobidobidog]

Bald Eagle? I don't sleep with the military. I dislike the military. They kill their own soul relying on it not relying on the arm of God.

[Incipimus iterum]

i would rather support opebo then the beastalty fan

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

I'd say bestiality is less harmful than pedophilia.

dont take this entirely seriously plz

[TNF]

opebo/opebo

[traininthedistance]

I'm sure opebo appreciates that this is the sort of competition you have to pair him with in order to ensure he comes out on top.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'm sure opebo appreciates that this is the sort of competition you have to pair him with in order to ensure he comes out on top.

Check out how old this is.

But I've never seen him upset about it in all that time.

[dead0man]

I'm sure opebo appreciates that this is the sort of competition you have to pair him with in order to ensure he comes out on top.

I've mentioned that before.  It would be bad enough if the only people I could beat in one of these was Hitler or a dog molestor, but it would be much worse if my "friends" were the ones that repeatedly pointed it out to me.

...but it seems to scratch some itch they've got, so whatever.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I'm sure opebo appreciates that this is the sort of competition you have to pair him with in order to ensure he comes out on top.

I've mentioned that before.  It would be bad enough if the only people I could beat in one of these was Hitler or a dog molestor, but it would be much worse if my "friends" were the ones that repeatedly pointed it out to me.

...but it seems to scratch some itch they've got, so whatever.

I think opebo would actually win most elections where Atlas members vote for the results (isn't he a net-FF these days?).  I think BTRD just likes to bring up hypothetical elections where all the forumites who hate opebo and call him "the worst" are forced to confront a choice between opebo and an ACTUAL monster.  

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'm sure opebo appreciates that this is the sort of competition you have to pair him with in order to ensure he comes out on top.

I've mentioned that before.  It would be bad enough if the only people I could beat in one of these was Hitler or a dog molestor, but it would be much worse if my "friends" were the ones that repeatedly pointed it out to me.

...but it seems to scratch some itch they've got, so whatever.

I think opebo would actually win most elections where Atlas members vote for the results (isn't he a net-FF these days?).  I think BTRD just likes to bring up hypothetical elections where all the forumites who hate opebo and call him "the worst" are forced to confront a choice between opebo and an ACTUAL monster.  

Nailed it.