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« on: June 22, 2011, 01:24:42 pm »
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We already know nothing, we're doing, will help us with girls.

So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?

And yes, I know, posting this thread won't help me with girls either Sad
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2011, 01:27:32 pm »
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By the way, whose sock are you?
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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2011, 01:56:43 pm »
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Quote from: your libertarian supervillain on June 22, 2011, 01:27:32 pm
By the way, whose sock are you?

I don't know about The Professor, but Kalwejt is like Towelie--a sock off the original owner's foot that somehow gained consciousness.
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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2011, 02:06:19 pm »
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Quote from: your libertarian supervillain on June 22, 2011, 01:27:32 pm
By the way, whose sock are you?

Damn, I'm trying to learn something and you're insulting The Professor.
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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2011, 02:12:17 pm »
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Quote from: Antonio Anastasia on June 22, 2011, 01:24:42 pm
So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?


Having a fat wallet.
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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2011, 02:13:22 pm »
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Quote from: Landslide Lyndon on June 22, 2011, 02:12:17 pm
Quote from: Antonio Anastasia on June 22, 2011, 01:24:42 pm
So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?


Having a fat wallet.


I'm not asking you.
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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2011, 02:33:36 pm »
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Quote from: Antonio Anastasia on June 22, 2011, 01:24:42 pm
So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?


Having a fat wallet.


I'm not asking you.

You don't have to. I spread my wisdom for free.
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2011, 02:38:03 pm »
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So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?


Having a fat wallet.


I'm not asking you.

You don't have to. I spread my wisdom nonsense for free.

Fixed Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2011, 02:43:46 pm »
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With all due respect to the Professor, shouldn't the actual girls on the forum be asked this question?
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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2011, 02:45:19 pm »
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Quote from: anvikshiki on June 22, 2011, 02:43:46 pm
With all due respect to the Professor, shouldn't the actual girls on the forum be asked this question?

First, you need to find one, which is hard.
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2011, 02:45:41 pm »
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Quote from: Grumps on June 22, 2011, 02:38:03 pm
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Quote from: Antonio Anastasia on June 22, 2011, 01:24:42 pm
So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?


Having a fat wallet.


I'm not asking you.

You don't have to. I spread my wisdom nonsense for free.

Fixed Smiley

That hurt my feelings. Sad
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2011, 02:50:18 pm »
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Quote from: Antonio Anastasia on June 22, 2011, 02:45:19 pm
Quote from: anvikshiki on June 22, 2011, 02:43:46 pm
With all due respect to the Professor, shouldn't the actual girls on the forum be asked this question?

First, you need to find one, which is hard.

There are several very good female posters on the forum.  But, I won't call them out; I'll let them respond if they want to!  Smiley  In the meantime, I'm sure the Prof will be along.
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Anticipating the film "Rodham":
Quote from: Mr. Morden on May 27, 2013, 06:48:13 pm
EDIT: Also, any predictions as to how many times Clarence will watch this movie?
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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2011, 03:29:02 pm »
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Quote from: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 22, 2011, 02:58:23 pm
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Quote from: Antonio Anastasia on June 22, 2011, 01:24:42 pm
So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?


Having a fat wallet not being an asshole.



That shows you also need to learn how to get a boy.
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2011, 03:54:48 pm »
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It appears that only a tenure track position will help one with girls.
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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2011, 03:58:52 pm »
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Quote from: Antonio Anastasia on June 22, 2011, 01:24:42 pm
So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?

Having a fat wallet.

I'm not asking you.

You don't have to. I spread my wisdom nonsense for free.

Fixed Smiley

That hurt my feelings. Sad

Really? Cuz that hurt my stomach from laughing so hard.
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« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2011, 04:06:52 pm »
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Quote from: Antonio Anastasia on June 22, 2011, 01:24:42 pm
So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?

Having a fat wallet.

I'm not asking you.

You don't have to. I spread my wisdom nonsense for free.

Fixed Smiley

That hurt my feelings. Sad

Really? Cuz that hurt my stomach from laughing so hard.

You didn't peed your pants? Damn, man, you're growing up then Smiley
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« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2011, 04:17:24 pm »
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Quote from: Antonio Anastasia on June 22, 2011, 01:24:42 pm
So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?


Having a fat wallet not being an asshole.

That shows you also need to learn how to get a boy.

I am not having a problem in that department.  There are planty of nice boys in the sea. It is you with the sexual fusteration as i recall.

That's exactly why I need The Professor to learn me this stuff!
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« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2011, 04:21:43 pm »
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Quote from: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 22, 2011, 04:18:49 pm
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Quote from: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 22, 2011, 04:07:23 pm
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Quote from: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 22, 2011, 02:58:23 pm
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Quote from: Antonio Anastasia on June 22, 2011, 01:24:42 pm
So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?


Having a fat wallet not being an asshole.

That shows you also need to learn how to get a boy.

I am not having a problem in that department.  There are planty of nice boys in the sea. It is you with the sexual fusteration as i recall.

That's exactly why I need The Professor to learn me this stuff!
look where he is. here! he is in the same boat as you.

How dare you to disrected the professor! If you were his student, he'd give you an F.
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« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2011, 04:26:56 pm »
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Quote from: anvikshiki on June 22, 2011, 02:43:46 pm
With all due respect to the Professor, shouldn't the actual girls on the forum be asked this question?

Being a girl won't help you with girls.

Actually it will, if you come here:
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« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2011, 04:53:31 pm »
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Quote from: Antonio Anastasia on June 22, 2011, 04:06:52 pm
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So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?

Having a fat wallet.

I'm not asking you.

You don't have to. I spread my wisdom nonsense for free.

Fixed Smiley

That hurt my feelings. Sad

Really? Cuz that hurt my stomach from laughing so hard.

You didn't peed your pants? Damn, man, you're growing up then Smiley

I didn't pee my pants. We'll put it that way Tongue
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« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2011, 04:57:46 pm »
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Quote from: Landslide Lyndon on June 22, 2011, 02:12:17 pm
Quote from: Antonio Anastasia on June 22, 2011, 01:24:42 pm
So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?


Having a fat wallet not being an asshole.

That shows you also need to learn how to get a boy.

I am not having a problem in that department.  There are planty of nice boys in the sea.

Don't let them drown!
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« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2011, 04:59:10 pm »
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So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?


Having a fat wallet not being an asshole.

That shows you also need to learn how to get a boy.

I am not having a problem in that department.  There are planty of nice boys in the sea. It is you with the sexual fusteration as i recall.

That's exactly why I need The Professor to learn me this stuff!
look where he is. here! he is in the same boat as you.

Don't let them sink!
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« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2011, 05:20:22 pm »
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Quote from: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 22, 2011, 04:07:23 pm
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Quote from: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 22, 2011, 02:58:23 pm
Quote from: Landslide Lyndon on June 22, 2011, 02:12:17 pm
Quote from: Antonio Anastasia on June 22, 2011, 01:24:42 pm
So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?


Having a fat wallet not being an asshole.

That shows you also need to learn how to get a boy.

I am not having a problem in that department.  There are planty of nice boys in the sea. It is you with the sexual fusteration as i recall.

That's exactly why I need The Professor to learn me this stuff!
look where he is. here! he is in the same boat as you.

Don't let them sink!

No, let them sink in your...

No, I won't finish this sentence. Inks would infract me to the max for that.
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« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2011, 06:16:07 pm »
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Annie, why do you have to take a joke thread seriously and ruin it?
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« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2011, 06:17:44 pm »
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Quote from: Antonio Anastasia on June 22, 2011, 06:16:07 pm
Annie, why do you have to take a joke thread seriously and ruin it?

well fine. jeez. sooorrY
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