♫ I Want My NCA ♫

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

(Sung to the tune of Money for nothing)

I want my, I want my NCA
I want my, I want my NCA
I want my, I want my NCA
I want my, I want my NCA

Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You play talking head on that NCA
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and you talk for pay
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your waggin' tongue
Maybe get a blister on your bum

We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these color TV's

The politician with the ear piece and the makeup
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
That politician got his own jet airplane
That politician he's a millionaire

We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these color TV's

We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these color TV's

I shoulda learned to talk politics
I shoulda learned to gab them gums
Look at that pollster, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some
And he's up there, what's that, Hawaiian noises
Bangin' the podium over the third way
Oh, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get to talk for pay

I want my, I want my NCA
I want my, I want my NCA
I want my, I want my NCA
I want my, I want my NCA

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play talking head on that NCA
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and you talk for pay
Money for nothin' and talk for pay
Gets you money for nothin' and talk for pay
I want my, I want my, I want my NCA

[The Duke]

I'm surprised no one has pointed this out, but this is quite impressive.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Thank you, but really, I didn't have to change all that much from the original song.

[Platypus]

Can you do a MAMA song, to the tune of Papa don't preach?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

You've given me an idea hugh, but it doesn't use that that tune.  I forget, did Nation say whether he was going to join MAMA or not?

EDIT: Nevermind.  I looked it up and he did join MAMA.