Who should my Atlas archnemesis be?

[angus]

I really want one for the lulz.

I'll be your archnemesis, if you like.  I'm a committed Paultard and a registered Republican.  I'm for legalizing prostitution and weed, I have no problem with the time-honored notion that the rich should rule the world, I have no problem with two men getting married, and I'm totally against Obamacare.  As a bonus, I think Pennsylvania totally sucks.  And I'm an old guy.  So I'm pretty much your polar opposite.  Let me know. 

[angus]

I really want one for the lulz.

I'll be your archnemesis, if you like.  I'm a committed Paultard and a registered Republican.  I'm for legalizing prostitution and weed, I have no problem with the time-honored notion that the rich should rule the world, I have no problem with two men getting married, and I'm totally against Obamacare.  As a bonus, I think Pennsylvania totally sucks.  And I'm an old guy.  So I'm pretty much your polar opposite.  Let me know. 

Atlas personal ads are weird.

Sure, but only because you haven't gotten used to them yet.   

If you like piña coladas, and gettin' caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga,
if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape
You're the lady I've looked for
come with me and escape... 

[angus]

I have already picked Phil.

D'oh.  I've been passed over for Phil.

Ah, well, if I were young, and still searching, I'd also rather pick Phil than me.

You two have fun.