I really want one for the lulz.
I'll be your archnemesis, if you like. I'm a committed Paultard and a registered Republican. I'm for legalizing prostitution and weed, I have no problem with the time-honored notion that the rich should rule the world, I have no problem with two men getting married, and I'm totally against Obamacare. As a bonus, I think Pennsylvania totally sucks. And I'm an old guy. So I'm pretty much your polar opposite. Let me know.
I'm socially liberal, actually. I have already picked Phil.