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« Reply #1150 on: February 20, 2012, 09:54:48 am »
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« Reply #1151 on: February 20, 2012, 03:53:17 pm »
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Does Courtney Love count as a woman? Or hot? Cuz honestly, looking at her gives me diarrhea.
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I believe in you, BushKenya.

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I've already tried faking it. It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.

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« Reply #1152 on: February 20, 2012, 09:33:34 pm »
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One of the more bizarre ones I've read.
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« Reply #1153 on: February 21, 2012, 03:48:16 pm »
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ELECTION 2092


Iowa Senator and Fmr. Biologist Jumbo Yumpiger (Republican) : 49.7%, 316 EVs
Utah Governor and Fmr. General Knark Glubyah (Democrat) : 49.9%, 222 EVs
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"If the Constitution means anything, it surely means that the president does not have unreviewable authority to summarily execute any American whom he concludes is an enemy of the state"

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« Reply #1154 on: February 21, 2012, 04:09:16 pm »
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Wow, I think this is my official debut in the institute. Smiley
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"A good portion of this country has created an alternate universe. I call this place were these folks live Bullsh*t Mountain. The denizens of Bullsh*t Mountain believe many things: they believe that a Kenyan Muslim President has fundamentally changed the relationship between government and the people of this country."

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« Reply #1155 on: February 21, 2012, 04:25:24 pm »
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The best thing about that map is how a quarter of the United States population is on the moon and the overall size of the Electoral College still doesn't change.
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Professor Nathan: A shameless agrarian collectivist with no respect for private property or individual rights. Can you really trust him?

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« Reply #1156 on: February 21, 2012, 06:01:16 pm »
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We have talked marriage. Seriously. Which would be lovely.

If you get married you really have to share with us which of you 'wears the tiara'.
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« Reply #1157 on: February 21, 2012, 10:25:52 pm »
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Iowa Senator and Fmr. Biologist Jumbo Yumpiger (Republican) : 49.7%, 316 EVs
Utah Governor and Fmr. General Knark Glubyah (Democrat) : 49.9%, 222 EVs

A blue moon?  I can't see that happening very often.
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« Reply #1158 on: February 21, 2012, 11:40:05 pm »
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The best thing about that map is how a quarter of the United States population is on the moon and the overall size of the Electoral College still doesn't change.

Or how Wyoming is the second largest state after the moon.
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« Reply #1159 on: February 22, 2012, 03:53:10 am »
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ELECTION 2092


Iowa Senator and Fmr. Biologist Jumbo Yumpiger (Republican) : 49.7%, 316 EVs
Utah Governor and Fmr. General Knark Glubyah (Democrat) : 49.9%, 222 EVs

What happened to the upper East Coast, population-wise ?

Asteroid impact in the Atlantic in the 2060s, followed by a 1/2-mile high tsunami ?

Or did the New Yorkers all go to the moon, like they do with Florida now ?
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« Reply #1160 on: February 22, 2012, 11:37:39 am »
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Global warming made it more like northern Quebec, climatewise, and the Canadian and northeast Americans largely moved to the rockies as climate refugees as they were warming but still had bountiful supplies of clean, fresh water?

Or sumthin'
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« Reply #1161 on: February 22, 2012, 02:55:28 pm »
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Global warming made it more like northern Quebec, climatewise, and the Canadian and northeast Americans largely moved to the rockies as climate refugees as they were warming but still had bountiful supplies of clean, fresh water?

Or sumthin'

Also, the Very Very Great Depression of 2053 hurt the Northeast and Midwest particularly hard, so that the region fell into anarchy and mass starvation, thus encouraging emigration. Oh, and let's not forget about the 2043-44 Great Nuclear Catastrophe, as well as the Stobbertnist Revolts of 2059.
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"A good portion of this country has created an alternate universe. I call this place were these folks live Bullsh*t Mountain. The denizens of Bullsh*t Mountain believe many things: they believe that a Kenyan Muslim President has fundamentally changed the relationship between government and the people of this country."

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« Reply #1162 on: February 22, 2012, 04:24:09 pm »
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It's immoral if you're a selfish brut and are not giving your old lady the high, hard one because you're always pounding it.  Lots of middle-aged guys are like this.  They know it's immoral.

On the other hand, if you've got a little energy left over after taking care of the family, or you are out of town and not expected to stand it up at attention like a soldier on command for anyone special, then it's generally not a problem.  Just lie back naked and squeeze one off in the hotel room and let the housekeeping staff deal with the fallout.  That's what I always do.



Thank you for making the funniest post I've ever read on this site ever.
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« Reply #1163 on: February 22, 2012, 06:08:57 pm »
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"Oh no. CaDan is at the door".
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« Reply #1164 on: February 22, 2012, 08:10:51 pm »
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Dr. Seuss book

I will not do it in a box,
I will not do it with a fox,
I will not cream into my socks
I just don't like to roll my rocks.

Try it, try it, you will see,
It's as easy as can be,
Spit can lube it, right on top,
Once you try it, you can't stop.

Hey, Sam I am, this is no jest,
Tossing, slapping, it's the best!
I like it since it's so much fun.
But what a mess when it's all done. 


From the same thread
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« Reply #1165 on: February 23, 2012, 01:06:35 am »
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Newt was "intellectually superior" to the others on stage.
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« Reply #1166 on: February 23, 2012, 01:47:36 pm »
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Iowa Senator and Fmr. Biologist Jumbo Yumpiger (Republican) : 49.7%, 316 EVs
Utah Governor and Fmr. General Knark Glubyah (Democrat) : 49.9%, 222 EVs

What happened to the upper East Coast, population-wise ?

Asteroid impact in the Atlantic in the 2060s, followed by a 1/2-mile high tsunami ?

Or did the New Yorkers all go to the moon, like they do with Florida now ?

Wait a minute, Puerto Rico and Alberta are still no states of the U.S. by 2092?
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« Reply #1167 on: February 23, 2012, 01:52:07 pm »
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He was going to be performing "Gold Standard of my Heart" and "Sorry Hamid (I'm pulling out)!"  Those are his most famous hits!  I've always doubted some of his 90s stuff, though.  "Fleet of Foot" is such a Lew Rockwell ripoff.
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« Reply #1168 on: February 23, 2012, 03:24:07 pm »
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« Reply #1169 on: February 23, 2012, 06:35:47 pm »
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He was going to be performing "Gold Standard of my Heart" and "Sorry Hamid (I'm pulling out)!"  Those are his most famous hits!  I've always doubted some of his 90s stuff, though.  "Fleet of Foot" is such a Lew Rockwell ripoff.
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« Reply #1170 on: February 23, 2012, 06:36:39 pm »
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'Gentlemen, a desert. A place of savage reference for the good people of Ohio. A place to fear and love. A blasted region. Something to remind us what we hewed out of. A place without malls. An Other for Ohio's Self. Cacti and scorpions and the sun bearing down. Desolation. A place for people to wander alone. To reflect. Away from everything. Gentlemen, a desert.'
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« Reply #1171 on: February 23, 2012, 06:36:52 pm »
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« Reply #1172 on: February 24, 2012, 09:09:34 am »
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and as I try to finish the guy off, he gets closer and closer.

You don't say?
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« Reply #1173 on: February 24, 2012, 11:55:24 am »
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2 - it takes a lot to offend me.  But I'm sure I get offended every once in a while.
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« Reply #1174 on: February 24, 2012, 11:58:14 am »
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Quote from: Assemblyman & Queen Mum Inks.LWC on May 06, 2010, 04:31:01 pm
2 - it takes a lot to offend me.  But I'm sure I get offended every once in a while.

From Captain Profanity? Wow.
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