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MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
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« Reply #1250 on: March 10, 2012, 07:24:09 AM »

Mitt Romney does not exist outside the text.
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« Reply #1251 on: March 10, 2012, 11:17:55 AM »

chill out bro.  Maslow said that self-actualized people don't make humor at others' expense.  meanwhile you've gone so far as to overtly attack me on your own Board.  chill out bro.

I think you took my screwing with you a little more seriously than it was intended Tongue
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« Reply #1252 on: March 10, 2012, 03:27:39 PM »

I had a dream where Newt went insane after losing the nomination to a Romney-Santorum ticket and started frothing at the mouth and crying.
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« Reply #1253 on: March 10, 2012, 03:28:32 PM »

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« Reply #1254 on: March 11, 2012, 06:26:28 AM »

Is it acceptable to say that all religous are bad people?  Because I think the act of faith is bad - as in I dislike it.

For that matter, can I say I dislike all Mormons?

you dislike me?  Sad

You're a religious?  Or a Mormon?  If you can stomach that stuff, I have to say it certainly calls your character into question.  What I'm getting at here though is - am I allowed to have such an opinion?
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« Reply #1255 on: March 11, 2012, 10:54:27 AM »

That's cringeworthy - I  second my platypus friend from Australia, what's wrong with "equality club" or something? "Gay-Straight Alliance" sounds like the lamest superhero crimefighting unit in history.

Obviously this is the important issue here.

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The world will shine with light in our nightmare
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« Reply #1256 on: March 11, 2012, 02:12:02 PM »

Good to know our esteemed President is ahead in the key swing state of North Flohioginia.
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« Reply #1257 on: March 11, 2012, 05:10:13 PM »

Not surprising Ron Paul won the Virgin Islands considering his supporters are most likely to be virgins.
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« Reply #1258 on: March 11, 2012, 05:13:45 PM »

Damn The Professor has been on a roll lately:

According to CNN in North Dakota w/ 6% in

Santorum- 52%
Paul- 21%
Romney- 15%
Gingrich- 11%





No county map though. I'd say it's a few rural districts in which the caucuses lasted 5 minutes.

Don't bash rural districts. Their caucuses may have only lasted 5 minutes but that's a lot longer than you can last.

Wasserman: trouble for Kaptur
Cleveland turnout double that of Toledo.  




Go dennis!
Helms Deep shall not fall!

Helms Deep is in Rohan, not Ohio. I suggest you retake Geography.

So given what we have so far what does everyone think will happen in Ohio?

Keep in mind I am a professor so I know more than the average person in this topic.

The problem for Santorum is the three major cities (Columbus, Cleveland and Cincinnati) + their suburbs have not really come in yet. This is prime territory for the Mormon.

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« Reply #1259 on: March 11, 2012, 05:37:18 PM »

It's kind of sad that a professor doesn't understand the elf analogy.
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« Reply #1260 on: March 11, 2012, 11:20:54 PM »

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« Reply #1261 on: March 12, 2012, 01:36:34 AM »

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Hawaii isn't the 'South'?

It's south, but not the South.  Note the capital.

Honolulu.
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« Reply #1262 on: March 12, 2012, 02:23:46 AM »

On Obama crushing Romney among latinos:

Quick, somebody upload hablar_espanyol.exe!
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« Reply #1263 on: March 12, 2012, 09:20:18 AM »

I thought St Petersburg was in Florida?
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« Reply #1264 on: March 12, 2012, 09:36:36 PM »

BREAKING NEWS: Mitt Romney lynched by unemployed satirists.

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They put it to a vote and they just kept lying
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« Reply #1265 on: March 13, 2012, 06:59:15 AM »

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the republic for which it stands
One nation
Under God
Indivisible
Not eating cats
Amen.

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« Reply #1266 on: March 13, 2012, 08:06:39 PM »

I see you still have not yet received your HUMOR.DLL upgrade since you complain about the humorous spin I put on his decision.

It's not affordable to upgrade such an old and incompatible system like WINfield94. It's far more affordable to just junk it.
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« Reply #1267 on: March 13, 2012, 09:49:01 PM »

Yazoo County now 100% in.
Romney 702
Santorum 682
Gingrich 680

That urban vote really came in for Romney.

The elevators in the Yazoo City high-rises were broken, and Romney's supporters were already tipsy on chardonnay, so they couldn't make it down in time to vote.
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« Reply #1268 on: March 13, 2012, 11:07:32 PM »

Happy belated birthday Mitt, here's your cheesy grits! Now that you've lost MS/AL, I assume you still want them.......Mitt? Mitt? YOUR GRITS, MITT. YOU LEFT YOUR CHEESY GRITS.
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« Reply #1269 on: March 14, 2012, 01:59:09 AM »

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« Reply #1270 on: March 14, 2012, 07:02:58 AM »
« Edited: March 14, 2012, 07:04:34 AM by Alcon »


That caused a spit take...like the third in my whole life
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MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
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« Reply #1271 on: March 14, 2012, 08:05:58 AM »

It would be ridiculous for a man with a 9-digit personal fortune to use Medicare.

It is also ridiculous for a man with a 9-digit personal fortune not to be guillotined, and yet...
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« Reply #1272 on: March 14, 2012, 03:29:53 PM »


I don't get it...I feel dumb...
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« Reply #1273 on: March 15, 2012, 05:39:28 AM »

Obama has spent 4 years on vacation in Washington D.C.

With all of that time devoted to relaxation, he hasn't even had the time to instigate a socialist takeover of the federal government. Sad
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« Reply #1274 on: March 15, 2012, 05:50:58 AM »

Did you read the link?
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