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They put it to a vote and they just kept lying
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« Reply #1275 on: March 15, 2012, 07:19:13 AM »


Yup. Is it in connection to their population?
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« Reply #1276 on: March 15, 2012, 07:23:48 AM »

Exactly. 90 people -> 9 delegates.

Of course, the joke has now been entirely overexplained.
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« Reply #1277 on: March 15, 2012, 07:25:19 AM »

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« Reply #1278 on: March 15, 2012, 02:27:03 PM »

As a frequent wanna-be Floridian...
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« Reply #1279 on: March 15, 2012, 02:36:48 PM »


That frickin Naso, he's had a lock on the Atlas Grimacing Comment Award since 2004.
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« Reply #1280 on: March 15, 2012, 02:56:52 PM »

What is Papoy?  The Tagalog for 'photograph'?

No, dumb dumb, it's how people that have a cleft lip say "paper".
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« Reply #1281 on: March 16, 2012, 08:21:05 PM »

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« Reply #1282 on: March 16, 2012, 09:01:14 PM »


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« Reply #1283 on: March 17, 2012, 05:37:31 PM »

Context:

There's really no 'right' or 'wrong' cup size, Wong:


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« Reply #1284 on: March 17, 2012, 10:37:19 PM »

He only saved one girl? Man, he must have sucked as a Mormon missionary.
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« Reply #1285 on: March 18, 2012, 02:33:09 PM »



Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO: 34,716,780 views.

Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money: 663,611 views.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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« Reply #1286 on: March 19, 2012, 02:01:52 AM »

This thread starts out with a pretty dumb premise, but then takes a turn for the awesome.
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« Reply #1287 on: March 19, 2012, 01:08:30 PM »

I don't usually read through multi-page election results threads, but the relatively short one for Puerto Rico turned up some gems:


Dog on Car- 53
Not safe to Google- 26
Lucky Charms Leprechaun- 12
President of the Moon- 9



That page is in Spanish, so those results dont count. Only results posted in the language of opportunity and freedom are good honest American results. 
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« Reply #1288 on: March 20, 2012, 12:19:19 AM »

I might be interested, but I'm about to head out for the night.  I'm celebrating St. Patrick's Day at a British-themed pub.  Perhaps I should celebrate the irony by trying to blow it up.
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« Reply #1289 on: March 20, 2012, 12:17:28 PM »

In France, it might have been mistaken for Breton. I cannot imagine their fate in that case...
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« Reply #1290 on: March 20, 2012, 06:37:53 PM »


Beaver county? Sounds like my kind of county.
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« Reply #1291 on: March 20, 2012, 09:55:36 PM »

Bleakly hilarious:

Or is the right interpretation of the Florida law that in every altercation whoever kills his/her opponient is, by definition, acting in self-defense? I would appreciate knowing that for sure: if that is, indeed, is the case (which seems to be the only explanation why Martin fighting Zimmerman would matter at all), I would do my best to avoid ever finding myself in Florida again, as a matter of personal safety.
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« Reply #1292 on: March 21, 2012, 01:24:36 AM »

The question I don't understand is how they make a case. To appeal to the federal court they would have to argue that they are a racial or language minority. Religion is not covered by the 15th amendment, and probably by the 1st amendment it can't be used.

Imagine getting it up to the Supreme Court and arguing it in front of the current roster of the Justices Smiley))

Justice Ginsburg: "Would, say, some of us present here be considered a part of the same protected minority".

NY Jew: "With all due respect, justice, I would say that this minority is defined not merely in terms of ancestral usage of Yiddish, but in terms of current cultural practice and personal identification".

Justice Kagan "Are you suggesting that myself and Justice Ginsburg are not Jewish?"

NY Jew: "I wouldn't say that. But, the self-hating Jews might as well be considered anti-semites, and, so, definitely, would not be part of the protected minority. Then, of course, come to think about this, as the example of Bob Turner shows, Justice Scalia might well be part of it".

I just can imagine it. It would be a great show Smiley)
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« Reply #1293 on: March 21, 2012, 02:54:42 PM »

Ask him about McDonnell helping Romney in Virginia and North Carolina when he is on the ticket.

In his case VP would stand for Vaginal Probe.
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« Reply #1294 on: March 21, 2012, 09:20:28 PM »

Didn't realise that Occupiers were so pro-Santorum.
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« Reply #1295 on: March 23, 2012, 07:43:16 PM »

Click for context:

Hey, at least a complete breach of privacy is consistent with the GOP's views!
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« Reply #1296 on: March 24, 2012, 09:21:19 AM »

Hillary Rodham Clinton- Arkansas


If my Cialis worked as long as it was supposed too I woudl have a third leg right about now...
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« Reply #1297 on: March 24, 2012, 09:44:54 AM »

Guys, all I have to say is we better hope Naso posts his thoughts on the Treyvon Martin situation on the forum just as he did on Facebook. Instant. Classic. Thread.
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« Reply #1298 on: March 24, 2012, 09:51:55 AM »

Guys, all I have to say is we better hope Naso posts his thoughts on the Treyvon Martin situation on the forum just as he did on Facebook. Instant. Classic. Thread.
Already has.
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« Reply #1299 on: March 24, 2012, 09:57:27 AM »

Guys, all I have to say is we better hope Naso posts his thoughts on the Treyvon Martin situation on the forum just as he did on Facebook. Instant. Classic. Thread.
Already has.

Where? General Discussion? And it has to be word for word what he posted on Facebook or it doesn't count.
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