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« Reply #1300 on: March 18, 2012, 02:33:09 pm »
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Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO: 34,716,780 views.

Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money: 663,611 views.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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« Reply #1301 on: March 19, 2012, 02:01:52 am »
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This thread starts out with a pretty dumb premise, but then takes a turn for the awesome.
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The idea of parodying the preceding Atlasian's postings is laughable, of course, but not for reasons one might expect.
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« Reply #1302 on: March 19, 2012, 01:08:30 pm »
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I don't usually read through multi-page election results threads, but the relatively short one for Puerto Rico turned up some gems:


Dog on Car- 53
Not safe to Google- 26
Lucky Charms Leprechaun- 12
President of the Moon- 9



That page is in Spanish, so those results dont count. Only results posted in the language of opportunity and freedom are good honest American results. 
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« Reply #1303 on: March 20, 2012, 12:19:19 am »
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I might be interested, but I'm about to head out for the night.  I'm celebrating St. Patrick's Day at a British-themed pub.  Perhaps I should celebrate the irony by trying to blow it up.
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« Reply #1304 on: March 20, 2012, 12:17:28 pm »
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In France, it might have been mistaken for Breton. I cannot imagine their fate in that case...
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Our numbers are dwindling. Our words are confused.
Some of them have been twisted by the enemy
until they can no longer be recognized.

Now what is wrong, or false, in what we have said?
Just some parts, or everything?
On whom can we still rely? Are we survivors, cast
away by the current? Will we be left behind,
no longer understanding anyone and being understood by no one?
Must we rely on luck?

This is what you ask. Expect
no answer but your own.


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« Reply #1305 on: March 20, 2012, 06:37:53 pm »
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just look at beaver county!

Beaver county? Sounds like my kind of county.
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Bob Findley: "You're a real dyed-in-the-wool son-of-a-bitch. Anyone ever told you that?"
Steve Everett: "Just close friends and family,"

Clint Eastwood's "True Crime", 1999.
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« Reply #1306 on: March 20, 2012, 09:55:36 pm »
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Bleakly hilarious:

Or is the right interpretation of the Florida law that in every altercation whoever kills his/her opponient is, by definition, acting in self-defense? I would appreciate knowing that for sure: if that is, indeed, is the case (which seems to be the only explanation why Martin fighting Zimmerman would matter at all), I would do my best to avoid ever finding myself in Florida again, as a matter of personal safety.
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« Reply #1307 on: March 21, 2012, 01:24:36 am »
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The question I don't understand is how they make a case. To appeal to the federal court they would have to argue that they are a racial or language minority. Religion is not covered by the 15th amendment, and probably by the 1st amendment it can't be used.

Imagine getting it up to the Supreme Court and arguing it in front of the current roster of the Justices Smiley))

Justice Ginsburg: "Would, say, some of us present here be considered a part of the same protected minority".

NY Jew: "With all due respect, justice, I would say that this minority is defined not merely in terms of ancestral usage of Yiddish, but in terms of current cultural practice and personal identification".

Justice Kagan "Are you suggesting that myself and Justice Ginsburg are not Jewish?"

NY Jew: "I wouldn't say that. But, the self-hating Jews might as well be considered anti-semites, and, so, definitely, would not be part of the protected minority. Then, of course, come to think about this, as the example of Bob Turner shows, Justice Scalia might well be part of it".

I just can imagine it. It would be a great show Smiley)
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« Reply #1308 on: March 21, 2012, 02:54:42 pm »
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Ask him about McDonnell helping Romney in Virginia and North Carolina when he is on the ticket.

In his case VP would stand for Vaginal Probe.
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« Reply #1309 on: March 21, 2012, 09:20:28 pm »
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Didn't realise that Occupiers were so pro-Santorum.
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« Reply #1310 on: March 23, 2012, 07:43:16 pm »
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Click for context:

Hey, at least a complete breach of privacy is consistent with the GOP's views!
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« Reply #1311 on: March 24, 2012, 09:21:19 am »
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Hillary Rodham Clinton- Arkansas


If my Cialis worked as long as it was supposed too I woudl have a third leg right about now...
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« Reply #1312 on: March 24, 2012, 09:44:54 am »
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Guys, all I have to say is we better hope Naso posts his thoughts on the Treyvon Martin situation on the forum just as he did on Facebook. Instant. Classic. Thread.
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The entire country is pretty much Republican.
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« Reply #1313 on: March 24, 2012, 09:51:55 am »
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Guys, all I have to say is we better hope Naso posts his thoughts on the Treyvon Martin situation on the forum just as he did on Facebook. Instant. Classic. Thread.
Already has.
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If I'm shown as having been active here recently it's either because I've been using the gallery, because I've been using the search engine looking up something from way back, or because I've been reading the most excellent UK by-elections thread again.
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« Reply #1314 on: March 24, 2012, 09:57:27 am »
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Guys, all I have to say is we better hope Naso posts his thoughts on the Treyvon Martin situation on the forum just as he did on Facebook. Instant. Classic. Thread.
Already has.

Where? General Discussion? And it has to be word for word what he posted on Facebook or it doesn't count.
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The entire country is pretty much Republican.
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« Reply #1315 on: March 24, 2012, 01:03:30 pm »
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Since I'm not friends with Mike on the Facebooks, was it veiled racism as usual?
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« Reply #1316 on: March 24, 2012, 09:15:26 pm »
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I feel horrible for laughing at this.

Has that hoodie been appropriately detained, yet?
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« Reply #1317 on: March 25, 2012, 12:36:11 am »
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I don't understand why anyone would want to own a pit bull.

"Woah, look at the jaws on that thing! I bet it could tear the wheels off a car! Oh, it bit a kid, what a surprise!"
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« Reply #1318 on: March 25, 2012, 04:44:26 am »
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Since I'm not friends with Mike on the Facebooks, was it veiled racism as usual?
It wore a hoodie, not a veil.
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« Reply #1319 on: March 25, 2012, 11:36:19 am »
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So, we are now officially after the deluge?

Landmark moment.
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« Reply #1320 on: March 25, 2012, 02:33:41 pm »
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So, we are now officially after the deluge?

Landmark moment.

Dammit, was about to put that quote in.
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« Reply #1321 on: March 25, 2012, 04:14:43 pm »
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I want to be able to look back 20 years from now and say "Yes, I helped America return to her greatness."

I'll be doing whatever I can to make sure Mitt Romney carries the state of Indiana this November.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychotherapy
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« Reply #1322 on: March 25, 2012, 05:17:49 pm »
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Since we no longer have deluge thread:

At least I'm not delusional.
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« Reply #1323 on: March 25, 2012, 05:49:59 pm »
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I'm still hopeful there are some interesting 3rd party choices, but with the options limited to those two...Obama....he has the better singing voice.
Lucifer had a great singing voice too...
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« Reply #1324 on: March 25, 2012, 06:49:58 pm »
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Where do you think I learned my moves?

Click for context.
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