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« Reply #1300 on: March 16, 2012, 09:01:14 pm »
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« Reply #1301 on: March 17, 2012, 05:37:31 pm »
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There's really no 'right' or 'wrong' cup size, Wong:
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I wouldn't touch the Carnival cruise ships with a 10 foot pole.  Too many things have gone wrong in the last ~6 months for me to even consider it anymore.
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« Reply #1302 on: March 17, 2012, 10:37:19 pm »
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Quote from: realisticidealist on March 17, 2012, 10:26:28 pm
He only saved one girl? Man, he must have sucked as a Mormon missionary.
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« Reply #1303 on: March 18, 2012, 02:33:09 pm »
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Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO: 34,716,780 views.

Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money: 663,611 views.

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« Reply #1304 on: March 19, 2012, 02:01:52 am »
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This thread starts out with a pretty dumb premise, but then takes a turn for the awesome.
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« Reply #1305 on: March 19, 2012, 01:08:30 pm »
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I don't usually read through multi-page election results threads, but the relatively short one for Puerto Rico turned up some gems:


Quote from: Minnesota Mike on March 18, 2012, 12:05:09 pm
Dog on Car- 53
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Quote from: Lightweight Voter on March 18, 2012, 05:25:38 pm
Quote from: Minnesota Mike on March 18, 2012, 05:23:03 pm
http://64.185.222.182/cee_events/PRIMARIAS_PARTIDO_REPUBLICANO_2012_36/NOCHE_DEL_EVENTO_55/default.html

That page is in Spanish, so those results dont count. Only results posted in the language of opportunity and freedom are good honest American results. 
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« Reply #1306 on: March 20, 2012, 12:19:19 am »
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Quote from: Joe Republic on March 17, 2012, 09:38:05 pm
I might be interested, but I'm about to head out for the night.  I'm celebrating St. Patrick's Day at a British-themed pub.  Perhaps I should celebrate the irony by trying to blow it up.
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« Reply #1307 on: March 20, 2012, 12:17:28 pm »
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In France, it might have been mistaken for Breton. I cannot imagine their fate in that case...
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« Reply #1308 on: March 20, 2012, 06:37:53 pm »
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Quote from: WalterMitty on March 20, 2012, 06:14:50 pm
just look at beaver county!

Beaver county? Sounds like my kind of county.
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« Reply #1309 on: March 20, 2012, 09:55:36 pm »
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Quote from: ag on March 20, 2012, 04:42:57 pm
Or is the right interpretation of the Florida law that in every altercation whoever kills his/her opponient is, by definition, acting in self-defense? I would appreciate knowing that for sure: if that is, indeed, is the case (which seems to be the only explanation why Martin fighting Zimmerman would matter at all), I would do my best to avoid ever finding myself in Florida again, as a matter of personal safety.
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« Reply #1310 on: March 21, 2012, 01:24:36 am »
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Quote from: muon2 on March 20, 2012, 10:17:14 pm
The question I don't understand is how they make a case. To appeal to the federal court they would have to argue that they are a racial or language minority. Religion is not covered by the 15th amendment, and probably by the 1st amendment it can't be used.

Imagine getting it up to the Supreme Court and arguing it in front of the current roster of the Justices Smiley))

Justice Ginsburg: "Would, say, some of us present here be considered a part of the same protected minority".

NY Jew: "With all due respect, justice, I would say that this minority is defined not merely in terms of ancestral usage of Yiddish, but in terms of current cultural practice and personal identification".

Justice Kagan "Are you suggesting that myself and Justice Ginsburg are not Jewish?"

NY Jew: "I wouldn't say that. But, the self-hating Jews might as well be considered anti-semites, and, so, definitely, would not be part of the protected minority. Then, of course, come to think about this, as the example of Bob Turner shows, Justice Scalia might well be part of it".

I just can imagine it. It would be a great show Smiley)
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« Reply #1311 on: March 21, 2012, 02:54:42 pm »
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Quote from: Earthling on March 21, 2012, 02:43:05 pm
Ask him about McDonnell helping Romney in Virginia and North Carolina when he is on the ticket.

In his case VP would stand for Vaginal Probe.
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« Reply #1312 on: March 21, 2012, 09:20:28 pm »
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Didn't realise that Occupiers were so pro-Santorum.
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« Reply #1313 on: March 23, 2012, 07:43:16 pm »
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Hey, at least a complete breach of privacy is consistent with the GOP's views!
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« Reply #1314 on: March 24, 2012, 09:21:19 am »
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If my Cialis worked as long as it was supposed too I woudl have a third leg right about now...
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Quote from: 31: A New Bushie on April 30, 2013, 01:33:54 pm
I wouldn't touch the Carnival cruise ships with a 10 foot pole.  Too many things have gone wrong in the last ~6 months for me to even consider it anymore.
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« Reply #1315 on: March 24, 2012, 09:44:54 am »
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Guys, all I have to say is we better hope Naso posts his thoughts on the Treyvon Martin situation on the forum just as he did on Facebook. Instant. Classic. Thread.
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Quote from: Representative Wyodon on May 06, 2013, 04:31:05 pm
And you're a fucking asshole. How about you try actually contributing something to a debate at some point, or are you too busy kissing Rick Santorum's ass?
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« Reply #1316 on: March 24, 2012, 09:51:55 am »
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Quote from: Keystone Phil on March 24, 2012, 09:44:54 am
Guys, all I have to say is we better hope Naso posts his thoughts on the Treyvon Martin situation on the forum just as he did on Facebook. Instant. Classic. Thread.
Already has.
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« Reply #1317 on: March 24, 2012, 09:57:27 am »
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Quote from: Keystone Phil on March 24, 2012, 09:44:54 am
Guys, all I have to say is we better hope Naso posts his thoughts on the Treyvon Martin situation on the forum just as he did on Facebook. Instant. Classic. Thread.
Already has.

Where? General Discussion? And it has to be word for word what he posted on Facebook or it doesn't count.
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Quote from: Representative Wyodon on May 06, 2013, 04:31:05 pm
And you're a fucking asshole. How about you try actually contributing something to a debate at some point, or are you too busy kissing Rick Santorum's ass?
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« Reply #1318 on: March 24, 2012, 01:03:30 pm »
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Since I'm not friends with Mike on the Facebooks, was it veiled racism as usual?
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Quote from: 31: A New Bushie on April 30, 2013, 01:33:54 pm
I wouldn't touch the Carnival cruise ships with a 10 foot pole.  Too many things have gone wrong in the last ~6 months for me to even consider it anymore.
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« Reply #1319 on: March 24, 2012, 09:15:26 pm »
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I feel horrible for laughing at this.

Quote from: Senator Scott on March 24, 2012, 08:47:44 pm
Has that hoodie been appropriately detained, yet?
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« Reply #1320 on: March 25, 2012, 12:36:11 am »
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Quote from: Fuelled by freedom on March 25, 2012, 12:24:42 am
I don't understand why anyone would want to own a pit bull.

"Woah, look at the jaws on that thing! I bet it could tear the wheels off a car! Oh, it bit a kid, what a surprise!"
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« Reply #1321 on: March 25, 2012, 04:44:26 am »
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Quote from: Coney 2012 on March 24, 2012, 01:03:30 pm
Since I'm not friends with Mike on the Facebooks, was it veiled racism as usual?
It wore a hoodie, not a veil.
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Quote from: True Federalist on April 28, 2013, 01:25:07 am
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« Reply #1322 on: March 25, 2012, 11:36:19 am »
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Quote from: King on March 25, 2012, 11:32:31 am
So, we are now officially after the deluge?

Landmark moment.
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« Reply #1323 on: March 25, 2012, 02:33:41 pm »
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Quote from: King on March 25, 2012, 11:32:31 am
So, we are now officially after the deluge?

Landmark moment.

Dammit, was about to put that quote in.
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« Reply #1324 on: March 25, 2012, 04:14:43 pm »
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I want to be able to look back 20 years from now and say "Yes, I helped America return to her greatness."

I'll be doing whatever I can to make sure Mitt Romney carries the state of Indiana this November.

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