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Quote from: CaliforniaBeachBoy on July 28, 2011, 05:11:17 pm

« Reply #125 on: July 28, 2011, 06:42:39 pm »

Hate to quote myself, but no one else posted this:

Quote from: The Professor on July 28, 2011, 03:43:28 pm

If I may chime in for a moment, I would just like to say that I support Joe Republic as he has proven himself to be one of my star pupils. When I first took him under my wing, he was wide-eyed and innocent. Now he is a force not to be truffled with.

I guess even Professors like gay porn.

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Quote from: Keystone Phil on July 28, 2011, 04:14:24 pm

« Reply #126 on: July 28, 2011, 08:57:17 pm »

Breaking News: Chris Christie Discovered To Be A Fat; Political Career Over.

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Quote from: Bo on July 28, 2011, 06:42:39 pm

« Reply #127 on: July 28, 2011, 09:18:42 pm »

Hate to quote myself, but no one else posted this:

Quote from: CaliforniaBeachBoy on July 28, 2011, 05:11:17 pm

Quote from: The Professor on July 28, 2011, 03:43:28 pm

I guess even Professors like gay porn.

Because no one thought it was funny........now or then.

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Quote from: Grumpy Gramps on July 28, 2011, 09:18:42 pm

« Reply #128 on: July 28, 2011, 09:34:26 pm »

Quote from: Bo on July 28, 2011, 06:42:39 pm

Hate to quote myself, but no one else posted this:

Quote from: CaliforniaBeachBoy on July 28, 2011, 05:11:17 pm

Quote from: The Professor on July 28, 2011, 03:43:28 pm

I guess even Professors like gay porn.

Because no one thought it was funny........now or then.

Don't feed the troll, Gramps.

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Quote from: Keystone Phil on July 28, 2011, 10:44:34 pm

« Reply #129 on: July 29, 2011, 02:18:49 pm »

Context needed:

Ah, yes, some of my favorite Forum members in a four way battle royale.

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Quote from: t_host1 on July 29, 2011, 02:45:03 pm

« Reply #130 on: July 29, 2011, 02:51:20 pm »

Krazey and BigSkyBoob have found their Holy Spirit.

The other night I was thinking of this thread when these two, Juan Williams of fox news a big Obama defender telling Shepard Smith, another Obama supporter, agreeing that future generations indebtedness for their 401k’s staying solvent was the most important reason why the country must incur trillions more in debt.
Meanwhile, a growing number of SS recipients are making big batches of margaritas, preparing their front row seats, for the price of giving up their checks to watch the Clinton progressive movement and the Obama Marxist assault on America die before their eyes.

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Steve Everett: "Just close friends and family,"

Clint Eastwood's "True Crime", 1999.

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Quote from: Joe Republic on July 29, 2011, 12:31:21 pm

« Reply #131 on: July 29, 2011, 06:10:51 pm »

Context

Couldn't give a Barney Frank, to be honest.

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Quote from: Amoralfag on July 29, 2011, 07:05:18 pm

« Reply #132 on: July 29, 2011, 10:00:36 pm »

Well I had a conversation with an old Vietnam protest song the other day and it wouldn't stop chanting about how Obama is a Communist. Funny how pieces of music change, isn't it?

(I hear Okie From Muskogee voted for Nader!)

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Quote from: 31: A New Bushie on April 30, 2013, 01:33:54 pm

I wouldn't touch the Carnival cruise ships with a 10 foot pole. Too many things have gone wrong in the last ~6 months for me to even consider it anymore.

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Quote from: Dallasfan65 on July 30, 2011, 01:18:23 am

« Reply #133 on: July 30, 2011, 01:29:12 am »

Roch, 'tis a parody thread.

Anyway, I even made a map.

This was more to drive at the point that some of the recent threads on this board have been useless crap.

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Quote from: A Serious King™ on July 30, 2011, 02:12:34 am

« Reply #134 on: July 30, 2011, 03:12:56 am »

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Quote from: Joe Republic on July 30, 2011, 05:07:38 am

« Reply #135 on: July 30, 2011, 05:21:26 am »

This is kind of like that scene in Harry Potter when the Minister of Magic visits the Muggle Prime Minister to inform him that things are seriously awry in the wizarding world. The PM sits there nodding his head and listening, without the faintest idea what he's talking about, and wishing he'd just go away back to his weird kingdom.

Yeah, I know. It's my wife's fault.

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Quote from: Reaganfan on July 30, 2011, 06:02:59 am

« Reply #136 on: July 30, 2011, 08:11:02 am »

Gentlemen, your attention please! A message from our Dean:

A girl at work mentioned my hair sticking up a bit in back, and I said, "Yeah, I have a cowlick." She immediately made a face like "Oh boy" as if I were making an innuendo. She had no idea what a cowlick was. Then, as I tried to explain what it was, she seemed disinterested and a bit bewildered.

Just shows how so many younger girls take things the wrong way.

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Quote from: Representative Wyodon on May 06, 2013, 04:31:05 pm

And you're a fucking asshole. How about you try actually contributing something to a debate at some point, or are you too busy kissing Rick Santorum's ass?

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Quote from: Lief on July 30, 2011, 12:25:11 pm

« Reply #137 on: July 30, 2011, 01:56:54 pm »

Probably don't go to work with your hair looking like you just had sex and then start talking to girls at work about licking things?

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Quote from: A Serious King™ on July 30, 2011, 08:40:42 pm

« Reply #138 on: July 30, 2011, 09:21:38 pm »

Please see the Bible's section on macroeconomics.

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Quote from: bgwah on July 27, 2011, 02:03:19 am

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Quote from: True Federalist on July 26, 2011, 09:54:30 pm

No. I try to pay as little attention to the junk NASA puts to indoctrinate the youth of America to push their parents to be in favor of wasting money on manned spaceflight.

Damn NASA wasting money trying to capture Pikachu!

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The Monroe Doctrine is the coolest law ever! It says "HEY! STAY OUT OF MY YARD AND DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CREAM YA!

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Quote from: A Serious King™ on July 31, 2011, 08:59:09 pm

« Reply #140 on: July 31, 2011, 09:04:56 pm »

Quote from: Eraserhead on July 31, 2011, 08:38:47 pm

Thanks for sharing this story, Teddy. It's really too bad that you're going to be banned soon.

I believe Teddy is protected by the Americans with Disabilities Act, as this is an American server.

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Quote from: Joe Republic on July 31, 2011, 03:32:19 am

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Quote from: Emile Hirsch on July 30, 2011, 09:38:46 pm

Which one is Prince Phillip?

On the far left, in blue.

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Quote from: Ebowed on August 01, 2011, 06:14:36 am

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Quote from: Great Minds Think For Themselves on July 30, 2011, 08:47:47 pm

Uh.. I ment like the company that was founded by Jack Warner. Is Mark Warner related to him?

Yes, and he is also the son of former Sen. John Warner (R-VA), as well as a Muslim.

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Quote from: WalterMitty on July 31, 2011, 05:19:41 pm

« Reply #143 on: August 01, 2011, 10:00:48 am »

dear lord. who is doing all of this banning?

doesnt nathan have tornadoes to track on the doppler radar or something.

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Quote from: Great Minds Think For Themselves on July 31, 2011, 07:21:05 pm

« Reply #144 on: August 01, 2011, 11:17:10 am »

Look at the username of the last person:

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Quote from: Senator Napoleon on July 31, 2011, 06:29:15 pm

No but I support unbanning Rochambeau.

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Quote from: nekipa1279 on June 26, 2012, 03:05:47 pm

Joe Republic is a Fascist Face.

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Quote from: Giovanni on August 01, 2011, 11:15:08 am

« Reply #145 on: August 01, 2011, 11:19:12 am »

On our lack of female posters:

Perhaps we can remedy this by placing images of big black cocks in all of our signatures.

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Quote from: nekipa1279 on June 26, 2012, 03:05:47 pm

Joe Republic is a Fascist Face.

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Quote from: Joe Republic on August 01, 2011, 11:19:12 am

« Reply #146 on: August 01, 2011, 11:53:25 am »

On our lack of female posters:

Quote from: Giovanni on August 01, 2011, 11:15:08 am

Perhaps we can remedy this by placing images of big black cocks in all of our signatures.

Actually, I can think of about 30+ people who would love that who are not females.......

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Quote from: Grumpy Gramps on August 01, 2011, 11:53:25 am

« Reply #147 on: August 01, 2011, 11:54:57 am »

Quote from: Joe Republic on August 01, 2011, 11:19:12 am

On our lack of female posters:

Quote from: Giovanni on August 01, 2011, 11:15:08 am

Perhaps we can remedy this by placing images of big black cocks in all of our signatures.

Actually, I can think of about 30+ people who would love that who are not females.......

Is that 30+ figure including you or not...

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Quote from: bullmoose88 on August 01, 2011, 11:54:57 am

« Reply #148 on: August 01, 2011, 12:18:32 pm »

Quote from: Grumpy Gramps on August 01, 2011, 11:53:25 am

Quote from: Joe Republic on August 01, 2011, 11:19:12 am

On our lack of female posters:

Quote from: Giovanni on August 01, 2011, 11:15:08 am

Perhaps we can remedy this by placing images of big black cocks in all of our signatures.

Actually, I can think of about 30+ people who would love that who are not females.......

Is that 30+ figure including you or not...

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I've already tried faking it. It doesn't work. The app is too smart for that. I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.

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