The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[The Mikado]

Context (very broadly defined) needed:

Spoiler alert: Alyosha is the killer.

lmao

Alyosha kills Dmitri and Ivan marries a bottle of cognac.

Dmitri, chowing down on nuts: "How did it go again?  Gott der Vater, Gott der Sohn... what was the last...urk..."
Alyosha, from behind with a bloody pestle: "Gott der Heilige Geist, brother."

[Joe Republic]

Intellectual jokes suck.  Let's talk about boobs and farts instead.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Intellectual jokes suck.  Let's talk about boobs and farts instead.

And Kenya

[opebo]

Intellectual jokes suck.  Let's talk about boobs and farts instead.

I sharted the other day.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Dreams are obviously super-accurate in predicting political events.

You're telling me that Lt. Gov. Winthrop Rockefeller is actually still dead, not running helicopter tours in Baja while preparing his comeback?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Tory, count yourself lucky no one is proposing what we all know needs to be done.

[© tweed]

Too bad he didn't go full Michael Richards though.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Erectile dysfunction is pretty high up on the list, I suppose.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Had to decide whether to put this in the Institute or the Sulfur Mine:

No way - my preferred ticket would be Palin-Paul.

Edit: Darn, you made me forget this was my 1000th Atlus post and I didn't even use grandeur or make it fun.  I'll make up for that: If the president is reelected he will destroy whats left of this fragile country and announce himself dictator.  Romney will be so weak if elected that he will fold to every democratic desire during the off periods between elections.  They are both globalists and socialists.  We all need to wake up to that.

This is the worst post ever made in the history of the forum. You should feel bad and your parents should be arrested.

[Antonio the Sixth]

It's definitely sulfur material.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

It's definitely sulfur material.

I'll put it in the mine too

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

It's definitely sulfur material.

I'll put it in the mine too

Low-sulfur at best.  I was tempted to quote the posting of this in the sulphur mine into the deluge, but it wasn't that wet either.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

BRTD would masturbate to every page of every copy, then make a book fort out of the used books.

At least he wont have to buy nails.

[Paul Kemp]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=151510.0

[Gustaf]

I was wondering if anyone would fall for it, hah. But I definitely did some worship this morning.

people here have been predicting some massive BRTD shift to lifestyle conservatism since at least 2005.  it is at least possible yet, he isn't 30, but to view it as some sort of inevitability is a crude oversimplification: there is the chance that he simply is what he is.

And for the record, I've never really understood why some were so adamant on that. It's not like there's tons of conservative influence in my social circle or anything.

[Joe Republic]

Truly sorry about your friend, oakvale, but nevertheless:

Fun fact: I know someone who got mugged & stabbed on April Fool's Day, which meant that it took a while before anyone realised it wasn't a joke in poor taste. *facepalm*

What ? He got stabbed for real because it was April Fool's day ?

This is America. We take our April Fool's Day seriously.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I'm sorry, it's Doctor President Ron Paul. Get it right sheeple!

correction; full title:

The Honorable Doctor President Rep. Ron Paul MD, Defender Of The Constitution and Savior of Liberty, Father of the High Priest of the Church of Aqua Buddha

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

From the thread "Did Obama win black Republicans?" in the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election Results board.

Who knows? Where are Black Republicans concentrated, anyways

Cable news networks.

[Keystone Phil]

J.J.'s reasoning never ceases to amaze: his take on why Santorum mentioned the Hessians' role during the Revolutionary War...

Anyone else find it odd that Santorum referred to Hessians in his speech... Really... Hessians?

Lot of Germans in PA.

[© tweed]

J.J.'s reasoning never ceases to amaze: his take on why Santorum mentioned the Hessians' role during the Revolutionary War...

Anyone else find it odd that Santorum referred to Hessians in his speech... Really... Hessians?

Lot of Germans in PA.

just earned a very rare audible chuckle out of Tweed, who never laughs due to clinical depression.

[minionofmidas]

What did Santo say about me and one of my favorite authors (Johann Gottfried Seume, who in his youth was sold by the Hessen-Kasselers to England as a soldier... though he didn't see combat, landing in Halifax in 1782, and anyways wasn't actually a Hessian.)

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Click for context:

A lady's frock and an enormous cod-piece.

[King]

I'm enjoying Al's thread reviews lately.

This is an extraordinarily stupid thread.

This thread is deeply embarrassing on so many levels.

[Pingvin]

A friend of mine thought the Kony rally thing scheduled for 4/20 was about trying to free Kony who was "some kind of political prisoner," even. 

4/20 enslave children everyday.

[opebo]

I'm enjoying Al's thread reviews lately.

This is an extraordinarily stupid thread.

This thread is deeply embarrassing on so many levels.

One wonders if we mere mortals could get away with such comments - I greatly doubt it.  Though it isn't a direct 'personal attack' on a particular poster, it is a 'personal attack' on all who posted in the negatively reviewed threads.  And obviously it is 'trolling'.