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They put it to a vote and they just kept lying
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« Reply #1450 on: April 26, 2012, 04:35:43 PM »



BRTD- the fat behind
The chair- every one else's patience
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« Reply #1451 on: April 27, 2012, 03:19:25 PM »


I don't get it. What's so reprehensible about the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes? Huh
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« Reply #1452 on: April 27, 2012, 03:23:32 PM »


I don't get it. What's so reprehensible about the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes? Huh

Recycled South Park joke dude.
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« Reply #1453 on: April 27, 2012, 03:29:42 PM »


I don't get it. What's so reprehensible about the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes? Huh

Recycled South Park joke dude.

Ah.  I don't watch that show. Tongue
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« Reply #1454 on: April 27, 2012, 06:14:45 PM »

Making up crazy quotes of Allen West is like making up slutty photos of Lindsay Lohan.
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« Reply #1455 on: April 27, 2012, 07:38:40 PM »


I don't get it. What's so reprehensible about the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes? Huh

Recycled South Park joke dude.

Ah.  I don't watch that show. Tongue

Considering what I think of Marlin Brando, that meaning of NAMBLA would actually be worse than the real one.
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« Reply #1456 on: April 28, 2012, 12:12:56 AM »


In return- I will listen to you. I don't shy away from criticism or debate. I have opponents in this campaign- all of whom I respect. I hope this will be a campaign about ideas and about leadership. Likewise- I respect the man I hope to be my predecessor- President Polnut. However... now is the time for leadership. People say the Fantasy board is dying...when I am President let's see if that is the case. You may not agree with me but I am sure you will LOVE to disagree with me- make me the Reagan to your Tip O'Neill as I've tried to be the Gingrich to Polnut's Clinton. The best government is a government where people of differnt ideologies have to come to the table and negotiate their differences-

an inversion of this lets us in on how banal and platitudinous it is.

I won't listen to you.  I will shy away from criticism and debate.  I do not respect, nor to I accept the legitimacy, of my opponents in this race.  I hope this will be a campaign centered on personalities rather than issues.  I do not respect the President, and think he has failed miserably and should resign.  Now is the time for appeasement and a more general chamelonism.  People claim that the Fantasy board is dying, it is, and this trend is irreversible, regardless of my success or failure in this election.  we are doomed and can only hope to go gracefully.  You may not agree with me, but you must act like you do, lest you be repressed and your opinions censored.  obey and do not think.  The best government is a government which I run and is entirely structured to cater to my whims and desires.
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« Reply #1457 on: April 29, 2012, 01:06:58 AM »

firefighters - 46%
fire insurance salesmen - 42%
fire alarm maintenance technicians - 56%
people who've recently been fired - 49%
people whose homes have a fireplace - 41%
people with stereotypically flaming mannerisms - 77%
pyromaniacs - 23% (many will write in Ron Paul)

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« Reply #1458 on: April 29, 2012, 05:39:01 PM »

I keep my account password in the safety deposit box with strict instructions for its disposition stipulated in my Last-Will-and-Testament.  However I need to know - is the account subject to primogeniture or may I leave it to any of my offspring, pets, or the United Negro College Fund?
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« Reply #1459 on: April 29, 2012, 10:37:58 PM »

Congrats, Clarence.  You've reached 2005.  You're catching up.
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« Reply #1460 on: April 29, 2012, 11:02:37 PM »

Going to hell for this.

I can't imagine why FDR would be thinking of people with two good legs.
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« Reply #1461 on: April 29, 2012, 11:17:34 PM »

Going to hell for this.

I can't imagine why FDR would be thinking of people with two good legs.

It was a bit dry, but I'm glad you liked it.
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« Reply #1462 on: April 30, 2012, 12:39:42 AM »

(1) What is your ideological affiliation? What is your partisan affiliation (if any)?

Conservative voter, Thatcherite inclined.

(2) What TV, print and non-print media do you get your news from?

BBC News, Daily Mail and The Guardian. Political Betting and Polling Report.
If I'm looking for news on US politics, then usually the New York Times, the Washington Post and CNN; British news sources on American politics are dreadful.

(3) What is your religious affiliation and how often do you attend services?

Agnostic, I haven't been to Church in at least two years.

(4) Do you own a gun?

Only a toy plastic gun.
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« Reply #1463 on: May 01, 2012, 10:37:13 AM »

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« Reply #1464 on: May 02, 2012, 02:22:38 PM »

Awesome.  Now you'll have more time for moderating.  Smiley

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« Reply #1465 on: May 02, 2012, 02:27:34 PM »

Wait! We can't stop here! It's Naso County!
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« Reply #1466 on: May 02, 2012, 02:53:18 PM »


So appropriate that this is the submission that got us to one hundred pages!
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« Reply #1467 on: May 02, 2012, 02:58:05 PM »


I felt we needed to break the 100 mark with a bang! Tongue
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« Reply #1468 on: May 02, 2012, 09:06:33 PM »

Aaaand banned for impersonating Cincinnatus.

I shall return.
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« Reply #1469 on: May 03, 2012, 02:29:03 PM »

Oddly enough your writing is not the most painful thing on this page...

Incidentally, if you are capable of adopting such a ludicrous affected style, then you are also capable of learning how to write properly...

That's "ludicrous affected style" to you? Goodness gracious. Excuse me.

dawg, u call that talkin white? dafuq r u smokin booiiii? dont go tellin me how to rite rite. I go talk 2 tweed in da way I wanna talk 2 tweed got that?

but when u have the 4c's rich homebois, the young money, but the bois spitting rimes dont get much money. you have mark zukerbuerg and all that kind of s--t. they got all the jobs. they are all the jobs. when life works like that u dont need the homboys, screw hoffa or labor or the congress- they ain't what's needed and they become broke mofos. back in the ldic days they wuld be livininthe burbs, in the hood and then in the projects, now they got no job and they cant learn cloud computin or whatever the latest s--t is.
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« Reply #1470 on: May 03, 2012, 02:31:07 PM »

Oddly enough your writing is not the most painful thing on this page...

Incidentally, if you are capable of adopting such a ludicrous affected style, then you are also capable of learning how to write properly...

That's "ludicrous affected style" to you? Goodness gracious. Excuse me.

dawg, u call that talkin white? dafuq r u smokin booiiii? dont go tellin me how to rite rite. I go talk 2 tweed in da way I wanna talk 2 tweed got that?

but when u have the 4c's rich homebois, the young money, but the bois spitting rimes dont get much money. you have mark zukerbuerg and all that kind of s--t. they got all the jobs. they are all the jobs. when life works like that u dont need the homboys, screw hoffa or labor or the congress- they ain't what's needed and they become broke mofos. back in the ldic days they wuld be livininthe burbs, in the hood and then in the projects, now they got no job and they cant learn cloud computin or whatever the latest s--t is.

You just beat me on this one.
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« Reply #1471 on: May 03, 2012, 03:04:23 PM »

You guys really found that funny? Okay.
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« Reply #1472 on: May 03, 2012, 03:08:05 PM »

You guys really found that funny? Okay.

I'm glad they did. Part of the idea was to have a poor imitation of writing poorly.
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« Reply #1473 on: May 03, 2012, 07:33:17 PM »

But seriously, my writing style seems to be offending people. Really, what am I to do then??

You could start by watching all 5 seasons of The Wire. This will not help you, but it's a great show.
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« Reply #1474 on: May 03, 2012, 07:44:36 PM »

OFFICIAL BLACK MORMON VOTEWATCH 2012

Gladys Knight: Obama
Hipster that Joe Republic Knows: Obama
Thurl Bailey: given he did that prayer thing at the 2008 RNC probably Romney
The black Mormon lady running as a Republican against Matheson: certainly Romney
Yeah Samake: Himself (if/when Traoré allows the election to occur)
Alex Boyé: unknown; it will be his first election as a U.S. citizen though

RESULTS: TOO CLOSE TO CALL

ANALYSIS SUGGESTS THAT BLACK MORMONS ARE A KEY SWING DEMOGRAPHIC THIS YEAR
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