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minionofmidas
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« Reply #1475 on: May 04, 2012, 01:12:17 PM »

Brilliance.
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« Reply #1476 on: May 04, 2012, 01:25:18 PM »

King- my bed is one of the few things I splurge on...I think I made a topic about that a while back. If you spend 1/3 of your life in bed- might as well make it as comfy as possible...another third I spend on my La-Z-Boy so I splurged on a new one when I moved

If you splurge on your La-Z-Boy I suggest putting down a towel beforehand.


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« Reply #1477 on: May 05, 2012, 09:38:48 AM »


But did you tell them about the Update thread?  Have you considering printing it all out, and making a bound copy to give to them for Christmas?

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« Reply #1478 on: May 05, 2012, 11:02:35 AM »

First rule: you don't talk about mormonism
second rule: see first rule
except infraction points in this thread
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« Reply #1479 on: May 05, 2012, 11:28:20 AM »

Hello Hagrid

nice to meet you

some posters here r crazy becuase I am an independent Democrat who supports Rmney for President.
I have  a own election group with a weekly electoral map @ facebook!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/185054414852195/
with a weekly electoral map of mine-very accurate
for the mid-terms in 2010 I had had only 1 State wrong- WA

I think the numbers for OH and Fl r probably very near  to the truth PA is way off. imo

I would ask why your Facebook page has this album full of bizarre pictures of Hillary Clinton, but I suspect that question answers itself.
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« Reply #1480 on: May 05, 2012, 11:49:55 AM »

Oh my god I actually have a mutual friend of his on Facebook......
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« Reply #1481 on: May 05, 2012, 11:55:05 AM »

Oh my god I actually have a mutual friend of his on Facebook......

Yeah, people from here.
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« Reply #1482 on: May 05, 2012, 01:48:49 PM »

Oh my god I actually have a mutual friend of his on Facebook......

Yeah, people from here.

Namely you.
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« Reply #1483 on: May 05, 2012, 08:36:40 PM »

Nooooo I made a typo!
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« Reply #1484 on: May 06, 2012, 09:51:40 AM »

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« Reply #1485 on: May 06, 2012, 01:05:37 PM »

Context:

I read this after reading the article about Chris Christie and Islam.

I didn't think it was possibly for me to hear my brain cells committing suicide.
Wait, King has braincells? Huh
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« Reply #1486 on: May 06, 2012, 02:18:59 PM »

Context:

I read this after reading the article about Chris Christie and Islam.

I didn't think it was possibly for me to hear my brain cells committing suicide.
Wait, King has braincells? Huh

Sometimes I'm not so sure.  Then again, I'm not so sure what my brain cells have to do with a post made by that kid.
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« Reply #1487 on: May 06, 2012, 02:20:27 PM »

He is your brain cells, personified.
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« Reply #1488 on: May 06, 2012, 02:25:02 PM »


Why thank you Smiley
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« Reply #1489 on: May 06, 2012, 02:41:46 PM »

That's not a compliment. This is King we're talking about.
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« Reply #1490 on: May 06, 2012, 03:03:57 PM »


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« Reply #1491 on: May 06, 2012, 04:47:20 PM »

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« Reply #1492 on: May 06, 2012, 06:06:28 PM »

Joe Biden was at a gay couple's house.  He was asked by the couple if he was "comfortable" with their relationship.  He said "absolutely."  How do you possibly extrapolate that

It should have gone something like this...

Q: "Hello, Governor Romney, I'm Jack and this is my partner, Mark.  Are you comfortable with our relationship?"

A: "Mittbot detects issue to be 'homosexual' and 'relationship.'  Your relationship is of no concern.    Data indicates the election is about 'economy.'  Mittbot must only talk of 'economy.'  Homosexuality is not related to 'economy.'  Conversation terminated."

Q: "But governor..."

A: "Apprehension detected.  Loading anecdote for 'gay.'"

Q: "Mitt?"

A:  "I like the movie Hairspray.  Movie studios create jobs.  Hairspray manufacturing creates jobs.  Jobs are good.  Mittbot understands."

Q: "..."

A: "Human anecdote complete. You are welcome. Goodbye."
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« Reply #1493 on: May 06, 2012, 10:56:33 PM »

Morden did a good job here.

(though I as a rule disregard special-case.)

I don't like to disregard anything, but I make an exception for special-case, and would never consider making an exception for a special case.

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« Reply #1494 on: May 07, 2012, 07:06:17 AM »

This "issue" is the filthiest race-baiting I've seen in years, quite frankly.
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« Reply #1495 on: May 07, 2012, 08:19:53 AM »

just imagine being him while reading his posts. 
okay, sure

imagine what it must be like to type those things.
whoa... just, whoa

whether he is 'for real' or not is inconsequential.
slow down man...

fuuuuuuck...

gonna go lay down now, that's enough for one night
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« Reply #1496 on: May 07, 2012, 11:22:02 AM »

I'm not a huge fan of that post (I think it's aged poorly), but I'm glad you enjoyed it these three years later.
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« Reply #1497 on: May 07, 2012, 01:00:46 PM »

a greater sympathy for Tweed and marijuana?
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« Reply #1498 on: May 07, 2012, 01:03:06 PM »

Finding out who Coburn in 2012 actually was added a whole new angle to it.
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« Reply #1499 on: May 07, 2012, 01:22:25 PM »

Context:

At last we have an answer to that omnipresent net question, "Who is Johan Galtung?"

Keeping in mind the source, this is actually really...I mean, this is surprisingly worthwhile. I actually chuckled for a second or two.
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