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« Reply #1500 on: May 05, 2012, 01:48:49 pm »
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Oh my god I actually have a mutual friend of his on Facebook......

Yeah, people from here.

Namely you.
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« Reply #1501 on: May 05, 2012, 08:36:40 pm »
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Nooooo I made a typo!
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« Reply #1502 on: May 06, 2012, 09:51:40 am »
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« Reply #1503 on: May 06, 2012, 01:05:37 pm »
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I read this after reading the article about Chris Christie and Islam.

I didn't think it was possibly for me to hear my brain cells committing suicide.
Wait, King has braincells? Huh
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« Reply #1504 on: May 06, 2012, 02:18:59 pm »
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I read this after reading the article about Chris Christie and Islam.

I didn't think it was possibly for me to hear my brain cells committing suicide.
Wait, King has braincells? Huh

Sometimes I'm not so sure.  Then again, I'm not so sure what my brain cells have to do with a post made by that kid.
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« Reply #1505 on: May 06, 2012, 02:20:27 pm »
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He is your brain cells, personified.
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« Reply #1506 on: May 06, 2012, 02:25:02 pm »
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He is your brain cells, personified.

Why thank you Smiley
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« Reply #1507 on: May 06, 2012, 02:41:46 pm »
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He is your brain cells, personified.

Why thank you Smiley
That's not a compliment. This is King we're talking about.
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« Reply #1508 on: May 06, 2012, 03:03:57 pm »
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He is your brain cells, personified.

Why thank you Smiley

That's not a compliment. This is King we're talking about.

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« Reply #1509 on: May 06, 2012, 04:47:20 pm »
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« Reply #1510 on: May 06, 2012, 06:06:28 pm »
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Joe Biden was at a gay couple's house.  He was asked by the couple if he was "comfortable" with their relationship.  He said "absolutely."  How do you possibly extrapolate that

It should have gone something like this...

Q: "Hello, Governor Romney, I'm Jack and this is my partner, Mark.  Are you comfortable with our relationship?"

A: "Mittbot detects issue to be 'homosexual' and 'relationship.'  Your relationship is of no concern.    Data indicates the election is about 'economy.'  Mittbot must only talk of 'economy.'  Homosexuality is not related to 'economy.'  Conversation terminated."

Q: "But governor..."

A: "Apprehension detected.  Loading anecdote for 'gay.'"

Q: "Mitt?"

A:  "I like the movie Hairspray.  Movie studios create jobs.  Hairspray manufacturing creates jobs.  Jobs are good.  Mittbot understands."

Q: "..."

A: "Human anecdote complete. You are welcome. Goodbye."
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« Reply #1511 on: May 06, 2012, 10:56:33 pm »
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Morden did a good job here.

(though I as a rule disregard special-case.)

I don't like to disregard anything, but I make an exception for special-case, and would never consider making an exception for a special case.

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« Reply #1512 on: May 07, 2012, 07:06:17 am »
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This "issue" is the filthiest race-baiting I've seen in years, quite frankly.
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« Reply #1513 on: May 07, 2012, 08:19:53 am »
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just imagine being him while reading his posts. 
okay, sure

imagine what it must be like to type those things.
whoa... just, whoa

whether he is 'for real' or not is inconsequential.
slow down man...

fuuuuuuck...

think about the use of 'time'.
gonna go lay down now, that's enough for one night
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« Reply #1514 on: May 07, 2012, 11:22:02 am »
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I'm not a huge fan of that post (I think it's aged poorly), but I'm glad you enjoyed it these three years later.
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« Reply #1515 on: May 07, 2012, 01:00:46 pm »
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a greater sympathy for Tweed and marijuana?
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« Reply #1516 on: May 07, 2012, 01:03:06 pm »
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Finding out who Coburn in 2012 actually was added a whole new angle to it.
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« Reply #1517 on: May 07, 2012, 01:22:25 pm »
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Context:

At last we have an answer to that omnipresent net question, "Who is Johan Galtung?"

Keeping in mind the source, this is actually really...I mean, this is surprisingly worthwhile. I actually chuckled for a second or two.
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« Reply #1518 on: May 07, 2012, 01:35:27 pm »
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« Reply #1519 on: May 07, 2012, 02:59:34 pm »
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At last we have an answer to that omnipresent net question, "Who is Johan Galtung?"

Keeping in mind the source, this is actually really...I mean, this is surprisingly worthwhile. I actually chuckled for a second or two.

That is definitely the most worthwhile post he's ever made.
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« Reply #1520 on: May 07, 2012, 03:28:43 pm »
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Since he ran in 2008 without winning a single state, I'd say Utah.
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« Reply #1521 on: May 08, 2012, 07:44:39 pm »
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OK, I looked up their scores, and I would like to change my vote.  I'm happy with my Mao and Stalin votes, but I would like to change my Lenin vote to Breschnev, who apparently did a lot of good works in Afghanistan.  Lenin barely ranks at all.

Kinda made me go 'wat' more than laugh. Tongue
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« Reply #1522 on: May 08, 2012, 07:54:36 pm »
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Dave Leip?

He invented the Atlas, Tweed added the -ia.
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« Reply #1523 on: May 09, 2012, 05:32:25 pm »
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Nah Tongue
Well, it might be too much of a change. Once you go Black, you never go back.
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Again, probably going to hell for this.
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« Reply #1524 on: May 09, 2012, 05:44:27 pm »
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Nah Tongue
Well, it might be too much of a change. Once you go Black, you never go back.
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Again, probably going to hell for this.

I was torn as to whether or not I should post this Tongue
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