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« Reply #1500 on: May 05, 2012, 11:49:55 am »
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Oh my god I actually have a mutual friend of his on Facebook......
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« Reply #1501 on: May 05, 2012, 11:55:05 am »
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Oh my god I actually have a mutual friend of his on Facebook......

Yeah, people from here.
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« Reply #1502 on: May 05, 2012, 01:48:49 pm »
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Oh my god I actually have a mutual friend of his on Facebook......

Yeah, people from here.

Namely you.
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« Reply #1503 on: May 05, 2012, 08:36:40 pm »
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Nooooo I made a typo!
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« Reply #1504 on: May 06, 2012, 09:51:40 am »
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« Reply #1505 on: May 06, 2012, 01:05:37 pm »
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Context:

I read this after reading the article about Chris Christie and Islam.

I didn't think it was possibly for me to hear my brain cells committing suicide.
Wait, King has braincells? Huh
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"The secret to having a rewarding work-life balance is to have no life. Then it's easy to keep things balanced by doing no work." Wally



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« Reply #1506 on: May 06, 2012, 02:18:59 pm »
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I read this after reading the article about Chris Christie and Islam.

I didn't think it was possibly for me to hear my brain cells committing suicide.
Wait, King has braincells? Huh

Sometimes I'm not so sure.  Then again, I'm not so sure what my brain cells have to do with a post made by that kid.
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« Reply #1507 on: May 06, 2012, 02:20:27 pm »
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He is your brain cells, personified.
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"The secret to having a rewarding work-life balance is to have no life. Then it's easy to keep things balanced by doing no work." Wally



"Our party do not have any ideology... Our main aim is to grab power ... Every one is doing so but I say it openly." Keshav Dev Maurya
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« Reply #1508 on: May 06, 2012, 02:25:02 pm »
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He is your brain cells, personified.

Why thank you Smiley
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« Reply #1509 on: May 06, 2012, 02:41:46 pm »
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He is your brain cells, personified.

Why thank you Smiley
That's not a compliment. This is King we're talking about.
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"The secret to having a rewarding work-life balance is to have no life. Then it's easy to keep things balanced by doing no work." Wally



"Our party do not have any ideology... Our main aim is to grab power ... Every one is doing so but I say it openly." Keshav Dev Maurya
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« Reply #1510 on: May 06, 2012, 03:03:57 pm »
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He is your brain cells, personified.

Why thank you Smiley

That's not a compliment. This is King we're talking about.

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« Reply #1511 on: May 06, 2012, 04:47:20 pm »
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« Reply #1512 on: May 06, 2012, 06:06:28 pm »
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Joe Biden was at a gay couple's house.  He was asked by the couple if he was "comfortable" with their relationship.  He said "absolutely."  How do you possibly extrapolate that

It should have gone something like this...

Q: "Hello, Governor Romney, I'm Jack and this is my partner, Mark.  Are you comfortable with our relationship?"

A: "Mittbot detects issue to be 'homosexual' and 'relationship.'  Your relationship is of no concern.    Data indicates the election is about 'economy.'  Mittbot must only talk of 'economy.'  Homosexuality is not related to 'economy.'  Conversation terminated."

Q: "But governor..."

A: "Apprehension detected.  Loading anecdote for 'gay.'"

Q: "Mitt?"

A:  "I like the movie Hairspray.  Movie studios create jobs.  Hairspray manufacturing creates jobs.  Jobs are good.  Mittbot understands."

Q: "..."

A: "Human anecdote complete. You are welcome. Goodbye."
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Seriously, go die in a ditch, anti-semitic scumbag.
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« Reply #1513 on: May 06, 2012, 10:56:33 pm »
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Morden did a good job here.

(though I as a rule disregard special-case.)

I don't like to disregard anything, but I make an exception for special-case, and would never consider making an exception for a special case.

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« Reply #1514 on: May 07, 2012, 07:06:17 am »
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This "issue" is the filthiest race-baiting I've seen in years, quite frankly.
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Because I could count, my nose was big, and I kept my bank account fullish
I told my mom, tears blurring my vision
He said, "Mort, you've loved God since before circumcision"
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« Reply #1515 on: May 07, 2012, 08:19:53 am »
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just imagine being him while reading his posts. 
okay, sure

imagine what it must be like to type those things.
whoa... just, whoa

whether he is 'for real' or not is inconsequential.
slow down man...

fuuuuuuck...

think about the use of 'time'.
gonna go lay down now, that's enough for one night
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« Reply #1516 on: May 07, 2012, 11:22:02 am »
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I'm not a huge fan of that post (I think it's aged poorly), but I'm glad you enjoyed it these three years later.
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(Part of the 2012 Election Throwback Series)
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« Reply #1517 on: May 07, 2012, 01:00:46 pm »
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a greater sympathy for Tweed and marijuana?
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« Reply #1518 on: May 07, 2012, 01:03:06 pm »
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Finding out who Coburn in 2012 actually was added a whole new angle to it.
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« Reply #1519 on: May 07, 2012, 01:22:25 pm »
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At last we have an answer to that omnipresent net question, "Who is Johan Galtung?"

Keeping in mind the source, this is actually really...I mean, this is surprisingly worthwhile. I actually chuckled for a second or two.
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A shameless agrarian collectivist with no respect for private property or individual rights.

His idea of freedom is - it is a bad thing and should be stopped at all costs.

Nathan-land.  As much fun as watching paint dry... literally.
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« Reply #1520 on: May 07, 2012, 01:35:27 pm »
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22:15   ComradeSibboleth   this is all extremely terrible and in all respects absolutely fycking dire.

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« Reply #1521 on: May 07, 2012, 02:59:34 pm »
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At last we have an answer to that omnipresent net question, "Who is Johan Galtung?"

Keeping in mind the source, this is actually really...I mean, this is surprisingly worthwhile. I actually chuckled for a second or two.

That is definitely the most worthwhile post he's ever made.
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« Reply #1522 on: May 07, 2012, 03:28:43 pm »
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Since he ran in 2008 without winning a single state, I'd say Utah.
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« Reply #1523 on: May 08, 2012, 07:44:39 pm »
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OK, I looked up their scores, and I would like to change my vote.  I'm happy with my Mao and Stalin votes, but I would like to change my Lenin vote to Breschnev, who apparently did a lot of good works in Afghanistan.  Lenin barely ranks at all.

Kinda made me go 'wat' more than laugh. Tongue
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« Reply #1524 on: May 08, 2012, 07:54:36 pm »
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Dave Leip?

He invented the Atlas, Tweed added the -ia.
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