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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #1500 on: May 07, 2012, 01:35:27 PM »

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« Reply #1501 on: May 07, 2012, 02:59:34 PM »

Context:

At last we have an answer to that omnipresent net question, "Who is Johan Galtung?"

Keeping in mind the source, this is actually really...I mean, this is surprisingly worthwhile. I actually chuckled for a second or two.

That is definitely the most worthwhile post he's ever made.
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« Reply #1502 on: May 07, 2012, 03:28:43 PM »

Since he ran in 2008 without winning a single state, I'd say Utah.
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« Reply #1503 on: May 08, 2012, 07:44:39 PM »

OK, I looked up their scores, and I would like to change my vote.  I'm happy with my Mao and Stalin votes, but I would like to change my Lenin vote to Breschnev, who apparently did a lot of good works in Afghanistan.  Lenin barely ranks at all.

Kinda made me go 'wat' more than laugh. Tongue
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« Reply #1504 on: May 08, 2012, 07:54:36 PM »

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« Reply #1505 on: May 09, 2012, 05:32:25 PM »


Again, probably going to hell for this.
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« Reply #1506 on: May 09, 2012, 05:44:27 PM »


I was torn as to whether or not I should post this Tongue
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« Reply #1507 on: May 09, 2012, 06:09:21 PM »

I enjoyed this: not original, but well-executed.

Yes, I identify 100% with the communist left.  When Kerry comes to power in a landslide from our rigged and fixed elections you will all be enslaved and forced to turn over all of your money and possessions to us in the name of Soviet American glory.  Then we will force all women to have abortions.  If they're not already pregnant, we'll make them pregnant, and then make them have an abortion.  Religion will be banned and all who practice it will be shot and atheism will be made into the national anti-religion.  Marijuana use will be mandatory and other impoverished countries will be required to send us as many illegal immigrants as possible so we can fill up the nation and have them steal all of your jobs.  Cutting down trees will be punishable by death as will be doing basically anything that doesn't involve sitting around a campfire singing songs of love and happiness.  Actually, campfires will be banned too because they require trees to be killed.  We don't want you to work because we we hate the working class, even though we're also communists who hate big business and rich people.  We hate everyone, especially America and the members of its military.
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« Reply #1508 on: May 09, 2012, 06:18:13 PM »

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« Reply #1509 on: May 09, 2012, 07:22:19 PM »

Naso expresses his pleasure that he can now marry his life-partner:

When I saw this headline I was jumping for joy!
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« Reply #1510 on: May 09, 2012, 07:31:24 PM »

Naso expresses his pleasure that he can now marry his life-partner:

When I saw this headline I was jumping for joy!

Naso supports t3h gay marriagez?
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« Reply #1511 on: May 09, 2012, 07:38:04 PM »

Naso expresses his pleasure that he can now marry his life-partner:

When I saw this headline I was jumping for joy!

Naso supports t3h gay marriagez?

No, he thinks that it's a gift for the GOP that Obama announced such a thing.
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« Reply #1512 on: May 10, 2012, 08:30:12 AM »

Happy Birthday, Oakvale! I know you certainly feel honored to share a birthday with Rick!

You know how do depress the others, Phil.
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« Reply #1513 on: May 10, 2012, 12:16:56 PM »

I come from a country where the election debate moves timeslots due to a cooking show.
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« Reply #1514 on: May 10, 2012, 01:38:21 PM »

Not sure if serious but just in case:

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MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
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« Reply #1515 on: May 10, 2012, 03:35:25 PM »

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« Reply #1516 on: May 10, 2012, 09:45:15 PM »

West is no Grayson, even if some fringe lefties think so. West is a man of the people.
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« Reply #1517 on: May 10, 2012, 11:14:46 PM »

West is no Grayson, even if some fringe lefties think so. West is a man of the people.

This is accurate. War criminals and rabid misogynists and xenophobes are, technically, 'people'.
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« Reply #1518 on: May 11, 2012, 05:28:16 AM »

Politico's strategy for protecting Romney here is to take this thread in the strangest possible direction so that that's all we can now talk about, and not Mitt Romney assaulting a gay guy in high school.

Between Hagrid's pedophilic teacher and Politico's declaration that this story can't be true because the victim didn't die of AIDS, personally I can't wait for Winfield to get here.
brilliant thread all around though i have to say.
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« Reply #1519 on: May 11, 2012, 08:09:25 AM »

Context:

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« Reply #1520 on: May 11, 2012, 12:41:50 PM »

It's fitting, as I've always thought that Great Britain looks like a scheming villain in profile:






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« Reply #1521 on: May 12, 2012, 07:41:42 AM »

dead0man, describing Atlas:

This kind of place attracts a smarter, more "worldly" kind of person.
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« Reply #1522 on: May 12, 2012, 03:43:21 PM »


In Canada they move debates for hockey; in Australia they do it for a cooking show. What about other countries?
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Landslide Lyndon
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« Reply #1523 on: May 12, 2012, 06:56:01 PM »


In Canada they move debates for hockey; in Australia they do it for a cooking show. What about other countries?

Here they might move them for soccer games.
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« Reply #1524 on: May 12, 2012, 07:16:12 PM »

And in America, they move debates for reality TV shows about 16 year olds getting pregnant. Wee!
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