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« Reply #1500 on: May 05, 2012, 08:36:40 pm »
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Nooooo I made a typo!
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« Reply #1502 on: May 06, 2012, 01:05:37 pm »
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I read this after reading the article about Chris Christie and Islam.

I didn't think it was possibly for me to hear my brain cells committing suicide.
Wait, King has braincells? Huh
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« Reply #1503 on: May 06, 2012, 02:18:59 pm »
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I read this after reading the article about Chris Christie and Islam.

I didn't think it was possibly for me to hear my brain cells committing suicide.
Wait, King has braincells? Huh

Sometimes I'm not so sure.  Then again, I'm not so sure what my brain cells have to do with a post made by that kid.
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« Reply #1504 on: May 06, 2012, 02:20:27 pm »
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He is your brain cells, personified.
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« Reply #1505 on: May 06, 2012, 02:25:02 pm »
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He is your brain cells, personified.

Why thank you Smiley
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« Reply #1506 on: May 06, 2012, 02:41:46 pm »
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He is your brain cells, personified.

Why thank you Smiley
That's not a compliment. This is King we're talking about.
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« Reply #1507 on: May 06, 2012, 03:03:57 pm »
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He is your brain cells, personified.

Why thank you Smiley

That's not a compliment. This is King we're talking about.

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« Reply #1508 on: May 06, 2012, 04:47:20 pm »
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« Reply #1509 on: May 06, 2012, 06:06:28 pm »
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Joe Biden was at a gay couple's house.  He was asked by the couple if he was "comfortable" with their relationship.  He said "absolutely."  How do you possibly extrapolate that

It should have gone something like this...

Q: "Hello, Governor Romney, I'm Jack and this is my partner, Mark.  Are you comfortable with our relationship?"

A: "Mittbot detects issue to be 'homosexual' and 'relationship.'  Your relationship is of no concern.    Data indicates the election is about 'economy.'  Mittbot must only talk of 'economy.'  Homosexuality is not related to 'economy.'  Conversation terminated."

Q: "But governor..."

A: "Apprehension detected.  Loading anecdote for 'gay.'"

Q: "Mitt?"

A:  "I like the movie Hairspray.  Movie studios create jobs.  Hairspray manufacturing creates jobs.  Jobs are good.  Mittbot understands."

Q: "..."

A: "Human anecdote complete. You are welcome. Goodbye."
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« Reply #1510 on: May 06, 2012, 10:56:33 pm »
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Morden did a good job here.

(though I as a rule disregard special-case.)

I don't like to disregard anything, but I make an exception for special-case, and would never consider making an exception for a special case.

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« Reply #1511 on: May 07, 2012, 07:06:17 am »
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This "issue" is the filthiest race-baiting I've seen in years, quite frankly.
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Yeah, after four years of being a non-disruptive poster on the forum, never considered a troublemaker, even someone who was liked well enough to be elected Atlasian President, Napoleon should be allowed to stay.


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« Reply #1512 on: May 07, 2012, 08:19:53 am »
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just imagine being him while reading his posts. 
okay, sure

imagine what it must be like to type those things.
whoa... just, whoa

whether he is 'for real' or not is inconsequential.
slow down man...

fuuuuuuck...

think about the use of 'time'.
gonna go lay down now, that's enough for one night
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« Reply #1513 on: May 07, 2012, 11:22:02 am »
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I'm not a huge fan of that post (I think it's aged poorly), but I'm glad you enjoyed it these three years later.
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« Reply #1514 on: May 07, 2012, 01:00:46 pm »
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a greater sympathy for Tweed and marijuana?
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« Reply #1515 on: May 07, 2012, 01:03:06 pm »
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Finding out who Coburn in 2012 actually was added a whole new angle to it.
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« Reply #1516 on: May 07, 2012, 01:22:25 pm »
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At last we have an answer to that omnipresent net question, "Who is Johan Galtung?"

Keeping in mind the source, this is actually really...I mean, this is surprisingly worthwhile. I actually chuckled for a second or two.
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Professor Nathan. A shameless agrarian collectivist with no respect for private property or individual rights. Can you really trust him?

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« Reply #1517 on: May 07, 2012, 01:35:27 pm »
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Our numbers are dwindling. Our words are confused.
Some of them have been twisted by the enemy
until they can no longer be recognized.

Now what is wrong, or false, in what we have said?
Just some parts, or everything?
On whom can we still rely? Are we survivors, cast
away by the current? Will we be left behind,
no longer understanding anyone and being understood by no one?
Must we rely on luck?

This is what you ask. Expect
no answer but your own.


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« Reply #1518 on: May 07, 2012, 02:59:34 pm »
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At last we have an answer to that omnipresent net question, "Who is Johan Galtung?"

Keeping in mind the source, this is actually really...I mean, this is surprisingly worthwhile. I actually chuckled for a second or two.

That is definitely the most worthwhile post he's ever made.
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« Reply #1519 on: May 07, 2012, 03:28:43 pm »
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Since he ran in 2008 without winning a single state, I'd say Utah.
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« Reply #1520 on: May 08, 2012, 07:44:39 pm »
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OK, I looked up their scores, and I would like to change my vote.  I'm happy with my Mao and Stalin votes, but I would like to change my Lenin vote to Breschnev, who apparently did a lot of good works in Afghanistan.  Lenin barely ranks at all.

Kinda made me go 'wat' more than laugh. Tongue
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« Reply #1521 on: May 08, 2012, 07:54:36 pm »
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Dave Leip?

He invented the Atlas, Tweed added the -ia.
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The world is becoming globalized, but cosmopolitanism is being hijacked by the Davos Man. What choice is left besides nationalism? The thought is terrifying, to be honest.

I just hope Trump doesn't turn into some kind of Berlusconi-esque Teflon man.
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« Reply #1522 on: May 09, 2012, 05:32:25 pm »
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Nah Tongue
Well, it might be too much of a change. Once you go Black, you never go back.
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Again, probably going to hell for this.
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« Reply #1523 on: May 09, 2012, 05:44:27 pm »
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Nah Tongue
Well, it might be too much of a change. Once you go Black, you never go back.
-skip-

Again, probably going to hell for this.

I was torn as to whether or not I should post this Tongue
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« Reply #1524 on: May 09, 2012, 06:09:21 pm »
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I enjoyed this: not original, but well-executed.

Yes, I identify 100% with the communist left.  When Kerry comes to power in a landslide from our rigged and fixed elections you will all be enslaved and forced to turn over all of your money and possessions to us in the name of Soviet American glory.  Then we will force all women to have abortions.  If they're not already pregnant, we'll make them pregnant, and then make them have an abortion.  Religion will be banned and all who practice it will be shot and atheism will be made into the national anti-religion.  Marijuana use will be mandatory and other impoverished countries will be required to send us as many illegal immigrants as possible so we can fill up the nation and have them steal all of your jobs.  Cutting down trees will be punishable by death as will be doing basically anything that doesn't involve sitting around a campfire singing songs of love and happiness.  Actually, campfires will be banned too because they require trees to be killed.  We don't want you to work because we we hate the working class, even though we're also communists who hate big business and rich people.  We hate everyone, especially America and the members of its military.
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'cause I am through finding blame
that is the decision that I have made
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