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« Reply #1525 on: May 09, 2012, 05:32:25 pm »
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Nah Tongue
Well, it might be too much of a change. Once you go Black, you never go back.
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Again, probably going to hell for this.
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« Reply #1526 on: May 09, 2012, 05:44:27 pm »
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Well, it might be too much of a change. Once you go Black, you never go back.
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Again, probably going to hell for this.

I was torn as to whether or not I should post this Tongue
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« Reply #1527 on: May 09, 2012, 06:09:21 pm »
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I enjoyed this: not original, but well-executed.

Yes, I identify 100% with the communist left.  When Kerry comes to power in a landslide from our rigged and fixed elections you will all be enslaved and forced to turn over all of your money and possessions to us in the name of Soviet American glory.  Then we will force all women to have abortions.  If they're not already pregnant, we'll make them pregnant, and then make them have an abortion.  Religion will be banned and all who practice it will be shot and atheism will be made into the national anti-religion.  Marijuana use will be mandatory and other impoverished countries will be required to send us as many illegal immigrants as possible so we can fill up the nation and have them steal all of your jobs.  Cutting down trees will be punishable by death as will be doing basically anything that doesn't involve sitting around a campfire singing songs of love and happiness.  Actually, campfires will be banned too because they require trees to be killed.  We don't want you to work because we we hate the working class, even though we're also communists who hate big business and rich people.  We hate everyone, especially America and the members of its military.
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« Reply #1528 on: May 09, 2012, 06:18:13 pm »
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sounds as if this "child genius" wasn't so smart, afterall.


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« Reply #1529 on: May 09, 2012, 07:22:19 pm »
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Naso expresses his pleasure that he can now marry his life-partner:

When I saw this headline I was jumping for joy!
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« Reply #1530 on: May 09, 2012, 07:31:24 pm »
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Naso expresses his pleasure that he can now marry his life-partner:

When I saw this headline I was jumping for joy!

Naso supports t3h gay marriagez?
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« Reply #1531 on: May 09, 2012, 07:38:04 pm »
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Naso expresses his pleasure that he can now marry his life-partner:

When I saw this headline I was jumping for joy!

Naso supports t3h gay marriagez?

No, he thinks that it's a gift for the GOP that Obama announced such a thing.
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« Reply #1532 on: May 10, 2012, 08:30:12 am »
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Happy Birthday, Oakvale! I know you certainly feel honored to share a birthday with Rick!

You know how do depress the others, Phil.
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« Reply #1533 on: May 10, 2012, 12:16:56 pm »
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I come from a country where the election debate moves timeslots due to a cooking show.
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« Reply #1534 on: May 10, 2012, 01:38:21 pm »
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Not sure if serious but just in case:

...but what about the ReLOVEution?

It's spelled R[ƎVO˩]UTION!
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« Reply #1535 on: May 10, 2012, 03:35:25 pm »
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Stick a fork in Romney. He's done.

I hope you're not serious.

I don't know man, this is the 2012 Board.
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« Reply #1536 on: May 10, 2012, 09:45:15 pm »
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West is no Grayson, even if some fringe lefties think so. West is a man of the people.
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« Reply #1537 on: May 10, 2012, 11:14:46 pm »
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West is no Grayson, even if some fringe lefties think so. West is a man of the people.

This is accurate. War criminals and rabid misogynists and xenophobes are, technically, 'people'.
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« Reply #1538 on: May 11, 2012, 05:28:16 am »
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Politico's strategy for protecting Romney here is to take this thread in the strangest possible direction so that that's all we can now talk about, and not Mitt Romney assaulting a gay guy in high school.

Between Hagrid's pedophilic teacher and Politico's declaration that this story can't be true because the victim didn't die of AIDS, personally I can't wait for Winfield to get here.
brilliant thread all around though i have to say.
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That has got to be one of the most retarded proposals I have read on this forum.

Don't worry, I'm sure more will crop up shortly.
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« Reply #1539 on: May 11, 2012, 06:32:42 am »
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I imagine [Al as] some hairy, be-tweeded shut-in, sitting in a pile of old books and constantly chortling over his own drollness.

Hairy, tweed, old books = accurate. Chortling over own drollness = not. The sound is more like an evil cackle, supervillain style.
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« Reply #1540 on: May 11, 2012, 08:09:25 am »
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Bastards, every one.
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« Reply #1541 on: May 11, 2012, 12:41:50 pm »
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It's fitting, as I've always thought that Great Britain looks like a scheming villain in profile:






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« Reply #1542 on: May 12, 2012, 07:41:42 am »
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dead0man, describing Atlas:

This kind of place attracts a smarter, more "worldly" kind of person.
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« Reply #1543 on: May 12, 2012, 03:43:21 pm »
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I come from a country where the election debate moves timeslots due to a cooking show.

In Canada they move debates for hockey; in Australia they do it for a cooking show. What about other countries?
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« Reply #1544 on: May 12, 2012, 06:56:01 pm »
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I come from a country where the election debate moves timeslots due to a cooking show.

In Canada they move debates for hockey; in Australia they do it for a cooking show. What about other countries?

Here they might move them for soccer games.
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« Reply #1545 on: May 12, 2012, 07:16:12 pm »
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And in America, they move debates for reality TV shows about 16 year olds getting pregnant. Wee!
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« Reply #1546 on: May 12, 2012, 07:24:46 pm »
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« Reply #1547 on: May 13, 2012, 06:33:23 am »
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Gee whiz, it isn't possible the best place in the world might be outside of Western Europe or North America...

That's what happens when you're a western and northern country and you're not in the west, neither in the north. No one cares if you exist. And You're probably just a Canada without an awful weather, anyway. Wink
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« Reply #1548 on: May 13, 2012, 08:17:16 am »
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Tm is the least bad but he had plenty of ridiculous moments.

And a hack for Rick, I am not. I'm an enthusiastic supporter and was proven to be right about my candidate being a factor.

Indeed, and some waitresses like to be called "table technicians".
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« Reply #1549 on: May 13, 2012, 09:32:21 am »
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I come from a country where the election debate moves timeslots due to a cooking show.

In Canada they move debates for hockey; in Australia they do it for a cooking show. What about other countries?

Here they might move them for soccer games.

Football and soap operas. We care about Joe the plumber and Mary the plumber's wife.

Gee whiz, it isn't possible the best place in the world might be outside of Western Europe or North America...

That's what happens when you're a western and northern country and you're not in the west, neither in the north. No one cares if you exist. And You're probably just a Canada without an awful weather, anyway. Wink

My Debut! Thanks for the induction. Smiley
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