The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Governor Scott]

Nah

Well, it might be too much of a change. Once you go Black, you never go back.
-skip-

Again, probably going to hell for this.

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

Nah

Well, it might be too much of a change. Once you go Black, you never go back.
-skip-

Again, probably going to hell for this.

I was torn as to whether or not I should post this

[© Tweed the Younger]

I enjoyed this: not original, but well-executed.

Yes, I identify 100% with the communist left.  When Kerry comes to power in a landslide from our rigged and fixed elections you will all be enslaved and forced to turn over all of your money and possessions to us in the name of Soviet American glory.  Then we will force all women to have abortions.  If they're not already pregnant, we'll make them pregnant, and then make them have an abortion.  Religion will be banned and all who practice it will be shot and atheism will be made into the national anti-religion.  Marijuana use will be mandatory and other impoverished countries will be required to send us as many illegal immigrants as possible so we can fill up the nation and have them steal all of your jobs.  Cutting down trees will be punishable by death as will be doing basically anything that doesn't involve sitting around a campfire singing songs of love and happiness.  Actually, campfires will be banned too because they require trees to be killed.  We don't want you to work because we we hate the working class, even though we're also communists who hate big business and rich people.  We hate everyone, especially America and the members of its military.

[Grad Students are the Worst]

sounds as if this "child genius" wasn't so smart, afterall.

[Paul Kemp]

Naso expresses his pleasure that he can now marry his life-partner:

When I saw this headline I was jumping for joy!

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

Naso expresses his pleasure that he can now marry his life-partner:

When I saw this headline I was jumping for joy!

Naso supports t3h gay marriagez?

[Paul Kemp]

Naso expresses his pleasure that he can now marry his life-partner:

When I saw this headline I was jumping for joy!

Naso supports t3h gay marriagez?

No, he thinks that it's a gift for the GOP that Obama announced such a thing.

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

Happy Birthday, Oakvale! I know you certainly feel honored to share a birthday with Rick!

You know how do depress the others, Phil.

[Sibboleth]

I come from a country where the election debate moves timeslots due to a cooking show.

[Paul Kemp]

Not sure if serious but just in case:

...but what about the ReLOVEution?

It's spelled R[ƎVO˩]UTION!

[Proud Lieberal from Northeast]

Stick a fork in Romney. He's done.

I hope you're not serious.

I don't know man, this is the 2012 Board.

[MilesC56]

West is no Grayson, even if some fringe lefties think so. West is a man of the people.

[asexual trans victimologist]

West is no Grayson, even if some fringe lefties think so. West is a man of the people.

This is accurate. War criminals and rabid misogynists and xenophobes are, technically, 'people'.

[white trash heroes]

Politico's strategy for protecting Romney here is to take this thread in the strangest possible direction so that that's all we can now talk about, and not Mitt Romney assaulting a gay guy in high school.

Between Hagrid's pedophilic teacher and Politico's declaration that this story can't be true because the victim didn't die of AIDS, personally I can't wait for Winfield to get here.

brilliant thread all around though i have to say.

[Ѕenator Αverroës]

I imagine [Al as] some hairy, be-tweeded shut-in, sitting in a pile of old books and constantly chortling over his own drollness.

Hairy, tweed, old books = accurate. Chortling over own drollness = not. The sound is more like an evil cackle, supervillain style.

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

Context:

Bastards, every one.

[Joe Republic]

It's fitting, as I've always thought that Great Britain looks like a scheming villain in profile:

[Mr. Morden]

dead0man, describing Atlas:

This kind of place attracts a smarter, more "worldly" kind of person.

[Kuu ülevaade olulisematest]

I come from a country where the election debate moves timeslots due to a cooking show.

In Canada they move debates for hockey; in Australia they do it for a cooking show. What about other countries?

[Landslide Lyndon]

I come from a country where the election debate moves timeslots due to a cooking show.

In Canada they move debates for hockey; in Australia they do it for a cooking show. What about other countries?

Here they might move them for soccer games.

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

And in America, they move debates for reality TV shows about 16 year olds getting pregnant. Wee!

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

Context:

This thread is an unmittigated disaster.

[Formerly Californian Tony]

Gee whiz, it isn't possible the best place in the world might be outside of Western Europe or North America...

That's what happens when you're a western and northern country and you're not in the west, neither in the north. No one cares if you exist. And You're probably just a Canada without an awful weather, anyway.

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

Tm is the least bad but he had plenty of ridiculous moments.

And a hack for Rick, I am not. I'm an enthusiastic supporter and was proven to be right about my candidate being a factor.

Indeed, and some waitresses like to be called "table technicians".

[batmacumba]

I come from a country where the election debate moves timeslots due to a cooking show.

In Canada they move debates for hockey; in Australia they do it for a cooking show. What about other countries?

Here they might move them for soccer games.

Football and soap operas. We care about Joe the plumber and Mary the plumber's wife.

Gee whiz, it isn't possible the best place in the world might be outside of Western Europe or North America...

That's what happens when you're a western and northern country and you're not in the west, neither in the north. No one cares if you exist. And You're probably just a Canada without an awful weather, anyway.

My Debut! Thanks for the induction.