Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
December 18, 2014, 03:58:10 pm
HomePredMockPollEVCalcAFEWIKIHelpLogin Register
News: Atlas Hardware Upgrade complete October 13, 2013.

+  Atlas Forum
|-+  Forum Community
| |-+  Forum Community (Moderators: afleitch, Bacon King, Badger)
| | |-+  The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy
« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 60 61 62 63 64 [65] 66 67 68 69 70 ... 90 Print
Author Topic: The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy  (Read 179152 times)
Paul Kemp
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 6273
United States
View Profile
« Reply #1600 on: May 24, 2012, 04:46:52 pm »
Ignore

Wait, it's a Xerox-run Apple call center?

At least it's not going anywhere as opposed to fly by night operations like Dell.

I will let you in on a little secret.  Jamespol and I have good, hearty laughs when we review the daily update thread.  We talk at least once or twice a week.  Yes, he still reads the forum through this thing called the Guest account and that no one can ban him from.
Logged

Joe Republic
Moderators
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 31068
United States


View Profile
« Reply #1601 on: May 24, 2012, 07:37:41 pm »
Ignore


Logged



Real Americans (and Big Sky Bob) demand to know.


I just slept for 11 hours, so I should need a nap today, but we'll see.
True Federalist
Ernest
Moderators
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 29009
United States


View Profile WWW
« Reply #1602 on: May 24, 2012, 08:50:17 pm »
Ignore

Cop: Sir, step away from the grass.
Westman: I'm not finished!
Cop: What the hell is wrong with you? What did this grass do to you? What if I came to your home and stepped on your grass? People like you disgust me. Now, you'll learn how to respect nature.
Westman: (being handcuffed) FASCISM!
Logged

People find meaning and redemption in the most unusual human connections. — Khaled Hosseini
Paul Kemp
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 6273
United States
View Profile
« Reply #1603 on: May 25, 2012, 09:33:15 am »
Ignore

The thought of a 12-year-old Tweed frankly disturbs me.

But here's the thing: he was 37 at the same time!
Logged

How Erg the Self-Inducting Slew a Paleface
Kalwejt
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 37986


View Profile
« Reply #1604 on: May 25, 2012, 09:55:48 am »
Ignore

Context:

Yeah, I'd rather hide behind the poll...
Logged

It's a good thing to be laughed at. It's better than to be ignored

Harold Macmillan
© tweed
Miamiu1027
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 35857
United States


View Profile
« Reply #1605 on: May 25, 2012, 02:45:40 pm »
Ignore

Don't know the exact age anymore, but before I started massdebating. Probably 10 or so.
Logged

in a mirror, dimly lit
memphis
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 15472


View Profile
« Reply #1606 on: May 25, 2012, 07:35:30 pm »
Ignore

Was probably 6- Helen Foster was the girl's name...she later got into drugs and became involved with SDS

I am jealous of your life.
I'm about 5 years away from having to wear Depends every day...I'll trade with you
Logged

I cannot do anything good under my own power. 
I don't want my women talking to people
oakvale
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 9402
Ireland, Republic of
View Profile
« Reply #1607 on: May 25, 2012, 09:13:55 pm »
Ignore

I cannot believe nearly 30% of you have not so much as kissed a girl. I am shocked and appalled at how a significant portion of you have failed something so easily. This is unacceptable. It's time for some tough love. Look at these chumps

Don't know the exact age anymore, but before I started massdebating. Probably 10 or so.

I was already nearly out of college, I was 23 and just a couple months shy of my 24th birthday.  I've only been kissed maybe 3 or 4 times in my entire life.


The first guy lives on the other side of the world and sets his alarm to real early in the morning so he can get up and watch the Republican primaries to see whether Mitt Romney gets 65% or 70% in Oregon. The second guy is 300 pounds and is basically retarded. If they can kiss a girl, why can't some of you?

I'm one of the nevers, but then again, I'm 14...

I don't care if you are 14 months old, that is no excuse.

Never...and I'll be 20 next week.

That's because you're a blue dog. There is a reason why blue dogs are going extinct and it is because they don't reproduce. It's time to decide if you want to be a liberal or conservative. If you choose the liberal path, you can find a loose hippy girl or something at a concert and easily get some action - even if your face looks like meatloaf. Or you can choose to be conservative and get a conservative girl where the sex will be nothing more than missionary through a bedsheet. Either way, it is still a step up from what you have now.

Never. I'm 19 years old.

Go abroad. You have a British accent so you can pull the exotic angle.

Never; I turn 20 this summer.

I told you like a year ago making maps will NOT help you get girls. Did you listen to me? No, no you did not. This is what we're going to do. You are not going to make maps or do anything of the sort for the time being. Instead, you're going to go to a bar, drink some alcohol and mack on the ladies. For the love of God, do NOT talk about how you discovered errors in the local Connecticut dog catcher race. From now on the only "maps" you should be studying is a map of female anatomy.

I'm seventeen and I've never been kissed.  Not ashamed to admit it. Tongue

What is wrong with Connecticut? Do they not teach you how to kiss in that state?

Next time I see this poll ran, I want "never" under 10%. When 30% of one of my classes are failing, it drags everyone down and reflects bad on all of us.

 
Logged

Lief
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 34860


View Profile
« Reply #1608 on: May 25, 2012, 09:19:22 pm »
Ignore

Logged

Phony Moderate
Obamaisdabest
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 8378
United States


View Profile
« Reply #1609 on: May 25, 2012, 09:24:07 pm »
Ignore

He's won the forum. No post can ever top that.
Logged
© tweed
Miamiu1027
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 35857
United States


View Profile
« Reply #1610 on: May 25, 2012, 09:25:32 pm »
Ignore

I didn't think it was that super-good
Logged

in a mirror, dimly lit
Аverroës Nix
Averroës Nix
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 10360
United States


View Profile
« Reply #1611 on: May 25, 2012, 10:08:49 pm »
Ignore

I told you like a year ago making maps will NOT help you get girls.

Please, this is nonsense. If making maps doesn't help you get girls you're doing it wrong.
Logged

PS: I am using my late mother's Facebook account due to the difficulty of changing identities on Facebook. She has yet to complain.
Bacon King
Moderator
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 16587
United States Minor Outlying Islands


View Profile
« Reply #1612 on: May 25, 2012, 10:27:11 pm »

I told you like a year ago making maps will NOT help you get girls.

Please, this is nonsense. If making maps doesn't help you get girls you're doing it wrong.

I do hope you're not referring to this creepy iPhone map app that I learned about today:

Logged

BK without all the crazy drugs just wouldn't be BK.
Аverroës Nix
Averroës Nix
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 10360
United States


View Profile
« Reply #1613 on: May 25, 2012, 10:40:15 pm »
Ignore

Oh, no, no, no. Homely just needs to find a girl who'll appreciate his cartographic talents. Someone with whom he can pass the evening cuddled up alongside an atlas.

Logged

PS: I am using my late mother's Facebook account due to the difficulty of changing identities on Facebook. She has yet to complain.
Joe Republic
Moderators
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 31068
United States


View Profile
« Reply #1614 on: May 26, 2012, 03:32:29 am »
Ignore

Re: Japanese man cuts off, cooks, and sells his own genitals as meal for ¥100,000

He's Asian, so it obviously wasn't very good value for the money.
Logged



Real Americans (and Big Sky Bob) demand to know.


I just slept for 11 hours, so I should need a nap today, but we'll see.
Gustaf
Moderators
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 26997


Political Matrix
E: 0.39, S: -0.70

View Profile
« Reply #1615 on: May 26, 2012, 04:21:15 am »
Ignore

I told you like a year ago making maps will NOT help you get girls.

Please, this is nonsense. If making maps doesn't help you get girls you're doing it wrong.

The second to last girl I kissed insisted on having a lengthy discussion about the first round results in the French presidential election. I still think maps are to be avoided though.
Logged

This place really has become a cesspool of degenerate whores...

Economic score: +0.9
Social score: -2.61

In MN for fantasy stuff, member of the most recently dissolved centrist party.
Badger
badger
Moderator
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 11092
United States


View Profile
« Reply #1616 on: May 26, 2012, 08:33:21 am »

I didn't think it was that super-good

You are wrong, wrong, wrong.
Logged

Your self-serving slacktivism is propelling America to new heights.
R2D2
20RP12
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 23754
Iceland


Political Matrix
E: -7.74, S: -7.48

View Profile
« Reply #1617 on: May 26, 2012, 08:49:38 am »
Ignore

I didn't think it was that super-good

You are wrong, wrong, wrong.

^^^

I can't believe I wasn't here for the greatest post of all time.
Logged


I'm a teenaged male. Everything is wrong with me.
homelycooking
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 6166
Belize


View Profile
« Reply #1618 on: May 26, 2012, 09:12:09 am »
Ignore

Oh, no, no, no. Homely just needs to find a girl who'll appreciate his cartographic talents. Someone with whom he can pass the evening cuddled up alongside an atlas.



Why the hell is she looking at a topographic map of Cyprus?
« Last Edit: May 26, 2012, 09:13:46 am by Den stygge kjøkken »Logged
How Erg the Self-Inducting Slew a Paleface
Kalwejt
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 37986


View Profile
« Reply #1619 on: May 26, 2012, 11:06:44 am »
Ignore

Seriously, Dave should make TheProfessor an admin.

"Post deleted for 10/10 infraction points

Reason: Liking Mitt Romney will not help you get girls"
Logged

It's a good thing to be laughed at. It's better than to be ignored

Harold Macmillan
Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)
Vazdul
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 4405
United States


View Profile
« Reply #1620 on: May 26, 2012, 12:22:03 pm »
Ignore

Oh, no, no, no. Homely just needs to find a girl who'll appreciate his cartographic talents. Someone with whom he can pass the evening cuddled up alongside an atlas.



Why the hell is she looking at a topographic map of Cyprus?

This is exactly the sort of problem that the Professor is trying to fix. Why the hell are you looking at the map instead of the woman?
Logged

Seriously, it was time to change back to the real avatar.
SJoyce
sjoycefla
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 9064
United States


Political Matrix
E: -3.03, S: -8.96

View Profile
« Reply #1621 on: May 26, 2012, 12:43:34 pm »
Ignore

Oh, no, no, no. Homely just needs to find a girl who'll appreciate his cartographic talents. Someone with whom he can pass the evening cuddled up alongside an atlas.



Why the hell is she looking at a topographic map of Cyprus?

Why the hell does it matter?
Logged

Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Moderators
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 35191
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -7.10, S: -6.09

P P P

View Profile
« Reply #1622 on: May 26, 2012, 12:50:40 pm »
Ignore

Oh, no, no, no. Homely just needs to find a girl who'll appreciate his cartographic talents. Someone with whom he can pass the evening cuddled up alongside an atlas.



Why the hell is she looking at a topographic map of Cyprus?

This is exactly the sort of problem that the Professor is trying to fix. Why the hell are you looking at the map instead of the woman?
Logged
Lief
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 34860


View Profile
« Reply #1623 on: May 27, 2012, 01:12:43 am »
Ignore

This may be the last post of his I have the honor of posting in this thread, if the rumors are true. I hope that one day, when the moderator regime is no more and this forum is free again, you'll be able to return.

A few new ones from this week with friends



Wow.  Where did you find a girl that slim in Ohio?
Logged

Mr. Morden
Moderators
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 20293
United States


View Profile
« Reply #1624 on: May 27, 2012, 03:13:52 am »
Ignore

This may be the last post of his I have the honor of posting in this thread, if the rumors are true. I hope that one day, when the moderator regime is no more and this forum is free again, you'll be able to return.

opebo isn't banned.  Rather, he's in some sort of mod review purgatory, pending Dave fixing the software, or whatever it is he needs to do break opebo out.
Logged

HOG & Blondie: A Tale of Atlas Future

What is your opinion of this thread?

Watch Dave being briefed by the mods.

Being a moderator is basically like one giant party.  Except you're the one ruining the party and everyone hates you.
Pages: 1 ... 60 61 62 63 64 [65] 66 67 68 69 70 ... 90 Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  


Login with username, password and session length

Logout

Powered by SMF 1.1.20 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines