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« Reply #1675 on: June 07, 2012, 01:48:30 am »
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Strictly speaking Latin is not a dead language. It has merely developed into different daughter languages (e.g. French, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese ...).
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« Reply #1676 on: June 07, 2012, 02:33:44 am »
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After discovering it was on Netflix Watch Instantly, I decided to try watching it last night to see how far I could make it into an episode. I made it only 8 minutes. It was the most repetitive mind-numbing nonsense I've ever seen. What's with Dora talking to the viewer and asking us to say things and all that? And you can stop Swiper just by saying "Swiper no swiping"? What the hell? Then the introduction to the map which was a song that was basically just him singing "I'm a map!" over and over. This is seriously the dumbest and most pointless show EVER. Horrible Cartoon.
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« Reply #1677 on: June 07, 2012, 11:22:48 am »
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You realize this is a show for children, right?
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« Reply #1678 on: June 07, 2012, 05:48:37 pm »
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You realize this is a show for children, right?

Are you suggesting BRTD is not a child?
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« Reply #1679 on: June 08, 2012, 01:26:31 pm »
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Hilarious in Hindsight?

BRTD and opebo have been around forver and can get away with anything. Same with jmfascist.
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« Reply #1680 on: June 08, 2012, 01:57:35 pm »
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Hilarious in Hindsight?

BRTD and opebo have been around forver and can get away with anything. Same with jmfascist.

Sad
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« Reply #1681 on: June 08, 2012, 05:34:40 pm »
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Hilarious in Hindsight?

BRTD and opebo have been around forver and can get away with anything. Same with jmfascist.

Quoting yourself is bad. Period.
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« Reply #1682 on: June 08, 2012, 06:03:59 pm »
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One thing I notice is that almost all the Democrats that I meet, don't really fit into the Democratic base at all.

We've noticed that, too.
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« Reply #1683 on: June 08, 2012, 09:19:09 pm »
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I, Keystone Phil, do solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of Vice President of Atlasia and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.


Congrats. Smiley

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« Reply #1684 on: June 09, 2012, 07:08:27 am »
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I, Keystone Phil, do solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of Vice President of Atlasia and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.


Congrats. Smiley


I don't understand why this is here. Is it meant to be a preview of the iconic Winfield Series?
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The entire country is pretty much Republican.
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« Reply #1685 on: June 10, 2012, 08:33:15 am »
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I, Keystone Phil, do solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of Vice President of Atlasia and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.


Congrats. Smiley


I don't understand why this is here. Is it meant to be a preview of the iconic Winfield Series?

It made me chuckle, and yes.
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« Reply #1686 on: June 11, 2012, 03:18:09 pm »
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« Reply #1687 on: June 11, 2012, 07:55:19 pm »
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I prefer this without context:

I'm not sure, but I guess we'll see. He might have brain damage or something after this. He might also be an asshole.
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« Reply #1688 on: June 11, 2012, 10:05:27 pm »
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Into today's depressed economy, this may be the only meal the guest has that day.
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« Reply #1689 on: June 11, 2012, 11:20:10 pm »
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"Wow! The 2012 campaign is so interesting right now! So much of consequence happening!" - No one
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Yeah, after four years of being a non-disruptive poster on the forum, never considered a troublemaker, even someone who was liked well enough to be elected Atlasian President, Napoleon should be allowed to stay.


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« Reply #1690 on: June 11, 2012, 11:49:48 pm »
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$20.00 says it will beat OWN in the ratings.
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« Reply #1691 on: June 12, 2012, 11:57:44 am »
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BushOK might be called up to star in an Obama ad. "Some say the economy isn't doing well. Some say they can't find a job. Hogwash! I've been able to find a job basically every other month even after being fired countless times!"
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« Reply #1692 on: June 14, 2012, 11:55:36 pm »
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JUNK POLL BUT THAT WISCONSIN RASMUSSEN ONE SURE SEEMS LEGIT TO ME

'Seems legit' is, to be quite honest, one of my favorite bits of Internet jargon ever. True story.
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« Reply #1693 on: June 15, 2012, 12:12:59 pm »
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'Seems legit' is, to be quite honest, one of my favorite bits of Internet jargon ever. True story.
Seems legit.
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« Reply #1694 on: June 17, 2012, 02:03:28 am »
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Here's what you do. Open your phone, find her number, text her the following:

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u + me = over

Then block her number, delete her from Facebook, and avoid her for the rest of your life.

Then, for girl #2, invite her over or go somewhere private, hang out like you usually do, and when the moment feels right, go for the kiss. If she kisses you back, congratulations! If she doesn't, do one of the following:

1) Run away, block her phone number, delete her from Facebook, and avoid her for the rest of your life.
2) Laugh confidently, change the subject, never talk about it again.

Follow my advice, TO THE T, and you will achieve your goals and find happiness.
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« Reply #1695 on: June 17, 2012, 03:05:56 am »
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Shouldn't some results be in by now?  It's past 2 in the morning in Greece. 

The election is tomorrow.

Oh.  Lol sorry I'd assumed it would be today (since they normally vote on Sunday in Europe).

They do. Today is Saturday.
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« Reply #1696 on: June 17, 2012, 11:07:49 am »
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Everytime I start an advice thread, something from Lief always ends up in the Institute Tongue

Probably because it's Lief.
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« Reply #1697 on: June 17, 2012, 04:04:31 pm »
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Now I am really upset. 

Lady GaGa is backing Obama.

Now Romney loses the vote of every American who wears purple wigs and wears twelve inch stilettos.

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« Reply #1698 on: June 17, 2012, 09:24:30 pm »
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Reminds me of Bush Senior being impressed with the check-out counter scanners back in ancient times.  Men who have never had to buy anything for themselves.

That's an urban myth.

So?
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Yeah, after four years of being a non-disruptive poster on the forum, never considered a troublemaker, even someone who was liked well enough to be elected Atlasian President, Napoleon should be allowed to stay.


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« Reply #1699 on: June 17, 2012, 09:34:54 pm »
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That could go in the Good Post gallery too. It's an astute point.
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