The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[a Person]

Sept 11

Austria vs. Germany

We are going to destroy them so badly it's not even funny anymore. 5-1 for Austria.

[Governor Scott]

Ask if he wants a job.

[Tender Branson]

Will he look for a BMW at a souvenir shop?

[shua]

The Mideast Gubernatorial: ZuWo v Tmth?

Left: Governor ZuWo (W-KY) announcing his re-election bid
Right: former Vice President Tmthforu94 (MCPR-IN) announcing formation of an exploratory committee

[Big Wiggly Style]

What if both candidates were caught cheating on their spouses...

with each other

[Senator Napoleon]

Why would people fret over this ppp poll when the far superior pollster Marquette already released a poll recently?

"The far superior pollster Marquette" also showed this:

45% Baldwin, 36% Hovde

What exactly is the logic in accepting half of the poll from the far superior pollster Marquette, but not the other half?

Surely if Hovde can come back against a statewide champion like Thompson he can also easily do so against a Dane county extremist.

[King]

Naso is obviously slumming it, but I'll give him points here anyway:

To be honest, the Beach Boys never did much for me. That's saying something, considering I am America.

[Big Wiggly Style]

I pinned down a kid in school and forcibly cut his hair because he looked gay.

[asexual trans victimologist]

The real question is why you're eating Mexican food in Amherst.

[Governor Scott]

No, but my best friend knows about BRTD.

Explain.

'Nathan, why do you know what emoviolence is?'
'I'm not entirely clear on what it is but I know that it's a thing because there's a guy on my political forum who's into some of that kind of niche music. Interesting guy. He's a left-wing charismatic Christian from the Midwest.'
'Huh. Hey, can you hand me that trowel?'

[Joe Republic]

On Tim Pawlenty:

I'm sure he'll make an electrifying Secretary of Agriculture though.

[Big Wiggly Style]

Context:

Thought this needed a change in name.

[Senator Kalwejt]

You met at an airport? That's super creepy. I tend to meet people from forums at rest stop bathrooms.

Guys, I think Andrew has multiple personality disorder and one of them is Larry Craig.

[Senator Kalwejt]

And Kal....dark socks and shorts?  Printing on a collared shirt?  What are you, European or something?

[Big Wiggly Style]

I don't think he was trying to be funny, but I laughed regardless:

Should be mandatory for newborn babes, as it lessens the odds of receiving or transferring an STD.

No. Keep the government's hands off of people's penises.

[Senator Kalwejt]

I don't think he was trying to be funny, but I laughed regardless:

Should be mandatory for newborn babes, as it lessens the odds of receiving or transferring an STD.

No. Keep the government's hands off of people's penises.

I wanted to post it first!

[Big Wiggly Style]

I don't think he was trying to be funny, but I laughed regardless:

Should be mandatory for newborn babes, as it lessens the odds of receiving or transferring an STD.

No. Keep the government's hands off of people's penises.

I wanted to post it first!

[Emperor SJoyce]

Nay, today is not your day bloodthirsty hounds.

Made me laugh. Apparently today isn't my day.

[Big Wiggly Style]

I like Weiner, and I'd be excited to see him rise again. Thrusting back into politics could help repair his image. However, if he were to run for mayor, he may face a stiff challenge from other local politicians. Winning, depending on his opponent, could be a hard job.

[Big Wiggly Style]

BRTD is just learning new fascinating things about the world.

[Ѕenator Αverroës]

uninformed anti Romney trollish balderdash

[asexual trans victimologist]

It's my humble belief that this also belongs in the Good Post Gallery, but I don't want to trust in my own righteousness on that issue regarding it.

Would anyone be opposed to returning Arizona to Mexico?

Yes. They're called "the Mexicans".

The Chichano nationalist would have a field day with this one

We are, of course, assuming a scenario where the Outer Phoenix Metro Whites* stay in place. Evidently, their deportation back to their points of last non-Arizonan origin would change everything.

*and Payson, Lake Havasu, Prescott etc pp. The rural Mormons may be voring for similar people but I suppose they could be allowed to stay. Heck, deport the rich hippies in Flagstaff and Sedona too while you're at it.

[Јas]

No.

Care to elaborate?

Hell no!

[MilesC56]

'Gave me a  laugh.

Of course. There are still a handful of counties in eastern VA where Obama ran noticeably ahead of their Democratic average. I call them Fairfax, Loudoun, and Prince William.

But what are their real names?

[Communists For McCain]

Referring to the Dark Knight Rises shooting:

Does anyone know what the motive was here?

Some men just want to see the world burn.