The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Governor Scott]

1922:

So is adultery legal in Ireland?

Nay, laddie.  Michael Collins'll be stringin' ye up fer that offense.  B'gosh, me neighbor Tim Flannigan's best girl was burned alive as a witch last week, that she was!  Eire's a queer land, that she is begorra.

Ireland sounds so barbaric.  And this is the 20th century?

It's funny, because that's sort of how an IRC conversation went.

[Governor Scott]

tl;dr

Just **** him already.

Why on earth would I want to do that?

You prefer the converse?

Uh, yeah. It's not like I prefer to think about masturbating and inserting a sharpie into my rear whilst watching a gay twinkie pornographic film.

[Simfan34]

There are about five ways that could be funny. But, dude, I came out months ago!

[For Oklahoma]

Ramadan: the REAL hunger games.

[Simfan34]

B for 11, D for 16.

However A and C for 11 and A and B for 16 would not be incorrect.

Hey, could you give us insights into Chinese politics?

Are you interested in Chinese Politics? I am interested in fishing.

[Governor Scott]

B for 11, D for 16.

However A and C for 11 and A and B for 16 would not be incorrect.

Hey, could you give us insights into Chinese politics?

Are you interested in Chinese Politics? I am interested in fishing.

I was just about to post this.

[IDS Legislator Alfred F. Jones]

I'm not even sure what that was supposed to be.

[Simfan34]

I'm not even sure what that was supposed to be.

It might be an honest statement, a subtle or unsubtle diversion, or something else entirely.

[Vasall des Midas]

I'm not even sure what that was supposed to be.

It might be an honest statement, a (...) diversion, or...

Both. And quite well done.

[For Oklahoma]

In the next chapter of the BushOk Tales, our friend from Oklahoma finds out his great, great grandfather was a Muslim. As a result, BushOK begins to make his hajj to Mecca.

[Governor Scott]

Well for obvious reasons they don't care for blanket primaries.

See context.

[Vote UKIP!]

Not my cup of camomile (to put it mildly), but I suppose it does function as a comparatively effective pensions programme for well-known character actors.

[opebo]

Not my cup of camomile (to put it mildly), but I suppose it does function as a comparatively effective pensions programme for well-known character actors.

Dammne, someone deleted the original thread?  Now we'll never know the context.

[Joe Republic]

Not my cup of camomile (to put it mildly), but I suppose it does function as a comparatively effective pensions programme for well-known character actors.

Dammne, someone deleted the original thread?  Now we'll never know the context.

No, Sanders just screwed up the quote coding.

[True Federalist]

I know I shouldn't post this here, since jmfcst has learned that The Nym Strikes Back, but ...

Her sexuality is irrelevant. Her achievement as the first American and third overall woman in space is very relevant.

Rest in Peace.

Her sexuality is relevant. We can be heroes too.

People like you are such an inspiration to a new generation.  Congrats on being a lesbian.

Oh jmfcst. Sometimes...just sometimes I miss you.

There's that term...again. 

I take it the meme is sexually erotic in nature and is only understood in the context of this forum, for when I google it, 99% of the links point back to threads on this forum regarding homosexuality or African-American women...

...which makes me wonder why it is being applied to me, for I certainly don’t plan on becoming anyone’s bitch anytime soon.

[Governor Scott]

i'm gay

An odd place to come out, but congrats dude.

Edit: Just found out you are in fact bi, coulda sworn you were striaght

[opebo]

Curl Up And Die

[For Oklahoma]

i'm gay

An odd place to come out, but congrats dude.

Edit: Just found out you are in fact bi, coulda sworn you were striaght

This is the greatest post of all time.

[For Oklahoma]

Originally thought this was a v0031 thread.

[For Oklahoma]

FallenMorgan should be paid by the Israeli government, given that he has likely contributed to making neutral observers more pro-Israeli with his antics as of late.

[For Oklahoma]

Hi, Stephen, welcome to the forum!  If you want a more metaphorical gut punching experience, I'd recommend reading the 2012 board.  I'd also recommend you PM forum regular Keystone Phil if you're looking for someone in Eastern Pennsylvania to punch you in the gut.  Enjoy your stay! 

Sincerely,

The Mikado

[Joe Republic]

Oooh, maybe he'll meet with Lech Walesa and accidentally start attacking unions.

Maybe when he goes to Israel he'll ask Netanyahu to tear down the Western Wall.

[MilesC56]

If, you care to participate… in general terms
What was your portion “payment” prior to 2010 Obama Care? 2009’s premiums.
Co-pays; Doctor‘s and drugs.
Coverage’s – did you choose?
What is your payment for 2012? In general terms, where there any changes in co-pays & coverage’s?
The government says you over paid by 2% for the insurance fiscal year; does it add up?
No details; did you get the benefit of services greater than what you and the employer paid in premiums?
Are you participating in a medical savings account?
CareFirst, is that a state/ federal (Obama Care) subsidized nonprofit group or a privately held/investor based company? The letter looks like a standard letter with rate of overpayment being the only variable.
No, I’m not in the insurance business. Depending on your input, curious how this shakes out; if a pool of money has a net at the end of a cycle and, it must return, well… if the next year cycle has a (-) you’ll pay the difference, no later than August 1, correct?

What language is this?

The same one that ObamaCare is written in... Why?

[shua]

If I boycotted every business where I disagreed with the political views of those in charge, I might have to kill for my own food.

I really don't care what businesses think, short of "Hey, let's overthrow the republic."

I take it you don't eat at either Burger King or Dairy Queen then.

[Lief]

Ernest is really a master at jokes like that. Well done.