The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[So the Heroes Fall]

Stupid, but I laughed anyway:

Clint Eastwood's chair, which will have a conversation with an invisible Clint Eastwood.

[Grumps]

So you're living in Layton now? This is crazy - I literally have a brother who lives in Layton. I'll be sure to warn them of your arrival.

One more fat guy bevy-ing up to the food-bar at the Ryan's steak-house more or less isn't going to make any difference.

[Sibboleth]

- James Delingpole, climate change denying right-wing journalist, standing as an Independent campaigning against wind farms.  I'm not sure I see the point of the OMRLP candidacy any more.

[Keystone Phil]

Throw money at the problem, like he always has.

Crush Obama in the debates. Or at least try to.

Even better, throw money at "the problem" during the debates. I could easily see Mitt getting all flustered and then proceed to pull out $100 bills, fold them into paper airplanes and toss them at the President.

[後援会]

Roscoe Bartlett has a PhD from the University of Maryland...

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Bartlett actually founded the University of Maryland.

[A cowboy always follows his beard]

Very good speech.

I stumbled upon it.  I'd been watching Monster's Ball on IFC.  Excellent sex scenes between Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Barry.  During a commercial I switched it to channel 27, CNN, and I saw a montage of Bill Clinton moments.  I realized that he was about to speak.  On the one hand, I thought, "Aw, man.  If I start watching this now, I'm gonna be sucked in for at least an hour.  If there's one thing Clinton is known for, it's looooong speeches."  On the other hand, I thought, "Well, if there's a second thing he's known for, it's good speeches."  So I got myself a stiff drink, sat in the recliner, and watched it.  In toto.  Well, except the two times I needed to pee.  Yes, it was that long.  I peed twice.

Nevertheless, it was a damned good speech.  Humorous yet serious.  He has such an endearing hillbilly act, even as he has a command of facts and figures.  If anyone actually watches this stuff, I have to imagine that they're questioning the Romney vision by now.  It was powerful stuff.

Overall, I'll have to give it a 10.

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

Context:

I'm just kind of surprised Mitt Romney of all people could elicit such a strong reaction from anyone.

[asexual trans victimologist]

AmericanNation is secretly Joe Pesci.

[True Federalist]

I like the Bain line.  Might give you the biggest profits but it's no way to run a country. 

Yes, that was a good line. I only wonder where Biden stole it from.

[Grumps]

Context necessary

It arouses us sexually to do so.

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

There is something horribly wrong with an education system which leds people to think this, its the equivalent of 50% of americans coming out of maths thinking 2+2=5.

[A cowboy always follows his beard]

Evolution is a total scam. Everyone knows that a Pikachu with a held light ball is far more effective than a equally-leveled Raichu with equal EV and IVs. It's just another cheap marketing ploy from the sagging evolution stone industry.

Raichu's base stats are higher though...

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

Evolution is a total scam. Everyone knows that a Pikachu with a held light ball is far more effective than a equally-leveled Raichu with equal EV and IVs. It's just another cheap marketing ploy from the sagging evolution stone industry.

Raichu's base stats are higher though...

omFG

[A cowboy always follows his beard]

It got better:

Evolution is a total scam. Everyone knows that a Pikachu with a held light ball is far more effective than a equally-leveled Raichu with equal EV and IVs. It's just another cheap marketing ploy from the sagging evolution stone industry.

Raichu's base stats are higher though...

Alright, whatever Lt. Surge. Yeah, maybe without held items, but with max EVs, Pikachu becomes the dominant electric type in the UU tier of the competitive Pokemon battling scene. A Pikachu with a held light ball even hits harder than a Raichu holding a zap plate. Stop shilling for the big evolution stone corporations. It's all a scam, man.

[後援会]

It got better:

[Governor Scott]

http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=158816

Haha.  Oh, Bacon King.

[Lief]

where did a lower class guy like your learn a double Windsor?

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

It got better:

What a great gif

[SPC]

If Mod edits are eligible, then I think this applies:

After the successful DNC - probably the most successful party convention in 50 years - everyone I know who was on the fence is supporting our President because they believe in moving forward, not back.


Friendly Mod Edit: It's really cool that you're super excited about the DNC, but it'd probably be a good idea to calm down the hyperbole a bit. Also, just some advice, it's probably not a good idea to use so many campaign speech platitudes when you post here because most people probably aren't going to take you seriously. Nothing personal, of course, just offering some constructive criticism.

If that really is more of your thing, though, I'd suggest creating your own homemade Obama ads and uploading them to Youtube. Maybe give them a misleading title like "YOU WON'T BELIEVE JUSTIN BIEBER DID THIS ON STAGE" to ensure a wider (and more impressionable) viewing audience. Not saying you should, of course, just brainstorming here with ya. If you do, feel free to send me a PM and I'd love to assist! Also, congrats on the thousand posts.

-BK

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

If Mod edits are eligible, then I think this applies:

After the successful DNC - probably the most successful party convention in 50 years - everyone I know who was on the fence is supporting our President because they believe in moving forward, not back.


Friendly Mod Edit: It's really cool that you're super excited about the DNC, but it'd probably be a good idea to calm down the hyperbole a bit. Also, just some advice, it's probably not a good idea to use so many campaign speech platitudes when you post here because most people probably aren't going to take you seriously. Nothing personal, of course, just offering some constructive criticism.

If that really is more of your thing, though, I'd suggest creating your own homemade Obama ads and uploading them to Youtube. Maybe give them a misleading title like "YOU WON'T BELIEVE JUSTIN BIEBER DID THIS ON STAGE" to ensure a wider (and more impressionable) viewing audience. Not saying you should, of course, just brainstorming here with ya. If you do, feel free to send me a PM and I'd love to assist! Also, congrats on the thousand posts.

-BK

BK really is one of my top 15 favourite posters on this site

[Simfan34]

This is the most tragic thing to happen in Verona since those two star-crossed lovers killed themselves in a tragic misunderstanding.

Also, favourite? You've joined the honourable side, Jake!

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

This is the most tragic thing to happen in Verona since those two star-crossed lovers killed themselves in a tragic misunderstanding.

Also, favourite? You've joined the honourable side, Jake!

I've always used the Anglican spelling of words!

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

I'm not sure they'll show up, because whenever I try to put a picture on here, it shows up with a broken link symbol.  But I'll try:

Dude the reason they're showing up as broken is because the links you are posting are from pictures on your computer and thus are only visible by you. You have to use a url from a website. Like this:

Jenny:



Lynn:



My vote is for the human.

[asexual trans victimologist]

This is the most tragic thing to happen in Verona since those two star-crossed lovers killed themselves in a tragic misunderstanding.

Also, favourite? You've joined the honourable side, Jake!

I've always used the Anglican spelling of words!

Fun fact: I consistently use British spellings except in my academic work and on this forum.

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

This is the most tragic thing to happen in Verona since those two star-crossed lovers killed themselves in a tragic misunderstanding.

Also, favourite? You've joined the honourable side, Jake!

I've always used the Anglican spelling of words!

Fun fact: I consistently use British spellings except in my academic work and on this forum.

I use them in my academic work and have never been confronted for it.