The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Paul Kemp]

I ran his positions through the questionaire and got:

E -7.23
S 1.39

[Keystone Phil]

Note: before you say that someone is stupid, don't look stupid yourself...

The rest of the country however is done with no nothing uber religious hyper partisan types.

[tmthforu94]

Poll Lucifer... might as well now.

Already done on a regular basis

[King]

I think its wrong to attack Marcus Bachmann for being a closeted gay man married to a woman.  Its not okay to make fun of effeminate men with supposedly gay tendencies.
If he wants to live his life as a straight man, then that should be his choice.

[Keystone Phil]

From the Bizarre-o Files...

Also, in a race between Matheson and Chaffetz, Matheson may end up being perceived as the most pro-Utah candidate. 

[King]

I can tell you first hand, there is a silent but angry white male vote out there

[Napoleon]

Jay Glazer reports the story is garbage.

Thank God.

Congrats Phil.

[Torie]

I can tell you first hand, there is a silent but angry white male vote out there

How many angry white males are silent is what I want to know? I mean, is CARL silent?  If not he, who?

[Landslide Lyndon]

I can tell you first hand, there is a silent but angry white male vote out there

How many angry white males are silent is what I want to know? I mean, is CARL silent?

When he takes his medication.

[King]

I can tell you first hand, there is a silent but angry white male vote out there

How many angry white males are silent is what I want to know? I mean, is CARL silent?

When he takes his medication.

CARL realized a long time ago that the medication prescribed to him by his doctor was an attempt by Medicare to silence him.

[Ban my account ffs!]

I can tell you first hand, there is a silent but angry white male vote out there

How many angry white males are silent is what I want to know? I mean, is CARL silent?

When he takes his medication.

CARL realized a long time ago that the medication prescribed to him by his doctor was an attempt by Medicare to silence him.

And he was exactly correct in that assessment.  Unfortunately, it is also good for him.

[The Mikado]

Hi all,

I don't know about you, dazzleman, but I'm pretty tired of playing this game.

BRTD, Al: none of the other members besides the four of us actually exist.  Well, besides Dave of course but he barely counts.  I cannot honestly remember when this whole scheme actually began.  We just thought the two of you were such interesting people that it would be fun to create a whole string of posters for which you could interact.  I believe dazzle started it first with his "gay Brit self" in Peter and I later created afleitch.  It wasn't until later that we settled into our dazzleman and JSojourner personas as personal accounts, although we both now speak exclusively through our socks for obvious reasons.

It still amazes me how out of hand it has gotten. The early creations were more about conflict between our puppets, but now it's become a game of pure knockoffs with some more obvious than others.  You will find for every Coke product I made that dazzleman tried his hand at a Pepsi or vice versa.  We've both had our share of flops, too.  I suppose we made it too obvious over the past few years.  Why do you think things such as BushOK fandom and Mike Naso fandom rarely overlapped positively between the two character groups?  Socks protect each other and we fought.

Some notable examples:
(JS) = (DM)
aflietch and jmfcst (a classic old conflict attempt)
Bandit and CARLHAYDEN (more of a knockoff like the modern versions)
BushOK and Mike Naso
WalterMitty and opebo
Coburnin2012 and HoffmanJohn
pbrower and krazen
Flyers (retired and replaced with a broader, more straight man character in Lief) and Keystone Phil
Teddy and Rochambeau
Feeblepizza and GusChiggins
King and Joe Republic
Libertas and wormyguy
The Mikado and Gully Foyle
"Mr. Morden" (I was struggling for names) and Mr. Moderate
jfern and Sam Spade
TommyC1730 (flop) and GPORTER
Kalwejt and v0031
Xahar and benconstine
Gramps and Torie
Winston Disraeli and Mint
ConKiller and LBJ Revivalist
etc.
etc.
etc.

Sincerest apologies to the both of you for such a grand web of lies,

JSojourner

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

So the only real people on the forum are Al, Dazzelman, JSJ, BRTD and Dave? What about me? Why was that thread locked anyway?

[King]

So the only real people on the forum are Al, Dazzelman, JSJ, BRTD and Dave? What about me?

Very cute, dazzle.  It's over man.

I think BRTD, Al, and Dave would agree that Obamaisdabest is better of the two BTW.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

What about that guy who needs help learning English?

[bullmoose88]

I am still 100% genuine.  Awesome.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

What about that guy who needs help learning English?

My best sock ever I'd say.

[Bacon King]

I was dazzleman's attempt to make a better King.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Just because you go by the name "Smash" on the Atlas Forum, it doesn't mean you should take that to heart while on the road

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Curse you, Px... I was gonna post that!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context needed

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Your nonviolent protests are admirable, Rochambeau, but I think it's time to take it up a notch.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Also, I'd welcome all of my "administrative duties" being removed.  I honestly wouldn't mind, but that's mainly because I don't have any.

Please categorise your pornography collection by type, then alphabetically. Then index the collection, photocopy the index and file in 3 different places.

[Paul Kemp]

Typos are funny.

Bernie would probably win Vermont if Obama were deemed to have more than 272 evs in the vag.

[Keystone Phil]

"Broken"  Hilarious!

Well I only used the Facebook for about two weeks and it is, unsurprisingly, already broken.  It appears to be infected with viruses and I cannot see my account.  Ah, what wonderfulness is the modern technology.