The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[© tweed]

The highest best [sic] I ever made was with a guy who was supervising a project when I was still in the lumber business... we bet $250 on who could make it longer after we each put 3 tablespoons of laxative in a cup of coffee and drank it.... I lost a lot of money that day

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I also found Ron Paul's argument that Newty was factually correct because the Palestinians never had a "State" to be retarded. A people doesn't need a state to be a people.

Obviously, Kurdish are invented people as well.

Of course. They're actually just Mountain Turks, don't you know anything about SCIENCE?

[Antonio the Sixth]

Some sort of jealous duck would my guess.

[minionofmidas]

An extremely dangerous individual who must be dealt with at some point.

I heard he is a coprophiliac who likes to get sex and then stiff the girl. 

That is a vile lie. I always take care to kill them first. I feel that is the gentleman way to go about it.

Funny cause it's true.

[opebo]

An extremely dangerous individual who must be dealt with at some point.

I heard he is a coprophiliac who likes to get sex and then stiff the girl. 

That is a vile lie. I always take care to kill them first. I feel that is the gentleman way to go about it.

Funny cause it's true.

You guys do know that 'stiff the girl' means to not pay her, right?  It doesn't mean to make her into a 'stiff'.

[minionofmidas]

An extremely dangerous individual who must be dealt with at some point.

I heard he is a coprophiliac who likes to get sex and then stiff the girl. 

That is a vile lie. I always take care to kill them first. I feel that is the gentleman way to go about it.

Funny cause it's true.

You guys do know that 'stiff the girl' means to not pay her, right?  It doesn't mean to make her into a 'stiff'.

I do, Gustaf doesn't. Anyways he kills them first and stiffs them after.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

If Jesus Christ met opebo, how would He act? Would He be like Gustaf?

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[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Much have I travelled in the realms of gold,
And many sickly states and kingdoms seen;
Round many ethereal islands have I been
Which bards in fealty to Romney hold.
Oft of one wide expanse had I been told
That deep-browed Gingrich ruled as his demesne;
Yet did I never breathe this unserene
Till I heard Politico speak out bold:
Then felt I like some reader of the Times
When a new candidate swims into his ken;
Or like Pawlenty when with eagle eyes
He stared at the caucus — and all his big names
Looked at each other with a wild surmise —
Silent, atop a tractor in Ames.

[Lief 🗽]

Great Ron Paul Youtube comments that sum up his supporters:

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Context:

Shouldn't this thread be in the Atlas board?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

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J. J.?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

"The BRTD ghetto" sounds cruel until you think about how much BRTD likes slums. And then, you get to thinking how cruel it would be to not create a BRTD ghetto.

[Joe Republic]

You don't need to be in the pew every sunday to know that there’s something wrong in this country when Rick Perry can get away with wearing the jacket from Brokeback Mountain, but gay Republicans can't openly buy porn in Toronto.

[Joe Republic]

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Leave it to an Oklahoman pollster to take a month to survey 400 people.

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Funny cuz it's true

The new anti-Romney is, in fact, Romney.

[Keystone Phil]

I have a word for the Packers...  What was that?

[Paul Kemp]

Well, there you have it. The stock market likes Kim Jong II, and hates low unemployment rates. Not much more to say there.

[© tweed]

Rumors flying that Romney has surged to 5.2 on the jmfcstrade.

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Context

He could discuss the role of the gays in the German military with Guido Westerwelle.

[Tender Branson]

My general impression of Austria is that it is a very conservative country + Vienna.  It's not conservative in the bible thumping, slain in the spirit, I'ma kill u cuz u gay type of way... but in the "oh, we have Thursday off from class because it's St. Barniferous day.. the saint that saved the village of Rottenegg from a cholera epidemic in 1322 by holding the entire population in isolated holding cells with no water to drink for 5 days!

LOL

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One-issue candidates never get 'flavor of the month' status.  That's exactly why Santorum has never been able to rise to the top.

Of course he isn't a single issue candidate! He hates gays and abortion!

[Antonio the Sixth]

Bashar, Mahmoud, Omar Al-Bashir, Hu Jintao, Mladic, Karadzic, most African rulers, most Central Asian rulers, Al-Qaeda & friends, SCAF, Putin and Tim Hudak.

(sorry Steve, you haven't pissed me off enough to make this list)

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[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

No word on the by-election in the Dear Leader's constituency number 333? I am looking forward to knowing which illustrious comrade the Korean People will elect to replace the very regretted Shining Star of Paektu Mountain.

Does North Korea use FPTP?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

The problematic part is that he had to be waterboarded before he'd renounce support of torture.